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by Polygraph Shakira » Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:18 pm
urine
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by bigcat » Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:18 pm
Do not help s*******r regarding this matter please and thank you
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by WAC » Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:48 pm
Right now I am doing the "keep growing my hair out until I become ashamed to leave the house" haircut. Could be a big year for me
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by WAC » Mon Feb 12, 2018 4:52 pm
What is the S-Man doing and how can I help stop him
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by Reliable Tradesman » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:31 pm
I’ve spent the last two years growing my hair and now I look incredible, especially whilst eating burgers, as I pull the hair out of my mouth with one hand in between bites.
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by bigcat » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:51 am
WAC wrote:What is the S-Man doing and how can I help stop him
He wants it short and wet even though everyone knows hair should be long and dry
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by WAC » Tue Feb 13, 2018 12:34 pm
What a piece of shit
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by bigcat » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:20 pm
You take that back!! it's what's inside the haircut that counts
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by snitch » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:23 pm
my hair i guess doesn't work with cool haircuts or w/e like i used to bring in photos and no matter what photo i brought in my hair always ended up looking the same
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by snitch » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:26 pm
so now i only get my haircut like once a year
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by blurst of times » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:49 pm
feaxfang wrote:separator wrote:This guy has got to have the wettest hair in Hollywood
This is slick.
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by separator » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:40 pm
Came in on Monday with new haircut, radio silence from coworkers. Back today, styled extremely wet... “nice haircut”
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by coop » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:42 pm
anybody have the "just fuck me up" haircut jpeg handy
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by bigcat » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:51 pm
separator wrote:Came in on Monday with new haircut, radio silence from coworkers. Back today, styled extremely wet... “nice haircut”
Well, that's one thing that's extremely wet
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by WAC » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:44 pm
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by lockheed » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:50 pm
internetfriend posts a lot about hair and hair cuts
Nice day if it doesn't rain.
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by lockheed » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:51 pm
what is up with your hair man that this continues to be an obsession
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by lockheed » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:53 pm
tone sincere: i think of your posts every time i try a new barber in brooklyn
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by lockheed » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:54 pm
like is this a place i could definitely definitely recommend on the board for someone who is very particular about a well-executed scissor cut.
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by internetfriend » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:54 pm
i’ve been here like 5 years and i’m still having to try “new barbers in brooklyn” it’s fucked! id LOVE to stop dealing with it
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts
Zarathustra wrote:"I am a libertarian at the global level, conservative at country level, centrist at city level, socialist in my neighbourhood level, communist in my family"
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by brittle » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:55 pm
i say this in every haircut thread, but the brit-mod is pretty much timeless and good for anybody ages 20-90
this is the picture i brought to my haircutter:
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by internetfriend » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:55 pm
i don’t even care about my hair. i’m not having a party in here. it’s a very weak hell. a tickle
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts
Zarathustra wrote:"I am a libertarian at the global level, conservative at country level, centrist at city level, socialist in my neighbourhood level, communist in my family"
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by brittle » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:56 pm
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by brittle » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:57 pm
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by internetfriend » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:57 pm
i’m not trying to fly high and proud here i just want a haircut so normal-looking i don’t notice myself. instead every Haircut for Men man in this town is trying to make me look like that movie guy
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts
Zarathustra wrote:"I am a libertarian at the global level, conservative at country level, centrist at city level, socialist in my neighbourhood level, communist in my family"
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by internetfriend » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:58 pm
that guy has a considerable trademark forehead
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts
Zarathustra wrote:"I am a libertarian at the global level, conservative at country level, centrist at city level, socialist in my neighbourhood level, communist in my family"
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by brittle » Tue Feb 13, 2018 5:59 pm
well then just go to great clips and tell short on the sides, and also short on the top.
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by lockheed » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:02 pm
i'm telling you dude, i had the best fucking hair cut of my life in paris from this dude in one of the arabic parts of town. all scissors, for the beard too. i can't even fucking explain it, his attention to detail was mad perfectionist. he threaded my eyebrows. and he spoke no english at all, we had to use some dude waiting for a cut after me as a translator. just him and one chair and like 4 more dudes waiting, but he's got like wire in his mouth threading the shit out of my eyebrows and forehead. shit was crazy. didn't give a shit about how long the whole thing took.
since i got back to new york, i've tried a few new places and man, i'll never find another one like that again. and it was only 28 euros.
Nice day if it doesn't rain.
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by milknight » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:04 pm
just give urself like a 5 all over. boom. normal man
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by internetfriend » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:06 pm
milknight wrote:just give urself like a 5 all over. boom. normal man
i kinda tried this once and i looked like i’d gone to someone and asked for “Hair Orb”. it actually spooked me on clippers just because i don’t want to accidentally orb again
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts
Zarathustra wrote:"I am a libertarian at the global level, conservative at country level, centrist at city level, socialist in my neighbourhood level, communist in my family"
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