Small Things That Indicate You'll Hate Someone

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby blab » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:25 am

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:Anyone who "runs a business" on Facebook


:oops:

Trying to make money with the side hustle. Not trying to annoy friends.
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Postby Double McDouble » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:44 am

Sell us on your side hustle, blayk
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Sat Jan 13, 2018 12:57 am

im on team blayk

pm me ur business and ill help it

i luv u blayk
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Postby Milk » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:18 am

josh wrote:driving 20 under the limit on a road where I can't overtake you

acting as if they're intellectually superior for not liking sports"


yeah...

and I mean i dont even watch sports except at the olympics.

And pro wrestling.... which... like im sure right now on this forum there's people who feel intellectually superior to me and others because we enjoy pro wrestling. To be fair, the business used to be VERY problematic for most of its existence (well actually pre 80's it wasnt as bad) and is only recently getting a bit more woke.

the thing is all entertainment is kinda stupid if you want to analyze it on a very basic first degree level. It's only about as pointless as life though. And just because you've known really dumb obnoxious sports fans doesn't mean sports itself is dumb.
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:20 am

milk plz make a thread about wrestling and how probby it was and how its becoming woke now
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Postby dusky » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:27 am

being religious will seriously slim my chances of giving that person a shot

but won't make me hate them, necessarily
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Postby Jsn » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:30 am

People who think we landed on the moon
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Postby Annie May » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:33 am

Jsn wrote:People who think we landed on the moon

Image
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Postby VHB » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:34 am

josh wrote:acting as if they're intellectually superior for not liking _____


think this one works with anything you wanna fill in the blank with.
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Postby vivian darko » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:38 am

VHB wrote:
josh wrote:acting as if they're intellectually superior for not liking fedoras
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Postby vivian darko » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:39 am

(Not actual shade, just funning)
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Postby dusky » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:39 am

i think i just automatically hate macho people right off the bat

but really, i end up hating most people
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Postby Alonso » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:43 am

Using the phrase 'God's Country' in pretty much any form that isn't a direct quote.
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Postby Jsn » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:50 am

References noam chomsky
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Postby Jsn » Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:52 am

If you’re much taller and handsomer than I, we won’t get along
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Postby incoherent grunting » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:02 am

talking about something funny they saw on the internet
"let's get psychic not blacked out. Let's get wild without getting sick. Let's get turnt while staying woke."
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Postby Annie May » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:10 am

incoherent grunting wrote:talking about something funny they saw on the internet

I'll never forget this dude at a party i went to explaining 'dat boi' to everyone
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Postby dusky » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:12 am

why do people do that
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Postby mites » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:17 am

I used to have a lot of these but I don’t think I do anymore
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Postby oomphull » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:37 am

when people just go on and on talking without any expressed interest on my part.
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Postby Milquetoaster Strudels » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:57 am

Prof. Horatio Hufnagel wrote:doesn't pet dogs at any given opportunity

Yup--I have an innate distrust of anyone who doesn't love a good pup
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Postby heinous » Sat Jan 13, 2018 3:59 am

DasLofGang wrote:talking enthusiastically about cryptocurrency

this
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Postby Alonso » Sat Jan 13, 2018 4:18 am

oomphull wrote:when people just go on and on talking without any expressed interest on my part.


Yeah this is a good response.

So many people out there apparently look at me and see someone's ear that is just begging to be chewed.
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Postby Big Oil » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:14 am

young Thom Yorke with that dreamy flouride stare
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Postby tarantula » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:22 am

hate is pretty strong word
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Postby josh » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:22 am

VHB wrote:
josh wrote:acting as if they're intellectually superior for not liking _____


think this one works with anything you wanna fill in the blank with.


yeah true but 99% of the people I come across who do this either do it with sports or with (rap and/or pop) music which has already been covered
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Postby Hoxha » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:31 am

People who write the director's surname next to the movie title regardless of who the director is.
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Postby Brouhaha » Sat Jan 13, 2018 5:43 am

mermaid hair color

facial tattoo

male extroverts
make it mild
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Postby all day breakfast » Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:34 am

chad wrote:wears clear eye glasses*


shit
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Postby gallits » Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:39 am

whitebelt wrote:
blayk wrote:Exasperated sighs in the work place. Especially if one constantly does it.


somebody has been doing this today and it's a real downer.

I do this sometimes as a result of my asthma. People get really mad
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