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Postby loaf angel » Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:55 pm

what if their supposed dead sister isn't actually dead (she's the lady in white) and she's doing the murdering
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Postby mellowgold » Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:59 pm

loaf angel wrote:ranking the editor above anyone is funny to me



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List is missing the editor’s wife, the show’s only POC who is completely silent
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Postby ehf » Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:23 pm

loaf angel wrote:what if their supposed dead sister isn't actually dead (she's the lady in white) and she's doing the murdering


this would be awesome but not enough to really explain with two episodes left.
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Postby Feech La Manna » Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:56 pm

I can't remember, have we seen any groundskeepers
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:08 pm

didn't the sheriff actually tell KC that they found the guy at the mill? what if it's just some fuckin guy
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Postby kirito » Tue Aug 14, 2018 9:12 pm

anyone else think it's possible that camille has witnessed at least one of the murders
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Postby goofjan » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:12 pm

If you build a dollhouse of your house inside your house... you might be from Wind Gap.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:29 pm

kirito wrote:anyone else think it's possible that camille has witnessed at least one of the murders


they keep doing the repeated cuts that seem this way, and the KC boyfriend spending more time investigating his gfs troubled past than being shown doing any detective work on the case at hand seems plausible.
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Postby loaf angel » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:29 pm

maybe this is just the Wind Gap World section of the park
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Postby Paul » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:41 pm

loaf angel wrote:
kirito wrote:anyone else think it's possible that camille has witnessed at least one of the murders


they keep doing the repeated cuts that seem this way, and the KC boyfriend spending more time investigating his gfs troubled past than being shown doing any detective work on the case at hand seems plausible.



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Postby loaf angel » Tue Aug 14, 2018 11:45 pm

Paul wrote:
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kirito wrote:anyone else think it's possible that camille has witnessed at least one of the murders


they keep doing the repeated cuts that seem this way, and the KC boyfriend spending more time investigating his gfs troubled past than being shown doing any detective work on the case at hand seems plausible.



The clues are in her scars.


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Postby kid8 » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:45 am

I have a crush on the sheriff. He reminds me of my math teacher in 7th grade mr. Sharif.
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Postby kirito » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:15 am

wow i just busted out laughing because i forgot memento guy's wrist literally said that
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Postby super gas » Wed Aug 15, 2018 4:57 am

kirito wrote:anyone else think it's possible that camille has witnessed at least one of the murders


so my theory of it is that her sister was killed in a munchausen by proxy situation and camille knows/saw it and blames herself.

and audiophile dad dresses up as white lady/adora.
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Wed Aug 15, 2018 7:51 am

I'm not really sure who the Killer is but I don't think it's Alan. I think the show wants us to be leaning in the direction of the mom so I don't think it's her who knows.

so apparently Amma's Drama teacher couldn't get it up and didn't participate in what she called a train, amma is def her kid. Which I guess would be the reason he was weird to Amma during Calhoun day rehearsals. The fact that he knows where she truly comes from.
They even had a comment in the car when she got picked up by Amma's friends. One of the boys said Amy Adams could be their mom's age which she asked how old and that boy said 33 or 34. Amy Adams seemed to accept that answer as a similar age.
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Postby brittle » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:30 am

while we're throwing out wild baseless guesses, i don't think it was the mom or anyone in the family, but i think the mom/family/youngest daughter has been orchestrating all the murders.

reasons being anything from social and political clout to straight up witchcraft cult.

worrying about who psychically carried out the killing is pointless if that were the case.
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Postby odilon redon » Wed Aug 15, 2018 10:50 am

brittle wrote:while we're throwing out wild baseless guesses, i don't think it was the mom or anyone in the family, but i think the mom/family/youngest daughter has been orchestrating all the murders.

reasons being anything from social and political clout to straight up witchcraft cult.

worrying about who psychically carried out the killing is pointless if that were the case.


yeah my guess at this point is either adora/step-dad/daughter in concert with the sheriff and are putting the frame job on the brother. in any event i think it's probably a conspiracy thing.

i too agree that the murder mystery is not one of the most interesting aspects of this. it's just below the inexplicable rollerskating
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Postby goofjan » Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:11 am

my gf suggested that maybe it really is the simplest explanation that it is just actually John Keene who killed both and the show is really about the damaging effects of nuclear-level goss and paranoia in a small town.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Contristo » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:11 pm

I assume Ashley killed her and John is complicit in helping her cover it up. Just a hunch!

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But mostly, as people have said, I enjoy this show for its vibe, tension, and the mom’s insults. She cold

I think vinyl dude is just the embodiment of “I don’t wanna deal with this shit and drama so give me a good vinyl and a stiff drink,” but who the hell knows.
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Postby kirito » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:51 pm

i'm also expecting the ending of this to be more or less the same as the end of hot fuzz
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Postby banquo » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:55 pm

I'd been getting an Ashley vibe since this last ep, and I had always thought the teeth were removed to cover up a bite mark rather than a weird cult or power move (in an early ep step dad was biting his hand during the cutting/poison montage), but now it's Ashley missing part of her earToggle Spoiler.

but I'd also guess it's just as likely to be two different murderers.
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Postby Buzz Fledderjohn » Wed Aug 15, 2018 1:56 pm

yeah ever since messina's line in E2 or whatever about how a woman couldn't have done this, it's been sort of clear that a woman did it
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:15 pm

goofjan wrote:my gf suggested that maybe it really is the simplest explanation that it is just actually John Keene who killed both and the show is really about the damaging effects of nuclear-level goss and paranoia in a small town.


I'd really prefer this. all of the twists that are mentioned sound pretty stupid. the only thing opening this up to like a gotcha twist is the woman in white roaming around and figuring out her deal
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Postby loaf angel » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:19 pm

Buzz Fledderjohn wrote:yeah ever since messina's line in E2 or whatever about how a woman couldn't have done this, it's been sort of clear that a woman did it


yeah but then he said it took him all of his might to pull the teeth. there's a guy involved, I don't think it's a trick the story is playing on the viewer. I think they're just saying "whoever did this had to be a man"

If it's some town conspiracy, oh brother
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Postby goofjan » Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:26 pm

loaf angel wrote:If it's some town conspiracy, oh bother


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Postby wong » Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:55 am

God damn, this is tremendous.
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Postby wuk » Sat Aug 18, 2018 11:03 pm

Yeah this is so good but I think I'm a sucker for small town world building whodunits with A list actors
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Postby pinkerton » Sun Aug 19, 2018 1:22 pm

I couldn't sleep a few nights ago and read the last 100 pages of the book (which I got for Christmas but never read) and now I'm so pissed at myself for spoiling the last two eps. Hoping there are some more major differences from the book.
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Postby goofjan » Sun Aug 19, 2018 7:31 pm

put on your Wind Gap pants, everyone.
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