The 2018 Major League Baseball Season

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Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
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Postby iambic » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:50 pm

OKterrific wrote:I laugh until I remember who gave him the deal :x

eh, he probably wouldn't have done it if an elderly billionaire hadn't wanted a ring to wear on his deathbed
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:52 pm

our asses are in the jackpot

i need to use that
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Postby Ted Pikul » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:53 pm

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Postby death is my amigo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:41 pm

anyone know why we have audio of that?
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:24 pm

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Postby Autarch » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:27 pm

time for clay buccholz to die.
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Postby Ted Pikul » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:28 pm

loaf angel wrote:I love how Ted makes every thread as a testament to how fucking boring he is.

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Postby ratbags » Wed Jun 13, 2018 3:29 pm

death is my amigo wrote:anyone know why we have audio of that?


i think the umpire is mic'd up
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Postby death is my amigo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:52 pm

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Postby tgk » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:13 pm

Yeah I've never seen it before but maddon had cishek pitch, then moved him to left field so duensing could pitch, and then put cishek back on the mound after duensing got the out.
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Postby death is my amigo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:30 pm

it's been done, i know maddon did it either last year or the year before and in fact i remember girardi did it last year but he chose to put the pitcher, i believe, at first base? which i think i ended up costing an out but i may be misremembering.

anyways after all of that, joe did replace duensing in left with contreras, who ended up fielding the only ball put in play that half-inning
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Postby Sad Panda » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:57 pm

Girardi did it with Brian Mitchell at first base early last year...he missed a foul pop but they got out of the inning anyway.

Then he gave up 3 runs when they put him back on the mound and they lost the game.
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Postby gazedo » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:09 pm

mcwop23 wrote:our asses are in the jackpot

i need to use that


i don't think i would even know how to use that.
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Postby jon » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:17 pm

God that video is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
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Postby Spoilt Victorian Child » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:20 pm

Seemed like a really weird idiom at first but it actually just uses the same metaphor as "our asses are on the line."
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Postby OKterrific » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:22 pm

am I wrong or is the ump telling Thor it's cool to throw at a guy he just picked the wrong time
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Postby jon » Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:31 pm

Oh yeah absolutely
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Postby gauchebag » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:23 pm

sorry if this has been discussed

still can't wrap my head around the math behind these AL East standings

Win pct is very straightforward. I thought GB was too but this Boston Globe piece (the only one I can find addressing this oddity at all) is convincing me otherwise.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/reds ... story.html

this is not really clicking with me
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Postby OKterrific » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:48 pm

gauchebag wrote:sorry if this has been discussed

still can't wrap my head around the math behind these AL East standings

Win pct is very straightforward. I thought GB was too but this Boston Globe piece (the only one I can find addressing this oddity at all) is convincing me otherwise.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/reds ... story.html

this is not really clicking with me

[img]So,%20for%20instance:%20A%20team%20that%20is%204-0%20couldn’t%20play%20any%20better.%20Its%20winning%20percentage%20would%20be%201.000.%20But%20if%20another%20team%20had%20played%2010%20games%20with%20an%208-2%20(.800)%20record,%20it%20would%20be%20one%20game%20ahead%20of%20the%20team%20that%20hadn’t%20lost%20a%20game.%20If%20defining%20the%20standings%20by%20winning%20percentage,%20the%204-0%20team%20would%20be%20in%20first%20place;%20if%20defining%20it%20by%20games%20back,%20the%208-2%20team%20—%20which%20had%20four%20more%20wins%20and%20two%20more%20losses%20—%20would%20sit%20in%20the%20driver’s%20seat.[/img]



it's not really clicking for me either!
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Postby shark week » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:57 pm

Sad Panda wrote:Girardi did it with Brian Mitchell at first base early last year...he missed a foul pop but they got out of the inning anyway.

Then he gave up 3 runs when they put him back on the mound and they lost the game.


yah, i remember laughing a bunch when this happened
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Postby shark week » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:58 pm

there's one or two Earl Weaver recordings that rival the Collins one but seeing it in HD makes all the difference
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:59 pm

gauchebag are you talking about the games back being 0 but the win pct being different?
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:04 pm

the yankees are half a game back because the red sox are more games over .500 and the yankees have played like 7 fewer games

statsistically you would think the yankees would go 4-3 or 5-2 in those 7 games but you can’t assume it so they’re still “behind” in the first sense but likely to not be behind in the latter sense
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:11 pm

gauchebag wrote:sorry if this has been discussed

still can't wrap my head around the math behind these AL East standings

Win pct is very straightforward. I thought GB was too but this Boston Globe piece (the only one I can find addressing this oddity at all) is convincing me otherwise.

https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/reds ... story.html

this is not really clicking with me


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bostonglobe.com/sports/redsox/2018/06/04/not-misprint-east-standings-why-yankees-are-listed-first/Te5Q13ek1WU7hsBaEAyXyI/amp.html
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Postby 5% Tint » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:47 pm

i love Juan Soto
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:48 pm

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Postby OKterrific » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:48 am

mcwop23 wrote:no need for lame earnest dad posts
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Postby Autarch » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:51 am

dylan covey is a machine now
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Postby OKterrific » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:23 pm

my sincere condolences to all the people who pay 5 bucks a month to read Ken Rosenthal suggest things like trading Rafael Devers for two months of Manny Machado
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:35 pm

What a complete and utter buffoon

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