English Premier League Everton: mites, Lucky, SVC, fury, surly, cartola, beave Newcastle United: Gallits, danslog, Pissy Dan Manchester United: delgriffith, number none, pana, d2michael, various artists, wong, duff, Night porter Tottenham Hotspur: big fuckin zorb, fraew, trope, dimetrodons, figaro, plashy Chelsea: jesse, cyantific, seafoam West Ham United: darkendofthestreet Manchester City: Rumpleforeskin Cardiff City: millar Brighton & Hove Albion: pocket shepherd Fulham: seriesfinale, Geoff, mcwop All of these people are evil: gauchebag, joe, sadville, miss black america, jabberwocky, scrumptown, arushofwings, zolpidem tartrate, kid chameleon, junglejim, bloo, chargie Liverpool: Seamus, Bernie, bicycle made for two, ecto
English Football LeagueChampionship Western Brom: John Dark Aston Villa: badminton, R C Middlesbrough: Billa Clack Norwich: 5% Tint, iambic Birmingham City FC: noiseandpop Leeds United: sports fan of the year, deep space Nottingham Forest: eleanor
English Football LeagueOne Charlton Athletic: fraew AFC Wimbledon: Geoff
English Southern Premier League South Staines Town: Ghost of Spartacus
The Major League UnitedStates of America and CanadaSoccer Championships Eastern Conference New York Red Bulls: kid pretentious, acapelli, Zurich DC United: Grayfox, surly, cartola New England Revolution: KALM Houston Dynamo: rivalite Philadelphia Union: Guy Incognito Sporting Kansas City: R C
Western Conference Portland Timbers: darkendofthestreet
USA NationalPremier Soccer League Detroit City: Zurich
USAUSL League Nashville FC: sadville RBNU2: Zurich, acapelli Charlotte Independence: Bernie FC Cincinatti: inspectorhound
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