This insane chant my company wants us to do...

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Postby harperesque » Fri May 18, 2018 4:07 pm

it's only like 5-8 seconds of the second part unfortunately but I'll put it up tonight

I took a lot of heat for not participating in the practice but I had just eaten a really big meal and told management I didn't want to exert myself. might actually get fired if I skip practice today
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby bongo » Fri May 18, 2018 4:08 pm

so you didnt scream KRONAH!!
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby PROBLEM ATTIC » Fri May 18, 2018 4:18 pm

harperesque wrote:might actually get fired if I skip practice today


Oh man
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Postby becky » Fri May 18, 2018 4:29 pm

what the fuck kind of company is this
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Postby Bad Craziness » Fri May 18, 2018 4:31 pm

Yeah at least tell us what your company does
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Postby Annie May » Fri May 18, 2018 4:31 pm

Just suck it up and chant kronah so you can get that kroner
Life's a journey :)
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Postby harperesque » Sat May 19, 2018 1:00 pm

alright sorry about the delay here but yesterday was insane, I got written up for abusing company communications (board is life) and got sent home without haka practice. I'm now banned from attending the expo due to insubordination which I guess is supposed to be punishment but is obvs a relief cuz now I don't have to be associated with this madness. I've also basically decided to quit this week even though I have like no savings and no other work lined up cuz I just can't deal with this shit any more. if anyone has any tips on how to not starve in the meantime that would be cool

in the meantime here's the clip

https://www.dropbox.com/s/4f76xwpip68mpq2/20180517_173004.mp4?dl=0
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby Bad Craziness » Sat May 19, 2018 1:02 pm

A lot to unpack here

Hope you get a callback on that interview
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Postby bongo » Sat May 19, 2018 1:04 pm

OUUUUUU
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby Muad'dib bin Stiltzkin » Sat May 19, 2018 1:09 pm

My support and love, harperesque
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Postby Dead_Wizard » Sat May 19, 2018 1:09 pm

oh jeez, oh wow
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Postby Bad Craziness » Sat May 19, 2018 1:13 pm

one things for sure, they’ll never go viral with that level of enthusiasm
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Postby scramble » Sat May 19, 2018 1:16 pm

hell yeah harp
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Postby vhg » Sat May 19, 2018 1:17 pm

Oh my god

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Postby rex » Sat May 19, 2018 1:25 pm

Lordy
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Sat May 19, 2018 1:31 pm

Nice anguished scream it ends with there.
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Postby becky » Sat May 19, 2018 1:55 pm

my god.
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Postby banquo » Sat May 19, 2018 1:58 pm

wow
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Postby NegativeCapability » Sat May 19, 2018 2:03 pm

You can't just quit before finding out what KRONAH is. DO IT FOR THE BOARD.
Stabbing me 11 times only pissed me off.
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Postby NegativeCapability » Sat May 19, 2018 2:03 pm

Sick footage though thanks
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Postby internethandle » Sat May 19, 2018 2:08 pm

holy fucking hell that clip
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Postby brent » Sat May 19, 2018 2:14 pm

internethandle wrote:holy fucking hell that clip
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Postby brent » Sat May 19, 2018 2:15 pm

glad to hear you're getting the F outta there harperesque
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Postby kit fox » Sat May 19, 2018 2:25 pm

horrifying
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Postby fuckyoudad » Sat May 19, 2018 2:31 pm

i wasn't truly disturbed until i found out there's a whole stomping/slapping routine to go with it
Note: mildly comedic.
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Postby Bad Craziness » Sat May 19, 2018 2:33 pm

the more I think about this the more I want to know

beyond what the company actually does, whose idea was this, who wrote the lyrics, who came up with the choreography

this could be a whole New Yorker piece
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Postby kit fox » Sat May 19, 2018 2:54 pm

middle guy seems super in to it
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Postby kit fox » Sat May 19, 2018 3:00 pm

what's his deal? why are his shoes so long? is he the one who dismissed you from the expo?
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Postby Paul » Sat May 19, 2018 3:03 pm

somehow way more insane than I imagined
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