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Postby Brain Stew » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:35 pm

Doesn't the Nobel prize come with a million dollars?
You know, signatures are pretty night bus...
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:51 pm

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Postby worrywort » Wed Oct 10, 2018 12:26 am

that's just so the ambulance will come sooner for the daily walmart heart attack
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Postby brent » Wed Oct 10, 2018 10:22 am

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Postby tgk » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:02 am

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Postby Big Oil » Thu Oct 11, 2018 10:33 am

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Postby an otter uh otter uh otter uh o » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:55 pm

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Postby an otter uh otter uh otter uh o » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:56 pm

We're like, 3 years from Alexa calling the cops on you for stuff it overheard, right?
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Postby Feech La Manna » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:58 pm

Thank god I'll finally have an AI to tell me when I need cough drops
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Postby brent » Thu Oct 11, 2018 4:58 pm

i thought that was old news honestly
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Postby tgk » Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:26 pm

an otter wrote:We're like, 3 years from Alexa calling the cops on you for stuff it overheard, right?


yeah, why people bought these things in the first place is boggling
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Postby an otter uh otter uh otter uh o » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:37 pm

tgk wrote:
an otter wrote:We're like, 3 years from Alexa calling the cops on you for stuff it overheard, right?

yeah, why people bought these things in the first place is boggling

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Postby theta » Thu Oct 11, 2018 6:56 pm

we dreamt of psychotropic houses and awoke to a boombox that narcs on you
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Postby medicore bob dole gimmick » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:48 pm

Alexa, where is the circuit breaker...Alexa?
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Postby Merciel » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:05 am

I'm trying to figure out how this thing is supposed to tell if you're bored, and my best guess is that it won't actually care and will instead just try to huck disposable entertainment at you incessantly until you give in.
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Postby buttre » Fri Oct 12, 2018 8:46 am

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Postby tgk » Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:12 pm

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Postby hoopdog » Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:14 pm

Long con to bring us back into the fold
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Postby hoopdog » Mon Oct 15, 2018 2:14 pm

Long con to bring us back into the fold
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Postby speakers » Thu Oct 18, 2018 12:36 pm

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Postby quilty » Fri Oct 19, 2018 1:17 am

Wealthy Los Angeles grapples with outbreak of typhus among its poorest (Guardian)

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Many of those resources have focused on the city’s large homeless population, considered most at risk for contracting the flea-borne illness. This same time last year, California’s homeless population was threatened by an outbreak of hepatitis A, another disease associated with impoverishment and poor sanitation, which killed 21 people and infected hundreds.
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:30 am

A shooter threat was called into my work yesterday and all staff got a text saying 'please continue to work but stay away from the windows.'
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Postby Durham » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:13 pm



Have firearms been fired in recruitment ads before? This seems....different
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Postby alaska » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:25 pm

i can't hear the phrase "are you one of them" in any voice other than sufjan steven's in "john wayne gacy jr," which makes this tweet extra bonus cursed
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Postby Durham » Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:06 pm

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Postby Shalabi » Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:59 am

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Postby Shalabi » Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:59 am

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there's no way that would hold up in court
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Postby black mamba » Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:26 am



The 30-acre prison on the southeast outskirts of Raleigh, near Interstate 40, looks like a scruffy, low-slung college laced in cyclone fencing topped with concertina wire. It has a permanent population of about 1,700 inmates, ages 16 to 89, and also processes 200 to 240 women per month who are entering the North Carolina penal system.

Those doing time here wear color-coded uniforms: yellow (pre-trial protected custody), fuchsia (new arrival), teal (minimum security), purple (medium and close-watch security) or burgundy (death row).


it's kind of like our user names
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Postby Bad Craziness » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:17 am

Durham wrote:

Have firearms been fired in recruitment ads before? This seems....different


I'm pretty sure they haven't

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Postby Durham » Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:47 am

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