This insane chant my company wants us to do...

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby harperesque » Tue May 15, 2018 2:58 pm

...at an industry expo next week:

Speaker: _____ Champions – kneel.
Reply: *Stomp stomp* OUU

Speaker: We stand at the crossroads of history.
Where legends are born.
Are you with me?
Reply: OUUU
Speaker: We were not born to privilege
And we don’t have millions
But what do we have?
Reply: We have the champions!
Speaker: When the sun sets
And the shadows fill the streets,
Who are we to stay?
Reply: We are the champions!
Speaker: When the road is rough
And the challenge tough
Who are we to fight?
Reply: We are the champions!

Speaker: KRONAH!
Reply: My clients their trust, be true to them I must.
My peers when tired, I carry them with pride.
My fate at hand, with champions I shall stand.
My heart my soul, these standards I uphold.
Speaker: AHHHHHH
Reply: Ahhhhhh
“Cheer and double high fives all around”
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby mystery meat » Tue May 15, 2018 2:59 pm

ritual suicide
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Postby antoine » Tue May 15, 2018 3:00 pm

What
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Postby bongo » Tue May 15, 2018 3:00 pm

this pounds
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby bongo » Tue May 15, 2018 3:01 pm

just screamed KRONAH!
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby mcwop23 » Tue May 15, 2018 3:02 pm

just scream KLANG, MOTHERFUCKER
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Postby uncledoj » Tue May 15, 2018 3:05 pm

That reads like someones speech before a climactic battle in a fantasy novel
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Postby jack » Tue May 15, 2018 3:06 pm

you should make up a haka to go with it
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Postby dogshower » Tue May 15, 2018 3:07 pm

Guess the company
JUMP
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue May 15, 2018 3:10 pm

kroneh
kro kro kroneh
heaven’s full of murderers
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Postby bongo » Tue May 15, 2018 3:10 pm

double high fives all around is insanely sick
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby DasLofGang » Tue May 15, 2018 3:10 pm

but seriously, it’s Chipotle right?
heaven’s full of murderers
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Postby Poptone » Tue May 15, 2018 3:11 pm

mcwop23 wrote:just scream KLANG, MOTHERFUCKER


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Postby Poptone » Tue May 15, 2018 3:11 pm

how many kandarian demons did you summon and how do u
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Postby terminus » Tue May 15, 2018 3:11 pm

Stomp-stomp, clap. Stomp, clap. Stomp-stomp, clap. Ahh-aa-aa-ahh
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Postby NegativeCapability » Tue May 15, 2018 3:13 pm

Kronah??
Greta Van Fleet
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Postby dogshower » Tue May 15, 2018 3:14 pm

Poptone wrote:how many kandarian demons did you summon and how do u


So the company is S-Mart
JUMP
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Postby Sobieski » Tue May 15, 2018 3:15 pm

As a stakeholder in the corporation, I—
smoke less weed
get more sleep
always tip %20
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Postby haddonfield » Tue May 15, 2018 3:20 pm

do you pronounce the "OUUU" like Young M.A.
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Postby NegativeCapability » Tue May 15, 2018 3:22 pm

Please explain Kronah to me because I might completely lose my mind and therefore you will have blood on your hands if you don't.
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Postby bongo » Tue May 15, 2018 3:27 pm

lol
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby brent » Tue May 15, 2018 3:28 pm

thread delivers
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Postby Milk » Tue May 15, 2018 3:28 pm

"I'm a quivering collection of the worst and least helpful emotions: fear, anxiety, terror, paranoia, indigestion, dishpan hands.."
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Postby Riverchrist » Tue May 15, 2018 3:30 pm

Wait how do you stomp while kneeling.
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Postby shark week » Tue May 15, 2018 3:31 pm

It's dark and you want to go home?
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Postby fuckles » Tue May 15, 2018 3:35 pm

bongo wrote:this pounds

ffs
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby Sobieski » Tue May 15, 2018 3:37 pm

Riverchrist wrote:Wait how do you stomp while kneeling.

:ugeek:
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Postby viachicago » Tue May 15, 2018 3:42 pm

AHHHHHH
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Postby harperesque » Tue May 15, 2018 3:45 pm

jack wrote:you should make up a haka to go with it


this was actually the original idea
I've got to say sorry for that.
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