can we admit that kid rock was never very good

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
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Postby blurst of times » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:56 pm

good rocks: chris, the

not good rocks: "kid"
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Postby blurst of times » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:04 pm

i was gonna make a non-parody thread tonight, but i think i already squandered any good will i might've had by making this one
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Postby clouds » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:07 pm

counterpoint: kid rock and pam anderson were the best celebrity couple
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Postby donna martin » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:22 pm

remember the time he and sheryl crow did a duet no one asked for.
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Postby clouds » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:24 pm

i had forgotten until now you jerk
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Postby clouds » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:24 pm



hell of a video, looks like it was directed by j. white
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:29 pm



BUY A YACHT WITH A FLAG THAT SAYIN CHILLIN THE MOST
N ROCK THAT BITCH UP AND DOWN THE COAST
my mother didnt give me what i want what the fuck!
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:30 pm

fkn luv u kid rock
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:31 pm

Dr. Norm Thagard wrote:I mean, his whole thing was that he was bad




bad ass!


u just entered the friend zone
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Postby theendoftheworld666@aol.com » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:32 pm

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mystery rash wrote:chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo!!!


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Postby donna martin » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:33 pm

i once went to a suburban sports bar that did sunday night karaoke. it mostly consisted of a steady rotation of local alcoholics of varying singing abilities, a DJ who went on an increasingly bitter rant about people not following the rules, and an 80-something man named Peter who opted for the universal crowd-pleaser, "danny boy."

at one point a duo got up to do "Picture" and just *could not* do it. couldn't get the words, couldn't get the candace, couldn't get the rhythm, as if the concept of songs was new to them. and i watched as that bar full of suburban alcoholics stood up and, united for approximately 4 minutes, sang along at the top of their lungs to save this flailing pair.
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Postby blurst of times » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:37 pm

this thread took a surprisingly heart-warming turn

hell, i guess i love kid rock (no i don't he still sucks)
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Postby donna martin » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:38 pm

wow way to flip flop in your own thread here.
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:41 pm

donna martin i would sing picture with u

they should just have the youtube url for the song under 'pathos' in the dictionary
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Postby blurst of times » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:41 pm

:( i'm bad at this

please tell more stories about kid rock karaoke if you have any. (that goes for donna or anyone else!)
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:42 pm

Living my life in a slow hell
Different girl every night at the hotel
I ain't seen the sunshine in three damn days
Been fuelling up on cocaine and whisky
Wish I had a good girl to miss me
Oh Lord I wonder if I'll ever change my ways
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you
While I'm lying next to her
I put your picture away
Sat down and cried today
I can't look at you while I'm lying next to her
I called you last night in the hotel
Everyone knows but they won't tell
But their half-hearted smiles tell me something just ain't right
I've been waiting on you for a long time
Fueling up on heartaches and cheap wine
I ain't heard from you in three damn nights
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I put your picture away
I wonder where you been
I can't look at you while I'm lyin' next to him
I saw ya yesterday with an old friend
I saw you yesterday with an old friend
It was the same old same how have you been
Since you've been gone my world's been dark and grey
You reminded me of brighter days
I hoped you were coming home to stay
I was headed to church
I was off to drink you away
I thought about you for a long time
Can't seem to get you off my mind
I can't understand why we're living life this way
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you to come back home
I found your picture today
I swear I'll change my ways
I just called to say I want you
To come back home
I just called to say I love you
Come back home
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:43 pm

i especially like the 'i was headed to church' 'i was off to drink u away' interplay

can no person here say they can't empathise with that perennial plight

let he who is without sin cast the first rock i say
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Postby theendoftheworld666@aol.com » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:44 pm

ONLY GOD KNOWS WHY
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Postby DAT TRILL FRIEND FRITZL » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:45 pm

ive sung cowboy at karaoke before complete with powerful hip thrusts when kid rock threatens to paint the sheriff's wife white
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Postby donna martin » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:48 pm

now there's a restaurant where we can live out our dreams.

Edit: there is a helpful timeline of Kid Rock's life. https://kidrockrestaurant.com/our-story/
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Postby donna martin » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:48 pm

i should add he's friends with Ted and Sarah and Donald, so.... :?
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:54 pm

Rid Kock
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Postby Fuck mustard » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:52 pm

remember when scott stapp apologized for the x rated video featuring him and Kid Rock and that he regretted that time in his life and kid rock's response was that the only thing he regretted was hanging out with scott stapp?
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Postby oh! it's max! » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:53 pm



radio edit
seriously.
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Postby pablito » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:59 pm

tgk wrote:

is this the most shirtless people ever in one place
rabbit wrote:Preacher drinks jack and eats pussy. That's Good stuff.
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Postby blurst of times » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:09 pm

^just crunched the numbers, and the answer is yes
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Postby light rail coyote » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:13 pm

"all summer long" was the big bro-anthem at my college one year.

have real mixed feelings about it tbh. it's not good and at the time i hated it but now it does remind me of daydrinking
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Postby videodrome » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:14 pm

alt.music.kid-rock disagrees
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