morgue employee accidentally cremated while napping

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:46 pm

who said that?
hello
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Postby trouble » Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:48 pm

When you think about it this guy never actually existing at all is even more tragic.
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Postby Brouhaha » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:08 pm

in the end, it was coop who was burnt
make it mild
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Postby Semper Fudge » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:30 pm

unome wrote:


I swear my posts are invisible



oh shit, sorry!
slave to a spoiled cockatiel
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Postby black mamba » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:47 pm

at least henri paul johnson didn't have to live through the indignity of being told he looks like he's in his 50s when he's only in his late 40's
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Postby unome » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:10 pm

Lol it’s okay
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Postby Johan POOPLER » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:18 pm

this story might be fake but i know for a fact that i've been responsible for roasting boarders who fell asleep on the job
das ding wrote:
so what did he have to say about manly attraction to sheep?

i dunno. it's a very sad aspect of our nature, but also one of the foundations of love

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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:19 pm

dammit I thought we were gonna get an obit
heaven’s full of murderers
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Postby marble » Thu Dec 07, 2017 4:25 pm

i fell for it until i read the thread. i'm a dipshit
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Dec 07, 2017 5:25 pm

goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
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Postby black mamba » Fri Dec 08, 2017 6:15 pm

bumping this topic to post a relevant meme

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Postby Brouhaha » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:11 pm

is coop still in hiding?
make it mild
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