Woman Furiously Shits On Floor Of Tim Hortons, Throws It At

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Postby incoherent grunting » Wed May 16, 2018 4:22 pm

canadian news thread mk #2
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed May 16, 2018 4:23 pm

she apologized as she did it
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed May 16, 2018 4:24 pm

you've got to be furiously shitting me

at least that employee can now top almost anyone's having a bad day at work story
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Postby mcwop23 » Wed May 16, 2018 4:25 pm

Brouhaha wrote:you've got to be furiously shitting me

at least that employee can now top almost anyone's having a bad day at work story



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Postby Brouhaha » Wed May 16, 2018 4:26 pm

someone sync that vid up to some post rock
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed May 16, 2018 4:29 pm

probably going to be revealed in a few days that she's a school principal or something like that
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Postby BlackSugar » Wed May 16, 2018 4:31 pm

not to sidetrack from this heartwarming story, but last year there was a local hot news piece in dc when a woman got mad at a bus driver, sat down, peed in a cup, threw it on the driver, fled, and then posted about it on facebook, including linking to a tv news story and commenting "that was me!"
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed May 16, 2018 4:31 pm

Brouhaha wrote:someone sync that vid up to some post rock

I was thinking

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Postby loaf angel » Wed May 16, 2018 4:35 pm

i hope she washed her hands before eating
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed May 16, 2018 4:40 pm

maybe that lady was coming in off the streets cause she really needed to use the bathroom and they were telling her it's for customers only, would explain how quickly she did the deed
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed May 16, 2018 4:45 pm

What if this becomes the new IG trend

#ThePoopChallenge
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Postby Milk » Wed May 16, 2018 5:00 pm

Brouhaha wrote:maybe that lady was coming in off the streets cause she really needed to use the bathroom and they were telling her it's for customers only, would explain how quickly she did the deed



this is my first thought and i think there's probably no way this isnt what it is and you fucking know what? Good on her. Because fuck this. Anyone who's had bowel issues knows how that is. I remember a case last year of this little girl who has like crohns or something and she came into this place and explained why she needed the bathroom and they wouldnt let her use it and she shat on the floor too. And sure you might think well she could have bought something but it's possible she had no cards or money on her. Like what is the % of people that are coming in that REALLY want to just shoot up somewhere or intentionally fuck up your bathroom? less than 1% probably. So fuck this dumb policy.
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Postby Milk » Wed May 16, 2018 5:04 pm

What’s particularly baffling, aside from the obvious, is the other customers who don’t really react to what’s happening. Maybe that’s because the tasteful barrier has censored most of it, or maybe it’s because there’s really nothing to do when a human decides to take a spiteful shit and fling it.



I kinda hate stereotypes but in this case id say definitely the usual canadian reaction. I know not acknowledging it was happening is what i'd have done.
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Postby brent » Wed May 16, 2018 5:07 pm

shit happens
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Postby Viz » Wed May 16, 2018 7:41 pm

The pooping itself wasn't that furious. She looked pretty calm during the actual drop, actually.
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Postby Quixotic » Wed May 16, 2018 7:49 pm

i've never been in a timmy's that had a locked bathroom so i doubt that was it
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Postby bongo » Wed May 16, 2018 7:50 pm

how did she have such a great log primed for this
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Postby tricksforchips » Wed May 16, 2018 8:15 pm

Love the low frame rate makes it feel like a Buster Keaton joint.
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Postby identikit » Wed May 16, 2018 8:32 pm

Brouhaha wrote:What if this becomes the new IG trend

#ThePoopChallenge

you rang? I'm always up for #poopchallenge, Autarch, mate, you in?

what is wrong with me, I am loving this video.
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Postby John Dark » Wed May 16, 2018 8:50 pm

Oh great, right before I go to Vancouver.
Now here is the lake. And I still haven't changed.
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Postby John Dark » Wed May 16, 2018 8:51 pm

No one warned me Canadians just shit wherever they damn well please.
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Postby Brouhaha » Wed May 16, 2018 9:16 pm

some countries go this route which to me seems crazy, they got tired of drunk dudes pissin everywhere

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Postby Milk » Wed May 16, 2018 11:42 pm

yeah i almost posted about something similar but not quite as uh..bad... a lot of places in Europe they have street restrooms. It's basically a plastic chemical restroom with a locked door that yes ok, you HAVE to pay money to get in but i don't think it's more than quarters and then you do your thing and once done exit and it locks itself again and then there's a whole self cleaning system that cleans the whole thing after every "customer".

Though there WAS a story like a couple of years ago when someone was stuck in it as it self cleaned but it just shoots non toxic or dangerous cleaning products all over the inside so aside from making you all wet and soapy, it can't injure or kill anyone. Would love to have this in MTL tbh. Though ever since i figured out i couldn't handle dairy anymore ive had significantly less urgent shits. but still can happen.
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Postby Brouhaha » Thu May 17, 2018 1:34 am

In a statement to the outlet, Tim Hortons said the altercation took place after the employee denied the woman access to the restroom “based on past behavior and out of concern for the immediate safety of team members and guests in the restaurant.”

The restaurant chain told Global News guests weren’t required to buy something to use the restroom, although some restaurants might have a buzzer or key entry to use the facilities.


http://people.com/crime/woman-defecates-employee-tim-hortons-canada/
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Postby Paul » Thu May 17, 2018 2:07 am

I'd be interested to know what her past behavior was, but if she's shit all over the bathroom floor before I'm going to have to side with the employee. Never seen a Tims with a locked bathroom though.
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Postby alaska » Thu May 17, 2018 6:05 am

Im sad i lost my tim hortons mug
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Postby alaska » Thu May 17, 2018 6:05 am

alaska wrote:Im sad i lost my tim hortons mug


It was good to shit into!!
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Postby Quigley » Thu May 17, 2018 7:12 am

I've seen a few locked Timmy's bathrooms but only downtown in big cities. Small town Hortons are the go-to bathroom stops on road trips for me and I suspect for many other Canadians. I've probably pissed at a Timmy's many times more than I've bought stuff there.
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