2018 NFL off-season thread

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
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Postby gambra » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:28 pm

For all those looking forward to next September already.

2017 Coaching Carousel

Fired:
Ben McAdoo (Giants)
John Fox (Bears)
Chuck Pagano (Colts)
Jim Caldwell (Lions)
Jack Del Rio (Raiders)

Retiring from coaching:
Bruce Arians (Cardinals)

Up In The Air:
Marvin Lewis (Bengals)
Bill O'Brien (Texans)

Confirmed to be staying:
Hue Jackson (Browns)
Dirk Koetter (Bucs)
Jay Gruden (Washington)
THIS IMPACT WILL CONTROL ALL MARGINS

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Postby jerbear » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:30 pm

Holla @ u later JDR 8-)
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Postby death is my amigo » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:44 pm

sleigh wrote:i wish i hadn’t seen this rumor that vic fangio to packers d coordinator is in play. it’s not gonna happen and now any other outcome will seem like a disappointment by comparison
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Postby death is my amigo » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:45 pm

wild DC speculation is a lot of fun

my favorite “why not” float so far has been dave aranda
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Postby death is my amigo » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:34 pm

thompson out!!!!
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Postby gambra » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:16 pm

THIS IMPACT WILL CONTROL ALL MARGINS

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Postby pissydan » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:17 pm

marvin gonna marvin (for 2 more years)
As life would have it, Johnny did somebody wrong and they filed a complaint.
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Postby nice pass » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:21 pm

pissydan wrote:marvin gonna marvin (for 2 more years)

love it!
You guessed it, Frank Stallone
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Postby brent » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:56 pm

so will mariota. he sucks!
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:58 pm

He's not wrong, but neither of those teams has entered the off-season yet!
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Postby brent » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:04 pm

:oops:
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Postby inspectorhound » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:15 pm

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Postby pissydan » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:22 pm

inspectorhound wrote:Image

is he thinking about all the people he's going to cheap shot next season?
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Postby Paul » Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:04 pm

Two more years for Marin Lewis lol
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Postby inspectorhound » Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:45 pm



:barney:
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Postby separator » Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:46 pm

Marvin is a good coach. Happy for him and hope the bengals get a playoff win soon : )
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Postby pissydan » Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:58 pm

inspectorhound wrote:

:barney:

not sure he understands the phrase "start from scratch"
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Postby gambra » Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:53 pm

Raiders giving Gruden a 10 YEAR $100m deal. Complete insanity.
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Postby whatabout tim » Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:54 pm

Yea, that has to be a record deal
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Postby Paul » Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:00 pm

Did Mark Davis forget why Gruden got in to TV in the first place
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Postby dcm » Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:10 pm

Gruden is a leader of men, the Pats are going to implode this off-season, the rest of the AFC is trash. I'm making a super bowl bet asap.
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Postby separator » Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:15 pm

Gruden rules.
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Postby death is my amigo » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:40 pm

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2018/01/05/bears-interview-josh-mcdaniels-for-head-coach/

bears interviewed matt patricia

interesting fit, i think i would like it as a bears fan
as a packers fan i just want them to end up without fangio
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Postby death is my amigo » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:42 pm

i have to say his tenure in denver looks a lot better knowing what we know now about cutler

can you imagine going from brady to cutler? as a young rookie HC? no wonder
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Postby death is my amigo » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:43 pm

holy shit did not know the gruden deal is 10/100m

is that real? that is genuinely the dumbest thing ive ever heard
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Postby Polygraph Shakira » Fri Jan 05, 2018 9:45 pm

separator wrote:Gruden rules.
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Postby shirts optional » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:27 pm

looks like lions are gonna get patricia and colts are gonna nab mcdaniels
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Postby OKterrific » Sun Jan 07, 2018 1:42 pm

this was probably said but I love that Brad Johnson has the video of that play on his phone ready to send to someone at the drop of a hat
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