Tom Hardy and Director Ruben Fleischer welcome you to

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby antoine » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:42 am

30% on RT ouch
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Postby ratbags » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:43 am

some of my favourite movies are 30% on rottentomatoes
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Postby spix et chicho » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:43 am

my 12 year old cousin doesn’t give two shits about rotten tomatoes
CIARA IS DEFIANTLY A MAN AND ITS DISGUSTING MY CUZIN WAS THROWING UP FOR 2 WEEKSM YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK PLEASE SIGN THIS B/C THATS JSUT HERENDOUZ
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Postby antoine » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:45 am

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Postby antoine » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:45 am

honestly this interests me more than 95% of superhero movies. don't give shit about MCU. at least this looks like it could be fun.
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Postby ratbags » Wed Oct 03, 2018 12:54 am

spix et chicho wrote:my 12 year old cousin doesn’t give two shits about rotten tomatoes


are we still on for thanksgiving this weekend
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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:01 am

hyperbole man wrote:

nother carrey reference


major LOL at this
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Postby antoine » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:02 am

finally a The Mask sequel
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Postby ratbags » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:04 am

you could probably write an essay's worth of words and thoughts about how venom and the mask are the same fucking movie
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Postby antoine » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:11 am

michell williams is no cameron diaz
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Postby ratbags » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:12 am

antoine, why do you wanna hate the modern version of the mask?
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Postby ratbags » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:12 am

somebody STOLE your PYJAMAAAS?
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Postby antoine » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:14 am

i ain't hatin'. i'm warming up to the venom by the minute.
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Postby ratbags » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:19 am

let's go see it this weekend
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Postby Architecture » Wed Oct 03, 2018 1:42 am

God, all the critics are saying all the right things
try the data then reply
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Postby Mr. Jackpots » Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:06 am

I’m gonna wait for the Hardy cut on this one.
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Wed Oct 03, 2018 3:00 am

antoine wrote:michell williams is no cameron diaz

In that Michelle Williams can act?
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Postby goofjan » Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:35 am

this video is about Venom's motorcycle:

plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby odilon redon » Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:49 pm

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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Wed Oct 03, 2018 10:20 pm

saw this tonight.

really wish it just leaned more into the crazy goofy shit with eddie/venom. those were by far the best parts. the main like, superhero action/love-interest stuff was so boring

that insane eminem song lol.

post-credits scene is seemingly just a clip from spider-verseToggle Spoiler, which def made this movie look even worse
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Postby antoine » Wed Oct 03, 2018 11:12 pm

jalapeño ranch wrote:
antoine wrote:michell williams is no cameron diaz

In that Michelle Williams can act?

correct
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Postby separator » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:23 pm

Bout to see this right now. Thank you tom
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Postby neuartillery » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:24 pm

Did Phil Elverum go to the premiere of Venom?
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Oct 04, 2018 5:16 pm

the dang video doesn't show up

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worth clicking through to see it
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Postby zach york » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:26 pm

antoine wrote:finally a The Mask sequel

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Postby Ted Pikul » Thu Oct 04, 2018 8:20 pm

Does Jaime Kennedy play Jim Carey’s character or are these like totally new characters
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Postby separator » Fri Oct 05, 2018 2:58 am

This was amazing. Movie of the year
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Postby separator » Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:06 am

Really hope to see the full hardy cut one day. hardy’s mad puppeteering and dark comedy are the thing making this worthwhile. The first 30 is kind of a slog (outside of hardy’s performance), but once the symbiosis occurs, a good chunk of the middle is like a whole different movie. There’s a restaurant scene in particular that finally broke down all of the holdouts in the theater who hadn’t been laughing yet. From there on it’s a pretty wild ride
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Postby joe » Fri Oct 05, 2018 3:37 am

Del's work in this thread has made Tom Hardy's Skype call with Brazil as deeply ingrained in my brain as Gladiator's "Are you not entertained?!?!?!"
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