just overheard a dude making a beat in the shitter

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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 11:26 am

heard some offkilter/unquantized snares and tinny hats coming out of the stall next to me as i was pissing and a minute or two later the dude is next to me at the sink and his phone has some beatmaker grid app open
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 11:26 am

this office is insane
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 11:28 am

i almost threw out a "so, youre also a creative" as i was using the dyson airblade to dry my hands just for the hell of it
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Postby DasLofGang » Wed May 16, 2018 11:29 am

a hot new crapper has hit the scene
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Postby neuartillery » Wed May 16, 2018 11:29 am

No that was just the start of Tortoise's "Djed"
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Postby brent » Wed May 16, 2018 11:31 am

that rules
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Postby gold and glass » Wed May 16, 2018 11:38 am

yeah that's dope
fuck you and your corporation
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Postby gold and glass » Wed May 16, 2018 11:38 am

i'm gonna go make a beat brb
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 11:45 am

if i see him in the bathroom again im gonna strike up a conversation about sidechain ducking
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Postby terminus » Wed May 16, 2018 11:46 am

cool way to discover that you work with the guy who created "I Am" Oldschool HipHop Beat
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Postby blurst of times » Wed May 16, 2018 12:01 pm

5 beats a day in three shitters
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 12:02 pm

WE GOT CHARMIN ON DA TRACK
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Postby big zorb » Wed May 16, 2018 12:05 pm

Buttboxing, nice
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Postby blurst of times » Wed May 16, 2018 12:18 pm

Related: do you say on the shitter or in the shitter? Does shitter refer to the toilet or the stall? Or are you saying he was literally sitting inside the toilet?
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Postby Wrong Titus » Wed May 16, 2018 12:18 pm

Based on the thread title, I thought "making a beat" was a euphemism for masturbating that I hadn't heard
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 12:19 pm

oh yeah "in the shitter" meant in the stall

but iwould say "i only look at instagram on the shitter"
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 12:21 pm

shoudl i bring my ipad + big jambox and do an animoog set in the shitter tomorrow morning
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Postby blurst of times » Wed May 16, 2018 12:22 pm

thanks for clarifying, bongo
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Postby Kenny » Wed May 16, 2018 12:22 pm

Is this a parody thread of the "just overheard a dude beating his meat in the shitter" thread that I can't seem to find
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Postby bro tones » Wed May 16, 2018 12:23 pm

if young shitter don't trust you, ima poop you
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 12:27 pm

if nothing else this thread now has given me this

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Postby brent » Wed May 16, 2018 12:58 pm

bongo wrote:shoudl i bring my ipad + big jambox and do an animoog set in the shitter tomorrow morning


can you do something like this in there?

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Postby terminus » Wed May 16, 2018 1:01 pm

when you start typing "b" in the email recipient line does it autofill with BluntedBeatz
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Postby Franco » Wed May 16, 2018 1:14 pm

he probably just ate some borscht last night
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 1:17 pm

YO INTERN YOU WANNA SHIT IN HERE??
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Postby speakers » Wed May 16, 2018 1:22 pm

AV CLUB STALL SESSIONS
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Postby someguy » Wed May 16, 2018 1:25 pm

damn son how'd you flush this
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 1:25 pm

if i’d had my wits about me i woulda blasted this from my phone from over at the urinal




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