This insane chant my company wants us to do...

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby blogger status » Tue May 15, 2018 8:42 pm

bongo wrote:told you imbeciles


lol
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Postby Autarch » Tue May 15, 2018 9:09 pm

Paul wrote:i thought the home depot chant was bad. this is beyond psychotic


home depot has a chant? the chant in the OP fucking slays and I would be proud to chant it with my comrades.
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Postby reversemigraine » Tue May 15, 2018 9:22 pm

We got any ASSOCIATES in this thread?? #squiggly

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Postby Paul » Tue May 15, 2018 9:31 pm

r m wrote:We got any ASSOCIATES in this thread?? #squiggly



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Postby Paul » Tue May 15, 2018 9:35 pm

every video I can find for the Home Depot chant is the same as that Walmart video in that they're just spelling the company name. The one that I heard (albeit rarely) at our store was way different.
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Postby harperesque » Tue May 15, 2018 10:09 pm

I worked part-time at Home Depot for like six years but if there was ever a chant then I definitely repressed this memory
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby Autarch » Tue May 15, 2018 10:10 pm

walmart chant is nuts
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Postby Mr Squishy » Tue May 15, 2018 11:50 pm

PROBLEMATIC wrote:If this goes viral and you're in it prominently are you gonna be hype

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Postby harperesque » Wed May 16, 2018 10:41 am

also, to answer PROBLEMATIC:

- no way I could duck out of this without immediate repercussions
- I am terrified of this being published in any capacity, especially if my face is recognizable in any way

the good news is that I have an interview for another job today so hopefully I can dodge this bullet
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Postby terminus » Wed May 16, 2018 10:57 am

seems like the chanting follows you wherever you go
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 11:01 am

insanely chanted dude
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby viachicago » Wed May 16, 2018 11:03 am

how do you suppose the Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos would recite the Wal Mart chant
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Postby harperesque » Wed May 16, 2018 11:06 am

should I ask if this new company does chants
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Postby dogshower » Wed May 16, 2018 11:09 am

if you dont secretly record this im calling bullshit
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Postby dogshower » Wed May 16, 2018 11:09 am

KRONAH is too good to be true
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Postby Paul » Wed May 16, 2018 11:10 am

the company wants to record it and make it go viral.
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Postby harperesque » Wed May 16, 2018 11:10 am

I tried to take a clip of the practice on my phone but I was too busy with my hysterical laughter turning into a panic attack
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby Kenny » Wed May 16, 2018 11:14 am

Should have gone with:

Speaker: OUR TEAM IS WHAT?!
Reply: DYNAMITE!
Speaker: OUR TEAM IS WHAT?!
Reply: DYNAMITE!
Speaker: OUR TEAM IS
Reply: TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK BOOM DYNAMITE
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 11:15 am

harperesque wrote:I tried to take a clip of the practice on my phone but I was too busy with my hysterical laughter turning into a panic attack


is this the new soaking thread
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby Kenny » Wed May 16, 2018 11:16 am

asking if this is the new soaking thread pounds
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 11:17 am

i agree
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby Jerry Lundegaard » Wed May 16, 2018 11:21 am

is this common at conferences? when i attended a residence hall conference in college this was hella popular and important and part of the culture. on one hand it was neat to see thousands of people doing the same chant, but also it was weird to me to be so spirited about nothing in particular. i feel the same way about the pump-it-up chants that jobs/businesses use before a shift. Kirby vacuums had some weird shit like this and i was fucking out after day 1.
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Postby Jerry Lundegaard » Wed May 16, 2018 11:22 am

Riverchrist wrote:I would say "It's just you... KRONAH!" and then laugh and start cuddling up to the champions, who would also be cheering and double high-fiving a lot.


coworkers had to ask me what i was laughing about, i said it was too hard to explain
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Postby Autarch » Wed May 16, 2018 11:22 am

bongo wrote:insanely chanted dude


the walmart video does make me feel insanely enchanted
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Postby Annie May » Wed May 16, 2018 11:25 am

KRONAH!
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Postby Kenny » Wed May 16, 2018 11:28 am

Annie May wrote:KRONAH!

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Postby yungboi » Wed May 16, 2018 11:29 am

kronah = corona
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Postby harperesque » Wed May 16, 2018 11:35 am

bongo wrote:
harperesque wrote:I tried to take a clip of the practice on my phone but I was too busy with my hysterical laughter turning into a panic attack


is this the new soaking thread


I honestly wish I was making this up
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Postby gold and glass » Wed May 16, 2018 11:40 am

OUUU
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