internetfriend wrote:i’m starting to think that i’m just misinterpreting what barbershops are. like i’m not asking for a fucking hair swan, i’m asking for “the same haircut i have now but the top is an inch shorter” and being explicitly denied. does everyone else just already know that barbershops are always “chef’s choice”
Autarch wrote:seriously IS, what kind of picky-ass shit are you trying to pull? you get the haircut they give you. say thank you.
picky-ass shit like "a haircut, please" and "could my hair be a little shorter?"
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts
Zarathustra wrote:"I am a libertarian at the global level, conservative at country level, centrist at city level, socialist in my neighbourhood level, communist in my family"
internetfriend wrote:i’m starting to think that i’m just misinterpreting what barbershops are. like i’m not asking for a fucking hair swan, i’m asking for “the same haircut i have now but the top is an inch shorter” and being explicitly denied. does everyone else just already know that barbershops are always “chef’s choice”
Get your ass to the salon
hideout wrote:i think the problem is that the founding fathers were all really hot, so protections for hot people are ingrained in the constitution
delgriffith wrote:I showed the last person who cut my hair a picture of myself from 2 months prior, right after I had a haircut, and she asked how many years earlier the picture had been taken because I now looked "much older."
at least that's what i used to do when i had hair and it turned out ok. now i just shave my head every 2 days while crying and lamenting the fact that i never bleached it
Zarathustra wrote:"I am a libertarian at the global level, conservative at country level, centrist at city level, socialist in my neighbourhood level, communist in my family"
Received wisdom is that you gotta cut off the dead hair and split ends to inspire it to grow more, but thinking about that logically at the age of 30 it makes no sense so ymmv
shark week wrote:She even asked me what we should do about heroin last night. END THE DRUG WAR, mom.
I haven't cut my hair since around Christmas and I'm supposed to today because it looks like real shit but I want to keep growing it long and luscious - gonna trim it and keep rolling
Style icon:
"let's get psychic not blacked out. Let's get wild without getting sick. Let's get turnt while staying woke."
internetfriend wrote:i look like someone went to a bowling alley and decided to electrocute whoever was the most visibly drunk
here once more
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts
Zarathustra wrote:"I am a libertarian at the global level, conservative at country level, centrist at city level, socialist in my neighbourhood level, communist in my family"
i look like an otter that "got into" the margarine
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts
Zarathustra wrote:"I am a libertarian at the global level, conservative at country level, centrist at city level, socialist in my neighbourhood level, communist in my family"
i look like that Something About Mary scene but with max headroom instead of cameron diaz
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts
Zarathustra wrote:"I am a libertarian at the global level, conservative at country level, centrist at city level, socialist in my neighbourhood level, communist in my family"
i look like the "before" picture on an ad for a process called "grease euthanasia"
iambic wrote:no don't make those posts
Zarathustra wrote:"I am a libertarian at the global level, conservative at country level, centrist at city level, socialist in my neighbourhood level, communist in my family"