2018 dystopia logbook: happy piss year

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Grey Poupon » Thu Jul 26, 2018 6:27 am

Durham wrote:Hell yeah


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Postby Buddy Glass » Sat Jul 28, 2018 12:00 pm

What became of her? She lived, as she liked to say, off the kindness of gentlemen. I assume she’s dead.
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Postby Durham » Sat Jul 28, 2018 1:24 pm

just remembered that Obama kept robert gates and appointed chuck hagel
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Postby joe » Sat Jul 28, 2018 5:29 pm

https://www.seattlespheres.com





The Spheres are a place where employees can think and work differently surrounded by plants.

The Spheres are a result of innovative thinking about the character of a workplace and an extended conversation about what is typically missing from urban offices– a direct link to nature. The Spheres are home to more than 40,000 plants from the cloud forest regions of over 30 countries.


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Postby joe » Sat Jul 28, 2018 5:34 pm

Goes well with this new Amazon product:

Kenny wrote:Test of Rekognition software links members of Congress to arrest photos and finds people of color misidentified disproportionately
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/26/amazon-facial-rekognition-congress-mugshots-aclu
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:05 pm

"Chive TV" was playing at the gas pump just now
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Postby loaf angel » Mon Jul 30, 2018 11:17 am

blow up the banks
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Postby hoopdog » Mon Jul 30, 2018 1:02 pm

Jon Bon Jovi's son's wine is a rose called Hampton Water that he has been unsuccessfully trying to peddle to the restaurant I work at for well over a year

I have collected business cards from him to "pass along" to our wine director at least twice, it's truly terrible stuff
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Postby iambic » Mon Jul 30, 2018 4:18 pm

joe wrote:https://www.seattlespheres.com

looks like downloadable content for a deus ex game
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Postby an otter » Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:37 pm

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Postby incoherent grunting » Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:54 pm

fuck off, alexa
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Postby hoopdog » Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:45 pm

Drones were just used to try to assassinate the leader of a country so we can probably add that in here
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Postby Paul » Sat Aug 04, 2018 10:23 pm

Drones really can do it all!
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Postby i am rich » Sat Aug 04, 2018 11:38 pm

alec baldwin trump impression face just made me kinda wanna die, i think that probably belongs here
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Postby alaska » Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:15 am

i wonder where one goes about getting pinochet merch
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Postby alaska » Sun Aug 05, 2018 12:18 am

that shirt almost reads like an idakoos thing
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Postby universe » Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:48 am

I just got a sponsored post in my Instagram feed bashing a local steelworkers union for striking, allegedly written from the POV of a steelworker mad the union leadership turned down a $9 raise because they want apprentices to get paid. Disgusting.
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Postby Shalabi » Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:43 am

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Postby ecto » Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:03 pm

universe wrote:I just got a sponsored post in my Instagram feed bashing a local steelworkers union for striking, allegedly written from the POV of a steelworker mad the union leadership turned down a $9 raise because they want apprentices to get paid. Disgusting.

damn. instagrams targeted ads are getting smarter
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Postby coop » Tue Aug 07, 2018 2:37 pm

no no no no
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Postby camping » Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:44 pm

haha came in to post that
Johan POOPLER wrote:girls see your dick and it reminds them of their saddest birthday
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