are these electric unicycles making a comeback

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Postby tgk » Wed May 16, 2018 8:45 pm

a few years ago, back when hoverboards were all the rage i'd see fashionable men riding electric unicycles to work, I hadn't seen them at all since then, I assumed they eventually humiliated their owners. But this week, i've seen five different people (all riding different brands) on these fucking things.

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Postby fuckles » Wed May 16, 2018 8:47 pm

i see these a lot and get dizzy
Cyril Sneer wrote:INSANE post. I could literally read it for hours.
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Postby snuggle » Wed May 16, 2018 8:51 pm

How do these old rich ppl not crash
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Postby tgk » Wed May 16, 2018 8:53 pm

i saw a guy today kinda lose his nerve on one and just sat on it and rode it the rest of the way
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Postby Shalabi » Wed May 16, 2018 8:54 pm

snuggle wrote:How do these old rich ppl not crash


their huge bulging wallets provide the proper balance
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Postby tgk » Wed May 16, 2018 8:57 pm

Yeah they cost like a fucking thousand dollars
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Postby shankly » Wed May 16, 2018 9:19 pm

Walking from one place to another might be the most satisfying thing I do on any given day. I always see people on these and those motorized scooters that are weirdly omnipresent and wonder why anyone would want to fast forward through that.
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Postby grammatron » Wed May 16, 2018 10:52 pm

I've never seen one of these. Next thread!
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Postby tgk » Wed May 16, 2018 10:54 pm

it probably works well on artificial lawns
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Postby grammatron » Wed May 16, 2018 11:03 pm

Oh dang maybe I was being hasty then.
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Postby WeirdJungle » Thu May 17, 2018 2:09 am

I’m that tech bro
Who listens to gangsta rap
While riding an electric unicycle
On my way to the Amazon biodome
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Postby tgk » Thu May 17, 2018 9:37 am

Daycrew bump
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