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Postby big zorb » Wed May 16, 2018 12:53 am

let's talk twister
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Postby surly » Wed May 16, 2018 12:53 am

this is violence
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Postby john plainman » Wed May 16, 2018 12:54 am

Twister is basically a proto-marvel movie when u think about it
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Postby big zorb » Wed May 16, 2018 12:55 am

more proto-titanic, really
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Postby mites » Wed May 16, 2018 12:56 am

There are only two good movies:


Lawrence of Arabia and every Marvel movie
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Postby big zorb » Wed May 16, 2018 12:57 am

superhero movie location:

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Postby john plainman » Wed May 16, 2018 12:57 am

- Origin story
- Rival/archvillain
- Unstoppable force
- Sight gags
- Gadgets
- rocky romance subplot

Edit: costumes and comedic sidekick
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Postby big zorb » Wed May 16, 2018 12:58 am

john plainman wrote:- Origin story
- Rival/archvillain
- Unstoppable force
- Sight gags
- Gadgets
- rocky romance subplot


can't even tell if you're posting about twister or titanic here. for instance in titanic leo has a gadget called his artistic vision.
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Postby john plainman » Wed May 16, 2018 12:58 am

The propeller is the gadget AND the sight gag
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Postby creedence tapes » Wed May 16, 2018 1:01 am

This is a time when I wish threads had fire alarms so I could pull it and you all would come back outside to the other threads.
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Postby surly » Wed May 16, 2018 1:02 am

I think you underrate leo's boyish charm as a macguffin
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Postby big zorb » Wed May 16, 2018 1:03 am

love a big mac
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love a big mac
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Postby saranclaps » Wed May 16, 2018 1:11 am

I was talking about Shin Godzilla with someone earlier (hell yeah), and I thought about this thread and came to the conclusion Star Wars and superhero movies are too tonally or narratively constricted. Shin Godzilla is a film where Godzilla is just an incidental element for a good chunk of it; there's no equivalent for Star Wars or superheroes. There's no film about a Justice League costume competition or some shit. Phantom Thread but in the DC universe does not exist.
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Postby saranclaps » Wed May 16, 2018 1:14 am

Did Japan submit Shin Godzilla as their Oscar film? If not they fucked up.
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 8:23 am

Shin Godzilla fuckin' SLAYS
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Postby goofjan » Wed May 16, 2018 8:29 am

Twister is such a perfect Michael Crichton creation in that it's about a natural disaster but still features a cartoonish bad guy who eats it in the most glorious crowdpleasing fashion.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed May 16, 2018 9:22 am

i’m pretty stoked for deadpool 2 but i am a ryan reynolds enthusiast
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 11:00 am

to everyone who hates on Twister, to quote Carey Elwes' Dr. Jonas: the next time I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
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Postby goofjan » Wed May 16, 2018 11:19 am

Poptone wrote:to everyone who hates on Twister, to quote Carey Elwes' Dr. Jonas: the next time I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

William Forsythe says the exact same thing in The Rock.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 11:32 am

that's a very william forsythe thing to say
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Postby blurst of times » Wed May 16, 2018 11:42 am

Shin Godzilla did the song "new Godzilla slang"
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Postby terminus » Wed May 16, 2018 11:43 am

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Postby Kenny » Wed May 16, 2018 11:48 am

Shin Megami Godzilla was better
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Postby big zorb » Wed May 16, 2018 12:00 pm

Bob's road
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Postby goofjan » Wed May 16, 2018 12:02 pm

Alan Ruck looked the same in 1996 as he did in 1985. Looks like they just combed his hair back.
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Postby tex porneau » Wed May 16, 2018 12:04 pm

*Whoooooosh*

What was that mysterious light?
I'm a celebrity GET ME OUT OF HERE
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Postby tex porneau » Wed May 16, 2018 12:04 pm

*Whooooooosh*

There it is again
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Postby tex porneau » Wed May 16, 2018 12:05 pm

*whoooosh*

Ah piss. Someone has rubbed the bathroom handle enough that it is simply too hot to touch. I might burn my handoff if I try to leave.

This mysterious character is formidable to be certain.
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