This insane chant my company wants us to do...

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Riverchrist » Tue May 15, 2018 4:13 pm

I would say "It's just you... KRONAH!" and then laugh and start cuddling up to the champions, who would also be cheering and double high-fiving a lot.
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Postby harperesque » Tue May 15, 2018 4:14 pm

Poptone wrote:what are your company's favorite superhero films


Iron Man/other Marvel shit iirc
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby harperesque » Tue May 15, 2018 4:15 pm

NegativeCapability wrote:
I still haven't received any answer for KRONAH btw.


neither have I
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby Annie May » Tue May 15, 2018 4:15 pm

Best new thread
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Postby internethandle » Tue May 15, 2018 4:16 pm

harperesque wrote:Speaker: KRONAH!


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Postby NegativeCapability » Tue May 15, 2018 4:19 pm

harperesque wrote:
NegativeCapability wrote:
I still haven't received any answer for KRONAH btw.


neither have I


:shock:
My views on democracy and oppression are aligned with most liberal views.
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Postby Daft Pun » Tue May 15, 2018 4:21 pm

AIR
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Postby bongo » Tue May 15, 2018 4:26 pm

love schticks
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby harperesque » Tue May 15, 2018 5:55 pm

ok so they made us all practice it and it's basically the haka combined with military march of some kind and now I would literally pay someone to murder me
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby harperesque » Tue May 15, 2018 5:56 pm

I brought up cultural appropriation and was told to keep my opinions to myself
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby Julius Sumner Miller » Tue May 15, 2018 5:56 pm

harperesque wrote:ok so they made us all practice it and it's basically the haka combined with military march of some kind and now I would literally pay someone to murder me


Check your PMs.
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Postby harperesque » Tue May 15, 2018 5:59 pm

I'm ready for anything
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby feaxfang » Tue May 15, 2018 6:01 pm

Someone needs to pull this CEO aside and have a frank talking to.
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Postby harperesque » Tue May 15, 2018 6:02 pm

yeah can we please get frank in here
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby antoine » Tue May 15, 2018 6:03 pm

harperesque wrote:I brought up cultural appropriation and was told to keep my opinions to myself

Nice
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Postby harperesque » Tue May 15, 2018 6:07 pm

one of the moves involves punching the ground and then punching the air

this quite literally pounds
I've got to say sorry for that.
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Postby bongo » Tue May 15, 2018 6:08 pm

lol
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby bongo » Tue May 15, 2018 6:08 pm

told you imbeciles
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa american nostalgia love it suburban living civilized families this could be my life
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Postby sympathy » Tue May 15, 2018 6:10 pm

harperesque wrote:...at an industry expo next week:

Speaker: _____ Champions – kneel.
Reply: *Stomp stomp* OUU

Speaker: We stand at the crossroads of history.
Where legends are born.
Are you with me?
Reply: OUUU
Speaker: We were not born to privilege
And we don’t have millions
But what do we have?
Reply: We have the champions!
Speaker: When the sun sets
And the shadows fill the streets,
Who are we to stay?
Reply: We are the champions!
Speaker: When the road is rough
And the challenge tough
Who are we to fight?
Reply: We are the champions!

Speaker: KRONAH!
Reply: My clients their trust, be true to them I must.
My peers when tired, I carry them with pride.
My fate at hand, with champions I shall stand.
My heart my soul, these standards I uphold.
Speaker: AHHHHHH
Reply: Ahhhhhh
“Cheer and double high fives all around”


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Postby sympathy » Tue May 15, 2018 6:11 pm

It should be extremely illegal for employers to do shit like this
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Postby jack » Tue May 15, 2018 6:12 pm

kronah
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Postby fakename » Tue May 15, 2018 6:36 pm

haddonfield wrote:do you pronounce the "OUUU" like Young M.A.


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Postby jack » Tue May 15, 2018 6:40 pm

the OUUU is pronounced like the tim allen grunt
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Postby Klint » Tue May 15, 2018 6:41 pm

Read the OP in Ralphie Cifaretto's voice.
mites wrote:going back to ruining my life with drugs and drink and listening to public image ltd
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Postby Bartatua » Tue May 15, 2018 6:43 pm

sympathy wrote:It should be extremely illegal for employers to do shit like this
i broke somebody's ribs
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Postby Rumpleforeskin » Tue May 15, 2018 7:33 pm

The not born to privilege thing is some projectionist insanity. "So what if we're all white and male!!!??" (call:)Sorry!! (response:)NOT SORRY!!!!
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Tue May 15, 2018 7:42 pm

Could you duck out on this shit or would it be obvious/immediate reprecusions?
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Postby PROBLEMATIC » Tue May 15, 2018 7:42 pm

If this goes viral and you're in it prominently are you gonna be hype
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Postby Paul » Tue May 15, 2018 8:37 pm

i thought the home depot chant was bad. this is beyond psychotic
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Postby blurst of times » Tue May 15, 2018 8:38 pm

if you're in a position to do so you should absolutely quit this job dude

also this was the only relevant result i could find for kronah from google: http://legacyofkain.wikia.com/wiki/Kronah
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