jeffrey wrote:lockheed's old roommate wrote:"up yours children!"
Annie May wrote:sorta related, when I'm on my bike i like to yell 'lights!' at the dummies who are driving without their lights on at night. The other day i did that and the person flicked their brights in thanks, it was a feelgood interaction for sure
big zorb wrote:a bus almost ran me over yesterday and i did a "eeeeeeEEEEEURGH HEY NOW!!!"
southpaw wrote:I'm so bad about this
There's a bridge to get into my side of town that has no bike lane so you gotta hit the "bikes on bridge" button which flashes a light to indicate you're there. Then you've gotta decide whether or not you're gonna take the whole lane and deal with the honks and shouts, or stay wide right and hope for the best as cars pass you by inches.
Did the latter yesterday and about had my head removed by a F350 side mirror. Of course the car eventually stopped right ahead of me so in a fit of rage I rode right up and slapped the dudes passenger door as hard as I could.
He followed me home and started screaming insane shit, but quieted down once he saw the blinking red light of my go pro. As he turned again I thought I was clear but before you know it he's heading back towards me going the other way. I just screamed RUN ME DOWN, JUST DO IT! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!" in a psychotic caterwaul.
Of couese there was an old couple sittlng there watching, ghastly faced with their jaws hanging on the ground. Not my proudest moment.
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wendy wrote:
colin meloy doesn't need to die
mercenaries of slime wrote:or i can just post what i want
big zorb wrote:this morning i was at the intersection of an interstate exchange off-ramp and a fairly busy avenue here. i had the light and stepped off the curb and a car ripped through the intersection off the ramp and onto the avenue at a speed which definitely would have killed me and was VERY close to my body. on instinct i busted out a very loud ric flair "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and was trying to sort out in my brain how i had nearly just died when the guy idling in the truck on the avenue rolled down his window and in a very thick and syrupy rural american accent said, "she almost got yew, boyyyyyy" and then rolled his window back up.
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