Small Things That Indicate You'll Hate Someone

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby WaltonGoggins » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:32 pm

Can't take credit for finding this, but it's quite topical

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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:32 pm

neck tats and Ed Hardy/Affliction/Sons of Anarchy shirts but I guess that's redundant.
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Postby Clive » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:35 pm

blayk wrote:If you have a sign that says "man cave"


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Postby blab » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:37 pm

just fartin in my man cave
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:38 pm

gigantic chrome and brushed stainless gas grille that gets used precisely two times per year
heaven’s full of murderers
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:38 pm

two-story foyer
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:39 pm

fancy romex instead of good ol' knob & tube
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Postby ouroboros » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:39 pm

extendable dog leash
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:39 pm

just describing the homes of persons i hate now basically
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:40 pm

knows the name(s) of any "youtube celebrity"
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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:46 pm

ouroboros wrote:extendable dog leash


what?
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:48 pm

sounds like someone is just a little jealous that they are IN PRIME PHYSICAL CONDITION *throws weights on floor*
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Postby blab » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:50 pm

The word ketosis

God mode: combine "ketosis" and "crypto" in a single conversation
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Postby DasLofGang » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:52 pm

i have to work with multiple crossfit people they are insufferable and i can only imagine what it's like inside their weird cult gym
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Postby blab » Fri Jan 12, 2018 6:53 pm

A good bud of mine became a crossfit youtube personality, and know it's like a barely now them.
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Postby ouroboros » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:01 pm

Smiling Penner-Lite wrote:
ouroboros wrote:extendable dog leash


what?


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Postby ouroboros » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:03 pm

leads to this

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Postby Catullus » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:11 pm

I've had grown men call me 'girl' before and it makes me want to set them on fire
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Postby positive shit » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:11 pm

being really into 'journalism'
i was watching the golden globes with someone who literally cheered during the ny times commercial and it made me want to run away
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Postby Riverchrist » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:16 pm

Refers to a girlfriend/boyfriend I've never met by their first name.
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Postby murray st. » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:21 pm

positive shit wrote:being really into 'journalism'
i was watching the golden globes with someone who literally cheered during the ny times commercial and it made me want to run away


@ me next time
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Postby murray st. » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:21 pm

Riverchrist wrote:Refers to a girlfriend/boyfriend I've never met by their first name.


dear god, yes
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:26 pm

ambition
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Postby Annie May » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:26 pm

milknight wrote:listens to phish

Aargh my college had a 'hippie' reputation and there were more phish/dead heads than you can count. Mostly nice people, some were even my good friends but jfc whenever they talk about or play music. Honestly phish and the dead i can abide, even enjoy (more so the dead), but lesser jam bands like widespread panic or string cheese or lotus make me wanna fuckin die
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Postby Annie May » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:32 pm

Former addicts who've gone hardcore edge who are really into posting/saying shit like 'kill your local heroin dealer'. Like yeah, selling heroin is bad but people do it for lots of reasons, maybe dueterte-style violence isn't the answer here..
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Postby Annie May » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:35 pm

I found this woman on alt facebook who had this super low-key racist bio that was something like 'I'm that girl who walks through the hood in leather and stillettos' (she was white) yeesh
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Postby Annie May » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:36 pm

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:Ohhhhh when people who are thin but used to be fat are all anti fat people. That's not a small thing, but I've known people who used to be fat and it's like all they talk about in addition to cutting calories and other related shit

Yeah these people are the fucking worst
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Postby clouds » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:39 pm

friends i don't hate do this but

taking trips you can't afford for 9 days, spend 4 of them in airports, and take dumb overdone pics you post every #tbt on instagram for the next year to compete with your #travel friends
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Postby Annie May » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:45 pm

'Cyclists are just as bad as drivers!'
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Postby josh » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:23 am

driving 20 under the limit on a road where I can't overtake you

acting as if they're intellectually superior for not liking sports

hardcore gym going types that get all preachy if they see you eating carbs or whatever

being really into politics but being detached enough from the consequences of it that you treat it as a team sport

nominally pro-LGBT but still says things to me like "why is being gay such a big part of your identity?" or "why do you still feel the need to go to gay bars, everyone's fine with it now!" or "what do you mean you have to keep coming out?"

fetishising the country, whether that's from being raised there and feeling the need to mention that all the time or being the kind of person who considers the outback "real australia" (cf. nebraska or kansas as "the real america")

"oh you're depressed, have you tried fruit and exercise?"
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