The 2018 Major League Baseball Season

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Postby r m » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:03 pm

Red Schoendienst died. :(
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Postby nice pass » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:19 pm

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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:43 pm

holy shit he was still alive
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:45 pm

cool inning
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:58 pm

Missed the big Cozens homer. How far did it go roughly?
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 10:59 pm

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Postby tgk » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:00 pm

mcwop23 wrote:holy shit he was still alive


He was 95!
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:01 pm

Eh he can do better than that.
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Postby goldmatt » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:10 pm

r m wrote:Red Schoendienst died. :(


There are only about 5 of the '57 Braves left.

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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:12 pm

loved the 1957 Atlanta Braves
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:12 pm

Spahn and Sain and pray for a refreshing summer shower!
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Postby jewels » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:34 pm

that was not a great way to lose a game for the Phillies.
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Postby shark week » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:46 pm

Ohtani blister is probably back

he had very little command tonight
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Postby death is my amigo » Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:49 am

Tonight Steve Cishek (3rd longest active streak w/o HR) and Brandon Morrow (1st longest active streak w/o HR) gave up home runs, but it all worked out because Jason Heyward, down to his last strike and hitting .138 against lefties so far this year, walked it off.
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Postby iambic » Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:21 am

man the tigers didn't take any college relievers or catchers in the first ten rounds. just, like, high upside guys. what is this strange new world. they also took nc State lejend Brock Deatherage, which is one of the best baseball names.
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Postby gazedo » Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:24 pm

trying to temper my expectations for the mariners as they prepare to face the angels, astros, red sox, and yankees for 15 of their next 19 games.
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Postby death is my amigo » Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:25 pm

hot new cubs-related controversy at the plate coming in
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Postby death is my amigo » Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:26 pm

listening on the radio so no opinion of my own but i can tell you guys that ron coomer is what boarder would call "absolutely steamed"
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Postby Guy Incognito » Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:31 pm

iambic wrote:man the tigers didn't take any college relievers or catchers in the first ten rounds. just, like, high upside guys. what is this strange new world. they also took nc State lejend Brock Deatherage, which is one of the best baseball names.


This series has been my first tigers exposure in 2018 and I'm pretty sure their pitching staff is made up entirely of stacks of children posing as adults.

My heart goes out to you iambic, I've taken no pleasure in this week of trouncings.
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Postby Guy Incognito » Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:31 pm

Ok that last part is a lie
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Postby iambic » Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:37 pm

well zimmermann and liriano are both on the dl, but yeah, still a very bad baseball team
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Postby iambic » Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:39 pm

the tigers were 8-4 at fenway in the prior three years tho
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Postby Contristo » Fri Jun 08, 2018 1:34 pm

https://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-mos ... ike-zones/

Yankees hitters have faced the worst strikezone with 62 strikes below expectation, the next worst team has 37

Aaron Judge by himself has lost 25 strikes on balance, which is ahead of the entire red sox team and good for 10th in the league if he were a team by himself.

sux to be tall
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Postby mcwop23 » Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:30 pm

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Postby Tom Cruise » Fri Jun 08, 2018 3:55 pm

let's just end the season right now
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Postby OKterrific » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:17 pm

Sale throwing 100 lol
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Postby Tom Cruise » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:36 pm

love these brewy boys
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Postby Guy Incognito » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:49 pm

is MLB gonna lose ohtani, strasburg, and tanaka all in one night?
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Postby Autarch » Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:51 pm

OKterrific wrote:Sale throwing 100 lol


too bad my boy dylan covey is absolutely mowing 'em down.
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Postby nice pass » Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:23 pm

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