STAR WARS EPISODE IX: Attack of the Astro Afro

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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:49 am

as reversemigraine pointed out, we should start this thread up. thanks for waiting for me.

Will the Porgs return in Episode IX? Is it weird to type the Episode number with an "I" for the first time since Star Wars?

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https://i.imgur.com/V9qpDbA.mp4

Edit: I don't know how to embed .mp4 videos but I was posting Rian cutting the Porg cake
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Postby reversemigraine » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:51 am

Abrams says they have a script.
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:54 am

I'm all in on being Hyped for this. I feel p safe thinking it'll be roughly on par with TFA and TLJ, so hopefully they just like, end it nice and tidy. Sure RotJ had goofy stuff but the resolution of the Vader/Luke stuff is perfect. I am not sure what that would be here, though.
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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:54 am

Wonder how much they'll have to shift focus with Carrie gone.

Seems clear to me they had a rough: Han in 7, Luke in 8, Leia in 9 plan.
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:55 am

Yeah hopefully they just go all in on the new characters.
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Postby spix et chicho » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:57 am

what happens after this movie though
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:59 am

spix et chicho wrote:what happens after this movie though


the porgs FUCKToggle Spoiler
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Postby speakers » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:00 pm

spix et chicho wrote:what happens after this movie though


more movies
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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:02 pm

spix et chicho wrote:what happens after this movie though


LFL was so confident in Rian Johnson they announced he is going to do a new SW trilogy that is (AFAIK) completely unconnected to the Skywalker Saga, exploring a part of the galaxy we haven't seen before.

We don't know if there will be "Episodes" after IX.
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:05 pm

man i can't wait for them to start doing side movies that don't need to be about like, baby boba fett or whatever.
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Postby speakers » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:15 pm

Rainbow Battle Kid wrote:man i can't wait for them to start doing side movies that don't need to be about like, baby boba fett or whatever.


possible the rian and/or the game of thrones bros trilogies?
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Postby spix et chicho » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:23 pm

Smiling Penner-Lite wrote:
spix et chicho wrote:what happens after this movie though


LFL was so confident in Rian Johnson they announced he is going to do a new SW trilogy that is (AFAIK) completely unconnected to the Skywalker Saga, exploring a part of the galaxy we haven't seen before.

We don't know if there will be "Episodes" after IX.


they shoulda spaced these out a little more hunh
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Postby spix et chicho » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:23 pm

no pun intended! space!
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Postby Ankh » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:29 pm

let me get all of antoine's posts out of the way

another star war?
i'm kinda bored of this
looks bad
eh
i don't know should i go?
i'm not very interested
sure i guess i'll go
not bad
i guess i liked it
i dunno
yeah i didn't like that
that was cool though
these stink
more star war??
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:36 pm

Ankh wrote:let me get all of antoine's posts out of the way

another star war?
i'm kinda bored of this
looks bad
eh
i don't know should i go?
i'm not very interested
sure i guess i'll go
not bad
i guess i liked it
i dunno
yeah i didn't like that
that was cool though
these stink
more star war??


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Postby Viz » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:40 pm

They haven't set up Ren properly for any sort of redemption arc, so I don't know how they can properly end this. Ren becoming a "good guy" is kinda meh in that he's been pretty flakey in his attempts at being the big evil guy.

When you think about all the threads they left open in Empire, there really weren't any open questions at the end of LJ except Now what? No one is in trouble right now.
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Postby Lowercase Tea » Wed Feb 28, 2018 12:43 pm

I think even JJ knows he’s not very good at answering questions as much as setting up a universe so I’m assuming the “now what?” is pretty much the best scenario for him. I’m sure things will still feel inconclusive though.
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Postby Ankh » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:02 pm

i think the entire resistance is in trouble right now?
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Postby speakers » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:05 pm

Ankh wrote:i think the entire resistance is in trouble right now?


nah they got broom kid
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:08 pm

i really hope broom kid doesn't specifically become part of the next one. i like him a billion times more as just a symbol of the hope that Luke's return brought
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Postby Viola Swamp » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:11 pm

broom kid died on the way back to his home planet
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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:14 pm

Will there be a time jump? I think TLJ was the only film where there wasn't some passage of time.

This should be the conclusion of the Skywalker Saga and yes, a "now what?" for the rest of the GFFA.

What do you do with the Legacy of the Skywalkers? That family was hugely important for about 50 years (?) but for overall importance, not really?

Ren is the last Skywalker, as far as we know, so if he dies, that's it for them. Luke's real importance was in finding the Jedi lore and trying to keep the Jedi alive.

Will Finn and Rey get together?
Rose and Finn?
Poe and Finn?
Poe and Rey?
Porg and Rey?
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Postby reversemigraine » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:17 pm

Viola Swamp wrote:broom kid died on the way back to his home planet


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Postby loaf angel » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:22 pm

when are they gonna incorporate eating ass into these movies finally
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:22 pm

loaf angel wrote:when are they gonna incorporate eating ass into these movies finally


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Postby Viola Swamp » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:24 pm

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Postby Smiling Penner-Lite » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:27 pm

Viola Swamp wrote:broom kid died on the way back to his home planet



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Postby Fullscreen » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:36 pm

What kind of shape is the first order in, though? most of their fleet was destroyed or crippled in last jedi.

i'm sure it doesnt matter because we're meant to assume the first order is still all powerful and storming the galaxy and that will be the status quo at the start of the next film, but I wish they'd shown at least some of that.

LJ works pretty well as a mad max car chase in the desert, but we don't get a real sense of the wider consequences. For all leia's talk about hope throughout the galaxy or whatever, it felt like the tiniest possible star war between maybe 12 people.
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Postby Rainbow Battle Kid » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:37 pm

love how Jabba always looks stoned out of his gourd
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