FRIDAY NIGHT FUCK SQUAD

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:30 pm

:evil: post itt if u wanna be in my friday afternoon fuck squad

once i have 3 members ill tell u all about it

its a 4 person squad

so dont get left behind cuntz
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Postby easy » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:34 pm

i'm in
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:39 pm

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Postby loaf angel » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:41 pm

squaring. up
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Postby Reliable Tradesman » Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:43 pm

I'm at work but I'm just up the road.
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:11 am

ok we have the fuck squad assembled

easy (code name: Angel of Death Blue)
REAL BASED SLOB (code name: The Brewer's Choice)
loaf angel (code name: Extenuating Circumstances)
Reliable Tradesman (code name: Convict(ion))

ur first job is to do a sex dance listening to this song



that will commence initial lubrication procedures
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Postby big zorb » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:27 am

bummed i missed this. will be watching y'all in support.
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Postby loaf angel » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:29 am

I've done several sex dances with Len

do I need video
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Postby fuckyoudad » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:39 am

Every day ... is suffering
Note: mildly comedic.
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Postby Reliable Tradesman » Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:41 am

larry the cable guy tooth fairy 28 wrote:bummed i missed this. will be watching y'all in support.


You can have my slot, I can't commit to this.
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:59 am

ok this is now the friday night fuck squad

i got drunk at lunch for my sis' bday celebration and then i threw out heaps of stuff for kerbside collection so its a gr8 day so far

gonna steal a swim in approximately 4 hours

i just ate like 80 almonds

5 spots jsut freed up for the friday nigth fuck squad

i promise ill organise this one bettter

luv u cunts

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Postby ratbags » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:59 am

I'll join the fuck squad
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:00 am

they had one of those jukebox thingys u can control via wifi at the bar and i kept putting on good songs by taylor swift and carly rae jepsen until my bro said they werent good songs

so then i put on steal my sunshine

and i thought of u angels

blessings

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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:01 am

ratbags ur special fuck squad code name is 'The Artful Codger'

ur my right man or woman and i luv u dearly

i wish u to have the best weekend a person can have

blessings

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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:04 am

i just threw out an electric drum kit that still works pretty good

i hope whoever finds it uses it wisely to play blast beats

also a monitor but it only has dvi and no hdmi but u could still watch some hard core fuckin' on it no worries

so i hope someone enjoys that too and preferably for pornography

i included a sealed dvi cord for them

heres a question for u ppl thinking about the firday night fuck squad which is actually the saturday afternoon fuck squad in convict town

if u were driving past a domicile and u saw something thrown out on the side of the road that u wanted to pick up

what would that thing be
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Postby ratbags » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:07 am

Thank my sweet sweet fritz love
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Postby ratbags » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:07 am

The thing for me would be a gas lawnmower
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:11 am

man i have a petrol lawnmower that u can have because we got some cunt that mows the lawn due to body corporate

so if u can make it here i will give it to u

which colour would u like the lawn mower painted
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Postby ratbags » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:22 am

Perrywinkle
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Postby shark week » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:42 am

<3 indulging in my self-defeat
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Postby shark week » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:42 am

looks like i missed a million miles of fun in here
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Postby oomphull » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:42 am

saturday afternoon fuck squad is where you'll find me
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Postby oomphull » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:44 am

friday night fuck squad, how'd things go?
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Postby joe » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:44 am

i'm still friday night fucking
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Postby joe » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:45 am

where the hawaii borders at. they'll be friday night fucking for quite some time still
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Postby big zorb » Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:56 am

Hey dtff
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Postby oomphull » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:21 pm

joe wrote:i'm still friday night fucking


good work. friday night fucking past midnight pays time and a half.
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