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Postby Marx & Engels » Wed May 16, 2018 2:17 pm

saranclaps wrote:I was talking about Shin Godzilla with someone earlier (hell yeah), and I thought about this thread and came to the conclusion Star Wars and superhero movies are too tonally or narratively constricted. Shin Godzilla is a film where Godzilla is just an incidental element for a good chunk of it; there's no equivalent for Star Wars or superheroes. There's no film about a Justice League costume competition or some shit. Phantom Thread but in the DC universe does not exist.


This is what I hoped the Star Wars one-off films would lead to. Just do a space action comedy or something with no connection to existing storylines or fealty to the style of old movies
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Postby internetfriend » Wed May 16, 2018 2:17 pm

Poptone wrote:
internetfriend wrote:well, i for one am fully convinced that movie posters exist


still on the fence about wikipedia quotes?

i maintain a healthy skepticism, yes
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Postby number none » Wed May 16, 2018 2:19 pm

Poptone wrote:fucking jonathan swift wrote sequels to Gulliver's Travels


no he didn't
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 2:22 pm

number none wrote:
Poptone wrote:fucking jonathan swift wrote sequels to Gulliver's Travels


no he didn't



you're right, my bad - it was his french translator
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 2:23 pm

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"I'm back!

Back and ready!"
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 2:23 pm

oh god those cannonball marks on his chest make him look like a hivetit fuck
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Postby mites » Wed May 16, 2018 2:29 pm

Marx & Engels wrote:This is what I hoped the Star Wars one-off films would lead to. Just do a space action comedy or something with no connection to existing storylines or fealty to the style of old movies

What would make this a Star Wars movie?
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Postby goofjan » Wed May 16, 2018 2:30 pm

mites wrote:
Marx & Engels wrote:This is what I hoped the Star Wars one-off films would lead to. Just do a space action comedy or something with no connection to existing storylines or fealty to the style of old movies

What would make this a Star Wars movie?

Porkins.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Marx & Engels » Wed May 16, 2018 2:35 pm

Yeah I was gonna say Porkins
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 2:41 pm

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*roll credits*
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Postby trouble » Wed May 16, 2018 3:05 pm

fuck jonathan swifts french translator
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Postby trouble » Wed May 16, 2018 3:06 pm

is it true they added a squeal when porkins dies in the remastered triology
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 3:07 pm

classic french translator
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 3:12 pm

trouble wrote:fuck jonathan swifts french translator


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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 3:13 pm

jack black
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Postby trouble » Wed May 16, 2018 3:14 pm

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Postby cooly » Wed May 16, 2018 3:15 pm

spix et chicho wrote:cooly's post is well-intentioned but I can't help but lol at the idea of bringing Die Nibelungen up in this thread. it's like saying you read Ready Player One and it made you wistful for HG Wells.

yea i get that. i almost made a similar post in the marvel thread a while ago when i was trying to explain why i found the visual direction of the marvel movies uninspiring but held back. i just thought it might be useful to have some concretes on how i think fantasy films can have more weight and how visual design can play into that.
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Postby number none » Wed May 16, 2018 3:17 pm

I wanted more of this stuff in Ragnarok

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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 3:22 pm

kathleen turner ooooooooooverdrive
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Postby cartola » Wed May 16, 2018 3:38 pm

Are you all holding the criterion collection tight to the chest or what?

Also 50s crime movies????

Pissssss Chrissst!
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed May 16, 2018 3:46 pm

i think this was the last sequel i felt was actually targeted towards me
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Postby vivian darko » Wed May 16, 2018 3:46 pm

i drnank coffee and now i have made mistakes
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed May 16, 2018 3:47 pm

my favourite film is titanic. the last think i was very excited for and felt like it was made with an audience like me in mind was aggretsuko. it was ten outta ten.
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Postby sailormoonvillain666@aol.com » Wed May 16, 2018 3:48 pm

thank u spider man
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Postby Daft Pun » Wed May 16, 2018 3:50 pm

that upside down kiss was so hot. i love kirsten dunst. i esp love her perfect teeth
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 3:51 pm

vivian darko wrote:i drnank coffee and now i have made mistakes



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Postby Daft Pun » Wed May 16, 2018 3:51 pm

her. perfect. teeth.
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Postby Daft Pun » Wed May 16, 2018 3:52 pm

toby whatever was fucking vile fuck him. tho i would fuck him
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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 3:52 pm

Daft Pun wrote:her. perfect. teeth.



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Postby Poptone » Wed May 16, 2018 3:56 pm

Did you know that Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny is getting a sequel?

Hollywood's gone crazy!!!
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