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Postby The Good Jugdish » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:46 pm

who said that?
Working sucks buy my job's cool
I'm the janitor at the school
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Postby trouble » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:48 pm

When you think about it this guy never actually existing at all is even more tragic.
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Postby Brouhaha » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:08 pm

in the end, it was coop who was burnt
no whammies
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Postby Semper Fudge » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:30 pm

unome wrote:


I swear my posts are invisible



oh shit, sorry!
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Postby black mamba » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:47 pm

at least henri paul johnson didn't have to live through the indignity of being told he looks like he's in his 50s when he's only in his late 40's
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Postby unome » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:10 pm

Lol it’s okay
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:18 pm

this story might be fake but i know for a fact that i've been responsible for roasting boarders who fell asleep on the job
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so what did he have to say about manly attraction to sheep?

i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love

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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:19 pm

dammit I thought we were gonna get an obit
This isn't really anything I think I like.
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Postby marble » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:25 pm

i fell for it until i read the thread. i'm a dipshit
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:25 pm

goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby black mamba » Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:15 pm

bumping this topic to post a relevant meme

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Postby Brouhaha » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:11 pm

is coop still in hiding?
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