morgue employee accidentally cremated while napping

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Postby coop » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:09 am

:(
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:10 am

he wasn't actually, it's fake
the beginning of the beginning of the end of the beginning
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Postby grammatron » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:11 am

I guess it was just one of those things.
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Postby Frank » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:11 am

yeah this was fake
im that guy who got dog diarrhea in his beard
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:11 am

coop, you dope
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:12 am

the beginning of the beginning of the end of the beginning
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Postby Frank » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:12 am

Eyeball Kid wrote:coop, you dupe
im that guy who got dog diarrhea in his beard
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Postby tgk » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:12 am

shame it happened right after he fell into a pasta machine
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Postby chargie » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:12 am

no, never!
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Postby rubicon » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:17 am

What a dumb ash
avenues all lined with trees
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Postby basenjis chortle » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:32 am

i hate it when people fucking pick me up when I'm sleeping and move me around and i don't wake up.
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:34 am

if you gotta go, this is definitely the most efficient way
Your slightly panicking new friend,
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:36 am

you'd think after this happened back in March they'd be more careful
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby unome » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:35 pm

This may be fake, but there are plenty of horrific work deaths, case in point: Bumblebee tuna worker that was cooked alive
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Postby unome » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:43 pm

I’d be pissed if a swan killed me: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012 ... ntion-pond
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Postby The Good Jugdish » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:46 pm

actually in my opinion this is real
Can't believe I slept on Pete Holmes for so long!
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Postby tatiana maslany » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:48 pm

being a chronic light sleeper is comforting sometimes

you couldn't steal my mail
do you love me like i love me
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Postby Shotfrog » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:49 pm

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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:51 pm

I'd be fine with dying this way. Might have to do a double dose of Zzzquil to ensure I don't wake up before it's too late.
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Postby dragons69 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:04 pm

i cant wait for this to be me
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Postby internethandle » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:15 pm

coop has his finger on a very strange pulse
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Postby easy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:22 pm

if this was real I'd probably say something like, 'he died doing what he loved'

haha

lol
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Postby blurst of times » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:38 pm

i would like to be cremated in my sleep. seems p chill
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:39 pm

did anyone hear about this morgue employee that was cremated while they were napping
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Postby dragons69 » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:40 pm

hello friends... im just going to be napping.... right over here..... would be a shame if i was cremated........
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Postby blurst of times » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:43 pm

he should've worn a sign that said "do NOT cremate" on his back instead of one that said "please cremate me"
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Postby guidance » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:47 pm

talk about an all time classic flub
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Postby Semper Fudge » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:25 pm

slave to a spoiled cockatiel
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Postby bigcat » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:30 pm

What goes around comes around
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Postby unome » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:44 pm



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