Small Things That Indicate You'll Hate Someone

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:17 pm

Sitting in a plane next to a dude reading Rich Dad, Poor Dad.

Obviously MAGA hats and fedoras


What are some small markers that indicate to you immediately 'nope, this is not my kind of person'?
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Postby internetfriend » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:18 pm

always pushes me
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:18 pm

sunglasses on the back of the head
hello
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:18 pm

Eye contact
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:18 pm

these days? walking on two legs, breathing...
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Postby spix et chicho » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:18 pm

Asks if I have coke
CIARA IS DEFIANTLY A MAN AND ITS DISGUSTING MY CUZIN WAS THROWING UP FOR 2 WEEKSM YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK PLEASE SIGN THIS B/C THATS JSUT HERENDOUZ
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Postby Kiki » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:19 pm

Apple Watch
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:19 pm

stabs me in the abdomen and leaves me for dead while spiriting away with my best girl
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Postby shankly » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:19 pm

hamilton
harry potter
vox.com

so, 99% of all capitol hill staffers
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Postby fester » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:20 pm

curled mustache
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:21 pm

talking enthusiastically about cryptocurrency
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Postby blab » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:22 pm

Sperry's +Northface vest
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Postby Maeven » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:22 pm

shirt is tucked in
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:22 pm

that indefinable quality that tells you someone grew up with a family that loved and supported them
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Postby clouds » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:22 pm

goatee
those jeans with crazy embroidery and buttons on the back pockets and shit dudes wear with their favorite button down
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Postby blab » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:22 pm

DasLofGang wrote:talking enthusiastically about cryptocurrency


My colleagues are all doing this. I keep politely telling them "no" to cryptocurrency discussion.
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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:23 pm

If you hate Harry Potter you just added yourself to my list

Don't come for me
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Postby blab » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:23 pm

Camoflauge jacket
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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:23 pm

Camouflage shorts and flip flops
Truck balls
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:24 pm

blayk wrote:My colleagues are all doing this. I keep politely telling them "no" to cryptocurrency discussion.

blayk, everything is going to be a blockchain sooner or later

world hunger, governments....you just don't get it smh
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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:24 pm

Talking on speakerphone when walking around in public
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:24 pm

camo anything

tapout shirt/sticker
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:25 pm

this used to not necessarily be true at all, but: gun ownership
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Postby clouds » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:25 pm

Catullus wrote:Talking on speakerphone when walking around in public


i will add ordering at a counter while on the phone
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Postby blab » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:25 pm

bedazzle hats
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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:25 pm

Once a lady painted her fucking nails next to me on a plane until the flight attendant told her she had to stop because it was noxious fumes.

Never been so close to slapping a stranger.
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Postby clouds » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:26 pm

bad tippers
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Postby Kenny » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:26 pm

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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:26 pm

KCCO clothing
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 2:27 pm

talks like a normal cracker unless/until a PoC shows up and then it's all HELLS NAW etc
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