2018 dystopia logbook: happy piss year

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby iambic » Fri Jul 20, 2018 7:41 am

I donate leave to coworkers who are having a baby, but I don't ever talk to them about it, let alone tell them it's a "gift," because it's ferociously awful and dumb that it's needed
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:00 pm

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:12 pm

baptized in the deep fryer
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Postby ZONKER » Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:26 pm

wtf did i just post????
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:39 pm

i kind of want a 3d printed gun tbf
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Fri Jul 20, 2018 2:45 pm

at least there'll be all sorts of sabotaged files out there
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Fri Jul 20, 2018 2:46 pm

oh yeah, before I forget!

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Postby NegativeCapability » Fri Jul 20, 2018 2:55 pm

And then he died of a heart attack shortly after.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Fri Jul 20, 2018 2:56 pm

I don't really understand why people freak out about the 3D printed gun because there are so many more waaaaaaaay easier ways to get a gun than trying to 3D print and assemble one
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Jul 20, 2018 2:57 pm

wait what dude works there?
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Postby Gussie Fink-Nottle » Fri Jul 20, 2018 3:17 pm

Prof. Horatio Hufnagel wrote:i kind of want a 3d printed gun tbf

Yeah I feel like I could get a weird transparent holster and raincoat and play at being a future detective with one of those.
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Postby Paul » Fri Jul 20, 2018 3:20 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:I don't really understand why people freak out about the 3D printed gun because there are so many more waaaaaaaay easier ways to get a gun than trying to 3D print and assemble one


I think it's just like "Hey, we have way too many guns in this country, let's find out ways to invent more except they look like kitchen appliances or toys"
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:42 am

badhat wrote:bike solve all problems
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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:46 am

Ferrous Bueller wrote:oh yeah, before I forget!



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Postby Feech La Manna » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:50 am

Paul wrote:
Feech La Manna wrote:I don't really understand why people freak out about the 3D printed gun because there are so many more waaaaaaaay easier ways to get a gun than trying to 3D print and assemble one


I think it's just like "Hey, we have way too many guns in this country, let's find out ways to invent more except they look like kitchen appliances or toys"


I've used 3D printers a bit and it just seems like putting one together and actually getting it to work would be a huge pain in the ass
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Postby butter » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:51 am

Feech La Manna wrote:


This is... really good advertising for chick-fil-a!
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Postby Catullus » Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:56 am

Lol shit they’re opening a mission bbq up the street from us
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Postby mascotte » Sun Jul 22, 2018 11:38 am

butter wrote:
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This is... really good advertising for chick-fil-a!


It's Nathan Fielder's job
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Postby brent » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:27 am

mission BBQ seems completely off the rails
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Postby goofjan » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:33 am

politics aside, how is their BBQ though?
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby NegativeCapability » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:50 am





99% sure this Panos guy is an actual vampire.
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Postby alaska » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:53 am

chik-fil-a is a wild time
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Postby Durham » Mon Jul 23, 2018 10:20 pm

Hell yeah

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