2018 dystopia logbook: happy piss year

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby futurist » Mon Apr 09, 2018 10:15 pm

i could post hundreds of stories similar to this

https://www.facebook.com/erick.danley.9 ... 1638066311
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Postby internethandle » Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:01 pm

been seeing these ostensible ambulances around town lately

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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:03 pm

what the fuck is that name
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Postby demis » Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:06 pm

is it not english
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Postby i am rich » Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:09 pm

am bulnz
u bulnz?
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Postby blurst of times » Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:11 pm

is the a supposed to be a heart??

what the fuck
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Postby worrywort » Tue Apr 10, 2018 9:28 pm

it's like anne boleynz
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Postby naturemorte » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:31 am

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/11/us/erie-bats-school-shooting.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur
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All 470 of the district’s teachers received the bats on April 2, as did teacher’s aides, administrators and building staff, Mr. Cacchione said.

The idea came from an anonymous response to the district’s online survey distributed about a month after the Parkland, Fla., shooting that killed 17 people, Mr. Hall explained. The survey, which included only one question, asked whether or not parents approved of having an armed presence in schools who would act as “‘first responder(s)’ to an active shooter situation.”

The bats are meant to be used only during a “hard lockdown situation,” Mr. Hall said, and are locked up in the district’s buildings and classrooms so they don’t fall into the wrong hands.

It’s part of a larger effort to improve school safety, Mr. Hill said, that includes installing a concrete barrier between a parking lot and a walkway, instituting regular police patrols at each of the district’s 10 schools and securing building entrances.

The Parkland shooting has led school officials and lawmakers across the country to make changes. Last month, the superintendent of the Blue Mountain School District in Schuylkill County, Pa., announced that every classroom had been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone.

“If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance to any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned,” the superintendent, David Helsel, said at the time.

chad wrote:"How can I make this about me and also congratulate myself in some way" - basically every hipinion bro
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:35 am

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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:35 am

the beginning of the beginning of the end of the beginning
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Postby Durham » Thu Apr 12, 2018 10:29 pm

Mumbai (CNN)Toxic moonshine has killed 102 people and seriously sickened scores of others of drinkers from a Mumbai slum, Indian police say.

Forty-six others have been hospitalized, with many in a critical condition, after consuming the illegal homebrew, Mumbai police spokesman Dhananjay Kulkarni told CNN.

Authorities said four men and two women had been booked over the deaths, on charges including culpable homicide, poisoning and abetting a crime.
Eight local police have also been suspended for negligence, he said, while the suspect liquor has been sent for testing.
The incident took place near Laxmi Nagar, a large slum in Mumbai, India's financial capital.

Deaths from cheap, illegally brewed liquor -- often containing toxic methanol -- are not uncommon in India.
The moonshine is typically brewed in villages before being smuggled into cities, where it sells for about 10 cents a glass -- about a third the price of legally brewed liquor.

More than 160 people died from drinking a bad batch of moonshine in West Bengal in 2011, while in January, at least 25 people died and 125 were hospitalized after drinking illegal homebrew in Uttar Pradesh.

Drinking 'to cope'
There were emotional scenes in Laxmi Nagar slum Monday as the body of another victim was returned to his family.
Loud wails came from a crowd of about 200 people which had gathered to see the body of Satyavel Nagan Kawander brought home.
Kawander, a 35-year-old day laborer, left behind a wife and three children under the age of 11, they said.
Nearby, a young boy who had lost his father had his head shaved, a traditional Hindu sign of mourning.

Many men in the desperately poor slum work as manual laborers, separating garbage or cleaning gutters, earning 50 -- 100 rupees ($0.78-$1.57) a day, locals told CNN. They tended to drink to cope with the stresses of their jobs dealing with garbage or human sewage, said Uma Chandra Harijan, whose husband, a gutter cleaner, is now battling for his life.

"They have to drink to get rid of the smell, to numb their senses," she said, adding that her husband drank every night.
Harijan, who has a son, 3, and a 15-day-old daughter, also lost her father to the illegal moonshine.
Nearby, Jyoti Sangar Sankate was mourning her husband, who had been a drinker for years, she said.
"I don't know what happened this time," she said.

"He came home and vomited, said he was losing vision. His body started shaking. He died the same day."
Locals pointed out two houses in the slum they said the local bootleggers operated from; both were closed Monday.

https://www.cnn.com/2015/06/22/asia/india-moonshine-deaths-mumbai/index.html
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Postby joe » Fri Apr 13, 2018 4:18 am



ariel, you're helping train the dang algorithm
dễ dàng wrote:CHẾT TIỆT
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Fri Apr 13, 2018 10:43 pm

the beginning of the beginning of the end of the beginning
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Postby Shalabi » Sat Apr 14, 2018 12:11 pm

Dystopia moves fast
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Postby John Dark » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:31 pm

Now here is the lake. And I still haven't changed.
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:44 pm

you're referring to the comments section on that article, yes?
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Postby speakers » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:18 pm

ending that with "viva la revolution" fully turns it into a mr. show sketch
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Postby cartola » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:23 pm

this is beyond fucked up

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/11/magazine/black-mothers-babies-death-maternal-mortality.html?smprod=nytcore-iphone&smid=nytcore-iphone-share

Black infants in America are now more than twice as likely to die as white infants — 11.3 per 1,000 black babies, compared with 4.9 per 1,000 white babies, according to the most recent government data — a racial disparity that is actually wider than in 1850, 15 years before the end of slavery, when most black women were considered chattel. In one year, that racial gap adds up to more than 4,000 lost black babies. Education and income offer little protection. In fact, a black woman with an advanced degree is more likely to lose her baby than a white woman with less than an eighth-grade education.

This tragedy of black infant mortality is intimately intertwined with another tragedy: a crisis of death and near death in black mothers themselves. The United States is one of only 13 countries in the world where the rate of maternal mortality — the death of a woman related to pregnancy or childbirth up to a year after the end of pregnancy — is now worse than it was 25 years ago. Each year, an estimated 700 to 900 maternal deaths occur in the United States. In addition, the C.D.C. reports more than 50,000 potentially preventable near-deaths, like Landrum’s, per year — a number that rose nearly 200 percent from 1993 to 2014, the last year for which statistics are available. Black women are three to four times as likely to die from pregnancy-related causes as their white counterparts, according to the C.D.C. — a disproportionate rate that is higher than that of Mexico, where nearly half the population lives in poverty — and as with infants, the high numbers for black women drive the national numbers.


great country
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Postby Grumby » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:24 pm

tgk wrote:


mad edgy
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Postby Jeremy » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:05 am

Durham wrote:


I'm not going to learn anything about this kid but I feel 100% confident saying he'd be better off if his parents were incarcerated.
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Postby Durham » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:10 am

He has my eye bags at age 12
He’s gonna be shitting his pants at a pro level in weeks
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Postby goofjan » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:19 am

looks like a young Jim Bruer
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby NegativeCapability » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:25 am

Gotta build your business while you're still young and energetic and creative. Those eye bags are totally worth it.
Greta Van Fleet
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