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Cloning while they're multiplying
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:00 pm

i don't spend a lot of time in doctor's offices but the last X times i did there were HIPAA violations happening around me at a rate of 1 every 5 seconds
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:00 pm

Yes I'm saying that the email tech details are irrelevant when you just do the violation directly
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Postby cooly » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:01 pm

that was my understanding. stop feeling good and start freaking out please
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:01 pm

like the secretaries shouting at each other across the office about mrs. so-and-so's polyps and mr. whats-his-face's heart medicine and people's fucking files just laying around open on the desk where you go to get your 50 pages of redundant paperwork to fill out so they can proudly display it to the next person
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Postby cooly » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:02 pm

i'm just kidding. sorry lb. i'm sure you won't go to jail or anything probably
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:02 pm

Plainman send me daslos' chart via email when you get a chance
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:02 pm

the last one had put an unlocked file cabinet into the waiting area because they "ran out of room back here"
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Postby terminus » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:03 pm

being an irate client is sick seeming
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:03 pm

You know what they do to HIPAA violators in the big house, right
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:03 pm

. wrote:Plainman send me daslos' chart via email when you get a chance

no need, i think i have it right hImage
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Postby john plainman » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:05 pm

cooly wrote:that was my understanding. stop feeling good and start freaking out please


oh dont worry, i am very :ryan: underneath this cool and calm exterior
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Postby cooly » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:11 pm

john plainman wrote:the department i was emailing contacted me about it and said that they make this sort of mistake all the time (!!!) and i shouldn't feel too bad (i do).

just try to remember that this happens fairly often. you're good.
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Postby cooly » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:13 pm

i do kinda hope nancy responds to your e-mail requesting the deletion with something like

"Dear LB,

How do you feel about anarchism?

Sent from my iPad"

because you might deserve that much
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:13 pm

nothing is private and nothing matters
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:13 pm

for instance, i'm wearing your underwear right now
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Postby ratbags » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:13 pm

You're going to have to go undercover on the so called Deep Web to retrieve the info that has already been sold to a black market shadow broker known as The Suffragette
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:19 pm

THREAD: I just scooped my patients in the campus center
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Postby incoherent grunting » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:31 pm

wait, is your work email a lightning bolt reference??
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:40 pm

Guys, he's already in prison
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Postby draw » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:42 pm

thread of the year
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Postby Sweet Gregory Pectin » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:21 pm

just tell her you were rehearsing a scene from a play
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Postby Stuntman » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:45 pm

This is in fact a nightmare scenario but when I worked in hospital administration these types of emails were pretty par for the course. Entire departments of people not involved in any way shape or form with revenue cycle getting cc'd left and right.

But as long as you put a disclaimer that's some variation of the legally binding "This email may contain privileged or confidential information" in your signature you're totally fine, or so I've been led to believe by the many people who have been trusted with extremely sensitive patient information.
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Postby digital friday » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:59 pm

I think it would be helpful for us all if you posted the entire offending email on this message board.
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Postby digital friday » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:59 pm

To be clear: that’s not a scam.
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Postby vivian darko » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:02 am

nancy's hand is going to slip and accidentally pay one of your patient's bills

together, you and nancy are stumbling into utopia
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Postby john plainman » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:06 am

that reminds me... i never updated this thread with Nancy's response to my initial question.

Nancy, the data thief wrote:Hmmm. I think the idea behind socialism is pretty awesome. I love the idea of everyone being able to contribute what they are able. If everyone is willing to work as hard as they are able, things would go really well. Everyone should in theory work together and take care of each other. I LOVE that. I think the biggest problem, and what the general population fears is that the people won’t contribute, or want others to do it for them. Maybe it be awesome to incorporate socialism, kind of like Norway and Denmark (I think?) That could be really good. I defiantly think the way things are going now is not good. Change is defiantly needed. As for the followup question…I’m not such I understand. Do I think Bernie would have won if we were a socialist nation? Or would he have a better chance? Well…yes.
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Postby john plainman » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:07 am

Nancy defiantly thinking things pounds.
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Postby vivian darko » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:09 am

that paragraph definitely deserved $90, but maybe she can make it back selling confidential info on the dark webmd
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Postby The Unblinking Eye » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:18 am

Just send Nancy like a million emails so that she'll never get to the first one.
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Postby Paul » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:49 am

Yes, the old "bury the porn url" technique because I couldn't figure out how to delete my history.
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