Small Things That Indicate You'll Hate Someone

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:35 pm

Anyone who makes any kind of unsolicited comment about what I'm eating. I will kill you.
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night moves wrote: People like you make up false boogeyman to blame for their emotions being out of control
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Postby Dr. Norm Thagard » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:36 pm

Anyone who "runs a business" on Facebook
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Feech La Manna wrote:well here's Norm at least

night moves wrote: People like you make up false boogeyman to blame for their emotions being out of control
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Postby Annie May » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:36 pm

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:Ohhhhh when people who are thin but used to be fat are all anti fat people. That's not a small thing, but I've known people who used to be fat and it's like all they talk about in addition to cutting calories and other related shit

Yeah these people are the fucking worst
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Postby clouds » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:39 pm

friends i don't hate do this but

taking trips you can't afford for 9 days, spend 4 of them in airports, and take dumb overdone pics you post every #tbt on instagram for the next year to compete with your #travel friends
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Postby Annie May » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:45 pm

'Cyclists are just as bad as drivers!'
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Postby josh » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:23 am

driving 20 under the limit on a road where I can't overtake you

acting as if they're intellectually superior for not liking sports

hardcore gym going types that get all preachy if they see you eating carbs or whatever

being really into politics but being detached enough from the consequences of it that you treat it as a team sport

nominally pro-LGBT but still says things to me like "why is being gay such a big part of your identity?" or "why do you still feel the need to go to gay bars, everyone's fine with it now!" or "what do you mean you have to keep coming out?"

fetishising the country, whether that's from being raised there and feeling the need to mention that all the time or being the kind of person who considers the outback "real australia" (cf. nebraska or kansas as "the real america")

"oh you're depressed, have you tried fruit and exercise?"
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Postby blab » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:25 am

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:Anyone who "runs a business" on Facebook


:oops:

Trying to make money with the side hustle. Not trying to annoy friends.
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Postby Double McDouble » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:44 am

Sell us on your side hustle, blayk
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:57 am

im on team blayk

pm me ur business and ill help it

i luv u blayk
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Postby Milk » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:18 am

josh wrote:driving 20 under the limit on a road where I can't overtake you

acting as if they're intellectually superior for not liking sports"


yeah...

and I mean i dont even watch sports except at the olympics.

And pro wrestling.... which... like im sure right now on this forum there's people who feel intellectually superior to me and others because we enjoy pro wrestling. To be fair, the business used to be VERY problematic for most of its existence (well actually pre 80's it wasnt as bad) and is only recently getting a bit more woke.

the thing is all entertainment is kinda stupid if you want to analyze it on a very basic first degree level. It's only about as pointless as life though. And just because you've known really dumb obnoxious sports fans doesn't mean sports itself is dumb.
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:20 am

milk plz make a thread about wrestling and how probby it was and how its becoming woke now
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Postby dusky » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:27 am

being religious will seriously slim my chances of giving that person a shot

but won't make me hate them, necessarily
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Postby Jsn » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:30 am

People who think we landed on the moon
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Postby Annie May » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:33 am

Jsn wrote:People who think we landed on the moon

Image
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Postby VHB » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:34 am

josh wrote:acting as if they're intellectually superior for not liking _____


think this one works with anything you wanna fill in the blank with.
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Postby vivian darko » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:38 am

VHB wrote:
josh wrote:acting as if they're intellectually superior for not liking fedoras
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Postby vivian darko » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:39 am

(Not actual shade, just funning)
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Postby dusky » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:39 am

i think i just automatically hate macho people right off the bat

but really, i end up hating most people
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Postby Alonso » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:43 am

Using the phrase 'God's Country' in pretty much any form that isn't a direct quote.
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Postby Jsn » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:50 am

References noam chomsky
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Postby Jsn » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:52 am

If you’re much taller and handsomer than I, we won’t get along
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Postby incoherent grunting » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:02 am

talking about something funny they saw on the internet
"let's get psychic not blacked out. Let's get wild without getting sick. Let's get turnt while staying woke."
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Postby Annie May » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:10 am

incoherent grunting wrote:talking about something funny they saw on the internet

I'll never forget this dude at a party i went to explaining 'dat boi' to everyone
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Postby dusky » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:12 am

why do people do that
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Postby mites » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:17 am

I used to have a lot of these but I don’t think I do anymore
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Postby oomphull » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:37 am

when people just go on and on talking without any expressed interest on my part.
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:57 am

Prof. Horatio Hufnagel wrote:doesn't pet dogs at any given opportunity

Yup--I have an innate distrust of anyone who doesn't love a good pup
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Postby heinous » Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:59 am

DasLofGang wrote:talking enthusiastically about cryptocurrency

this
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Postby Alonso » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:18 am

oomphull wrote:when people just go on and on talking without any expressed interest on my part.


Yeah this is a good response.

So many people out there apparently look at me and see someone's ear that is just begging to be chewed.
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Postby Big Oil » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:14 am

young Thom Yorke with that dreamy flouride stare
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