morgue employee accidentally cremated while napping

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby coop » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:09 am

:(
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:10 am

he wasn't actually, it's fake
the beginning of the beginning of the end of the beginning
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Postby grammatron » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:11 am

I guess it was just one of those things.
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Postby Frank » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:11 am

yeah this was fake
im that guy who got dog diarrhea in his beard
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:11 am

coop, you dope
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:12 am

the beginning of the beginning of the end of the beginning
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Postby Frank » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:12 am

Eyeball Kid wrote:coop, you dupe
im that guy who got dog diarrhea in his beard
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Postby tgk » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:12 am

shame it happened right after he fell into a pasta machine
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Postby chargie » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:12 am

no, never!
trouble wrote:e equals can't c color
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Postby rubicon » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:17 am

What a dumb ash
avenues all lined with trees
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Postby basenjis chortle » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:32 am

i hate it when people fucking pick me up when I'm sleeping and move me around and i don't wake up.
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:34 am

if you gotta go, this is definitely the most efficient way
I don’t think George Washington and those guys were thinking that deep into it. They prob would be like WHAT!!??? Ok we need to change this part……
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:36 am

you'd think after this happened back in March they'd be more careful
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby unome » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:35 pm

This may be fake, but there are plenty of horrific work deaths, case in point: Bumblebee tuna worker that was cooked alive
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Postby unome » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:43 pm

I’d be pissed if a swan killed me: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012 ... ntion-pond
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:46 pm

actually in my opinion this is real
I've hit rock bottom!
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Postby tatiana maslany » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:48 pm

being a chronic light sleeper is comforting sometimes

you couldn't steal my mail
do you love me like i love me
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Postby Shotfrog » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:49 pm

Hipinion Boarder Roasted After Falling For Hoax
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Dec 07, 2017 12:51 pm

I'd be fine with dying this way. Might have to do a double dose of Zzzquil to ensure I don't wake up before it's too late.
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:04 pm

i cant wait for this to be me
remember to please don't feed the trolls ;)
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Postby internethandle » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:15 pm

coop has his finger on a very strange pulse
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Postby easy » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:22 pm

if this was real I'd probably say something like, 'he died doing what he loved'

haha

lol
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Postby blurst of times » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:38 pm

i would like to be cremated in my sleep. seems p chill
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Postby palmer eldritch » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:39 pm

did anyone hear about this morgue employee that was cremated while they were napping
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:40 pm

hello friends... im just going to be napping.... right over here..... would be a shame if i was cremated........
remember to please don't feed the trolls ;)
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Postby blurst of times » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:43 pm

he should've worn a sign that said "do NOT cremate" on his back instead of one that said "please cremate me"
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Postby guidance » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:47 pm

talk about an all time classic flub
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Postby Semper Fudge » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:25 pm

slave to a spoiled cockatiel
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Postby bigcat » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:30 pm

What goes around comes around
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Postby unome » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:44 pm



I swear my posts are invisible
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