You're at a noise/ambient living room show

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:50 pm

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you're just about done with your second beer

it's early in the show so it's the more mellow droney stuff. your friend's on right now, and the crowd seems to be into it

you came alone right from work. you've been working too much to hang out very often lately, but at least you do your best to make it to your friends' shows

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you think about your 6 pack in the fridge and if people are taking the rest of your beer. you left it in the black bag, and it's usually chill vibes at this house, but you're not entirely confident.

your friend's act is just now finishing. everyone politely claps, and you feel a swell of anxiety from not knowing if you should try to mingle or go get another beer

you really need a cigarette but you just had one less than 30 minutes ago and you only have a few left and you want them to last the night and you hate bumming them and you really want to quit

your name is Jeff

what's your last name, and what do you do?
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Postby palmer eldritch » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:51 pm

Bezos. I found an amazon
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Postby easy » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:52 pm

my last name is Filmore, and I elect to have half a butt and save the rest
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Postby kit fox » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:04 am

my last name is riley

i decide that cigarettes are an addiction and not a game and kick myself for not just grabbing another pack when I picked up beer. I smoke one as I walk to the corner store to get more, killing two birds with one stone, get my fix and avoid having to mill around saying what's up to people I only ever see at these things. I get back and catch my friend after he's packed up all his shit and offer him a beer. I open the fridge and...they're all gone. fuck.
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:05 am

Tipton.

I walk to the fridge to grab a tallboy but the kitchen is full of people I don't know. I walk out back and pull an altoid tin out of my pocket w/ about 1/2 a gram of dirtweed mixed with altoid dust. I pack a bowl but it's clogged giving me a buzzy kind of shitty high. Anxiety sets in as I assume everyone smells the weed on me, most do, most are jealous. Inside, a harsh noise warrior is setting up on the floor, his dread gently caressing a DODFX86 and some kind of contact mic set up.
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Postby john plainman » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:11 am

My last name is Jefferson and I just remembered that I took two tabs of acid before leaving the house
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Postby Jerry Lundegaard » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:19 am

my last name is hartley

i go and grab two beers if they are left and offer one to my friend as he is packing up his gear
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:29 am

easy wrote:my last name is Filmore, and I elect to have half a butt and save the rest


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you head out the front door to the front porch where a bunch of people are hanging out in between acts

as you light your cigarette you notice someone holding a bottle that's clearly the Elysian Space Dust IPA that you brought with you

you look up from the bottle to the person holding it

describe the person who took one of your beers
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:31 am

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:one step at a time, guys

:this is an adventure game

:like "go north" and "check painting"
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Postby kit fox » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:34 am

ohhhhhhhhhh

well it appears that they may be a skeleton

or at least very pale
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Postby mactheo » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:45 am

yeah it's like a pale kid with long dark hair and a flannel who looks too young to be there. Probably not 21
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Postby joe » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:52 am

Agree, it's definitely my underage pasty alcoholic self robbing from my legally alcoholic self
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:52 am

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:stay tuned
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Postby Annie May » Thu Apr 26, 2018 12:53 am

I've gotten beer stolen from me by teenagers at shows before
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Postby kit fox » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:22 am

very excited for this, great drawings bad craziness
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Postby internethandle » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:26 am

bad craziness wrote:Image


holy hell
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Postby animefilm » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:32 am

I take the bottle away from the pasty pale long haired teenager, and smash it to prepare for a glassing. “Aaaa. Fist rule of the street: I never let anyone live who’s funnier than I am.”
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Postby Autarch » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:39 am

joe wrote:Agree, it's definitely my underage pasty alcoholic self robbing from my legally alcoholic self


the sheepish little shit didn't have the balls to ask so he just took. unbelievable.
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Postby pablito » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:46 am

:give the little rascal a noogie and say “you little rascal. next round’s on YOU my man! say, this tune is groovy, don’t you think?” and then guide the rascal into joining you in a momentary rendition of the twist
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:48 am

rather be dead than some idiot man alone at a noise show. trying to figure out whats worse, a group of idiot men at a noise show or just one by themselves.
remember to please don't feed the trolls ;)
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:54 am

i went to an industrial show last night and it was the very first time i have felt comfortable telling the asshole men next to me to fuck off. they stopped for a bit then i brushed their arms down and pointed to get the fuck away from me and then they left to the other end of the room and it was such a victory.
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:55 am

i think this was 90% powered by the singer being a woman and i was just FUCK YEAH GET FUCKED
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Thu Apr 26, 2018 1:56 am

the man was passed out on the couch by the end of the evening, so fuckin embarrasing
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Postby joe » Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:02 am

sailormoonvillain666@aol.com wrote:rather be dead than some idiot man alone at a noise show. trying to figure out whats worse, a group of idiot men at a noise show or just one by themselves.


Steamed men: an origin story
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:24 am

joe wrote:
sailormoonvillain666@aol.com wrote:rather be dead than some idiot man alone at a noise show. trying to figure out whats worse, a group of idiot men at a noise show or just one by themselves.


Steamed men: an origin story


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Postby joe » Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:32 am

It me
dễ dàng wrote:CHẾT TIỆT
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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:29 am

kit fox wrote:ohhhhhhhhhh

well it appears that they may be a skeleton


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Postby Bad Craziness » Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:32 am

JEFF ?

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You're not entirely sure what just happened.

Your friend who just finished his set is there with some pale kid who looks too young to be drinking

Your friend introduces you to the pale kid

[Friend]: Jeff, this is [Pale Kid]. Are you OK?

What's your friend's name?

What's the Pale Kid's name?

Are you OK?
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Postby marble » Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:36 am

the thread good
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Postby bongo » Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:18 am

excellent thread
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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