do you pull your pants down to pee

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pants pee

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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:39 pm

Yeah there's no other way
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Postby tricksforchips » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:26 pm

Only at a urinal
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Postby Mine Is Clouds » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:26 pm

yeah bb
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Postby Frank » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:37 pm

i take em off
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Postby Bernie » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:39 pm

might as well post
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Postby evil olive » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:39 pm

any chance i can get to get some air circulating down there
listen,
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Postby nite69 » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:40 pm

in my own home yes
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Postby nite69 » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:40 pm

its just easier
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:43 pm

I think I’m gonna start. Seems like a very chill thing to do.
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Postby murray st. » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:48 pm

only if i'm wearing button-fly pants
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Postby murray st. » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:49 pm

and never at a urinal, we're trying to have a society here
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Postby Bernie » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:52 pm

murray st. wrote:and never at a urinal, we're trying to have a society here


Yeah, I'm not interested in seeing a sea of ugly butts in the bathroom at a sporting event
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Postby Frank » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:57 pm

the worst are the people who saddle up next to you at the urinal, drop trou, and then try to have a conversation
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:06 pm

All my best conversations happen at the piss bucket
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Postby Autarch » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:07 pm

i actually do sit down when i pee, since i'm at high risk for sharts.
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:07 pm

I learned everything I need to know in life at the Charleroi rest stop bathroom on I-90.
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Postby doublethink0 » Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:09 pm

obligatory
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Postby ocean pimp » Mon Dec 04, 2017 12:41 am

a better question is do you pull out all your junk when you pee (nuts + hog) or just the hog?
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Postby neuartillery » Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:55 am

I keep my pants on but take off my shirt and shoes.
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Postby separator » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:09 am

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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:10 am

i was at a urinal and the guy next to me unzipped his pants but left them buttoned, pulled his dick through the dick hole in his underwear and pants and peed that way. insane.
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:10 am

do not say, "jugdish how are you aware that this happened"
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:13 am

Ummm jugdisb

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Postby neuartillery » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:27 am

The Good Jugdish wrote:i was at a urinal and the guy next to me unzipped his pants but left them buttoned, pulled his dick through the dick hole in his underwear and pants and peed that way. insane.


Yeah how could he not pull his balls out too?
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Postby aububs » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:35 am

The Good Jugdish wrote:unzipped his pants but left them buttoned


this is confusing me
no buddy not really
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:49 am

ok so you know how pants typically have a zipper and above the zipper is a button?
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Postby aububs » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:50 am

ok now I'm back on board
no buddy not really
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Postby aububs » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:51 am

I don't know how I temporarily forgot that
no buddy not really
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Postby ZONKER » Mon Dec 04, 2017 10:55 am

Whenever I’m wearing my scrubs for work (like right now!) I always pull my pants down to pee, especially when I’m outdoors and simply must do a piss

I never pull them down to my ankles tho, just so my dong and pube area are out
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Postby Milk » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:25 am

youre assuming im wearing anything at all most times.



But in public restrooms sure because i only piss in stalls, sitting down.
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