2018 dystopia logbook: happy piss year

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Brain Stew » Sat Sep 29, 2018 1:50 pm

Korn Koffee is not dystopian for me. Just the opposite.
You know, signatures are pretty night bus...
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Postby Frank » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:19 pm

dog diarrhea in my beard
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Postby mascotte » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:27 pm

Is screwing a robot an immoral thing?
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Postby mascotte » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:28 pm

Double
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Postby blurst of times » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:32 pm

only one way to find out...
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Postby internetfriend » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:39 pm

Frank wrote:

i gotta be missing something with this one
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Postby iambic » Sun Sep 30, 2018 12:19 am

what a heartwarming talasdlawmdalweasle
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Postby south pacific » Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:16 am

Stalking through the colorful hallways of New York’s “experiences,” I felt like a shell of a person. It was as if I was witnessing the total erosion of meaning itself. And when I posted a selfie from the Rosé Mansion saying as much, all of my friends liked it.



Jesus
went to the theatre for the tickle contest
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Postby Big Oil » Sun Sep 30, 2018 12:54 pm

Feech La Manna wrote:jesus fucking christ these people


:)
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Postby Big Oil » Sun Sep 30, 2018 12:57 pm

Jobs should have died in a federal prison.
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Postby transitive » Tue Oct 02, 2018 9:19 am

:?
The New York Times wrote:A New Jersey man died after being infected with Naegleria fowleri, also known as the “brain-eating amoeba,” a rare infection that is contracted through the nose in fresh water...The amoeba got its nickname because it starts to destroy brain tissue once it reaches the brain, after it is forced up there in a rush of water. Before it enters the body, it happily feasts on the bacteria found in the water.


https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/01/science/brain-eating-amoeba-death.html?action=click&module=Discovery&pgtype=Homepage
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Oct 02, 2018 10:15 am

brain worms are no longer a laughing matter
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Postby goofjan » Tue Oct 02, 2018 11:09 am

coop wrote:

instantly imagined a haunted house movie with this setup.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Esteban » Tue Oct 02, 2018 2:59 pm



Normal country
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Postby Merciel » Tue Oct 02, 2018 3:14 pm

god damn
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Postby joe » Tue Oct 02, 2018 4:15 pm

transitive wrote::?
The New York Times wrote:A New Jersey man died after being infected with Naegleria fowleri, also known as the “brain-eating amoeba,” a rare infection that is contracted through the nose in fresh water...The amoeba got its nickname because it starts to destroy brain tissue once it reaches the brain, after it is forced up there in a rush of water. Before it enters the body, it happily feasts on the bacteria found in the water.


https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/01/science/brain-eating-amoeba-death.html?action=click&module=Discovery&pgtype=Homepage


just used a neti pot this weekend!
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Postby rich uncle skeleton » Tue Oct 02, 2018 4:24 pm

Posted in the Kanye thread about the brain-eating amoeba:

rich uncle skeleton wrote:


Holy shit I’ve actually been to BSR before!!! Famous for the Royal Flush slide:
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Postby mascotte » Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:42 am

joe wrote:
transitive wrote::?
The New York Times wrote:A New Jersey man died after being infected with Naegleria fowleri, also known as the “brain-eating amoeba,” a rare infection that is contracted through the nose in fresh water...The amoeba got its nickname because it starts to destroy brain tissue once it reaches the brain, after it is forced up there in a rush of water. Before it enters the body, it happily feasts on the bacteria found in the water.


https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/01/science/brain-eating-amoeba-death.html?action=click&module=Discovery&pgtype=Homepage


just used a neti pot this weekend!


Does that hurt? Pouring water through a nose canal is not a pleasant experience
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Postby theta » Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:27 am

oh great, can’t wait to be exposed to “a little” more radiation
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Postby pablito » Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:29 am

tgk wrote:

This is just a combination of all US news into one story
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Postby digital friday » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:28 am

pablito wrote:
tgk wrote:

This is just a combination of all US news into one story


Massive firefighter stated by gender reveal party. What are some other fun ways to celebrate your child’s gender-reveal?
are you not entertained?
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Postby joe » Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:37 am

mascotte wrote:
joe wrote:
transitive wrote::?
The New York Times wrote:A New Jersey man died after being infected with Naegleria fowleri, also known as the “brain-eating amoeba,” a rare infection that is contracted through the nose in fresh water...The amoeba got its nickname because it starts to destroy brain tissue once it reaches the brain, after it is forced up there in a rush of water. Before it enters the body, it happily feasts on the bacteria found in the water.


https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/01/science/brain-eating-amoeba-death.html?action=click&module=Discovery&pgtype=Homepage


just used a neti pot this weekend!


Does that hurt? Pouring water through a nose canal is not a pleasant experience


as long as the water is at the right temperature (boiled and then cooled down to a bit above room temperature) it seems fine. usually i'm using it when i'm super congested so I don't really care if it's uncomfortable.
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