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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:17 pm

Sitting in a plane next to a dude reading Rich Dad, Poor Dad.

Obviously MAGA hats and fedoras


What are some small markers that indicate to you immediately 'nope, this is not my kind of person'?
opi wrote:like i don't think it's possible for catullus to be duplicitous, whereas pretty much every other poster at the time struck me as having one foot in shinra
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Postby internetfriend » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:18 pm

always pushes me
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts
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Postby The Good Jugdish » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:18 pm

sunglasses on the back of the head
Working sucks buy my job's cool
I'm the janitor at the school
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:18 pm

Eye contact
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:18 pm

these days? walking on two legs, breathing...
This isn't really anything I think I like.
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Postby spix et chicho » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:18 pm

Asks if I have coke
CIARA IS DEFIANTLY A MAN AND ITS DISGUSTING MY CUZIN WAS THROWING UP FOR 2 WEEKSM YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK PLEASE SIGN THIS B/C THATS JSUT HERENDOUZ
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Postby Kiki » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:19 pm

Apple Watch
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Postby The Good Jugdish » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:19 pm

stabs me in the abdomen and leaves me for dead while spiriting away with my best girl
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Postby shankly » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:19 pm

hamilton
harry potter
vox.com

so, 99% of all capitol hill staffers
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Postby fester » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:20 pm

curled mustache
LETS-GO-POOP
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:21 pm

talking enthusiastically about cryptocurrency
This isn't really anything I think I like.
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Postby blayk » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:22 pm

Sperry's +Northface vest
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Postby Maeven » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:22 pm

shirt is tucked in
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:22 pm

that indefinable quality that tells you someone grew up with a family that loved and supported them
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Postby Mine Is Clouds » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:22 pm

goatee
those jeans with crazy embroidery and buttons on the back pockets and shit dudes wear with their favorite button down
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Postby blayk » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:22 pm

DasLofGang wrote:talking enthusiastically about cryptocurrency


My colleagues are all doing this. I keep politely telling them "no" to cryptocurrency discussion.
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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:23 pm

If you hate Harry Potter you just added yourself to my list

Don't come for me
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Postby blayk » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:23 pm

Camoflauge jacket
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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:23 pm

Camouflage shorts and flip flops
Truck balls
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:24 pm

blayk wrote:My colleagues are all doing this. I keep politely telling them "no" to cryptocurrency discussion.

blayk, everything is going to be a blockchain sooner or later

world hunger, governments....you just don't get it smh
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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:24 pm

Talking on speakerphone when walking around in public
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:24 pm

camo anything

tapout shirt/sticker
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:25 pm

this used to not necessarily be true at all, but: gun ownership
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Postby Mine Is Clouds » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:25 pm

Catullus wrote:Talking on speakerphone when walking around in public


i will add ordering at a counter while on the phone
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Postby blayk » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:25 pm

bedazzle hats
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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:25 pm

Once a lady painted her fucking nails next to me on a plane until the flight attendant told her she had to stop because it was noxious fumes.

Never been so close to slapping a stranger.
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Postby Mine Is Clouds » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:26 pm

bad tippers
rude to waitstaff
ordering fancy in a dive bar
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Postby Kenny » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:26 pm

At this point, existing in my vision or memory
REAL NAME NO GIMMICKS Image

If you're like me, you wake up in the middle of the night screaming, "WHERE ARE ALL OF THOSE CORPSES?!"
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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:26 pm

KCCO clothing
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:27 pm

talks like a normal cracker unless/until a PoC shows up and then it's all HELLS NAW etc
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