Raccoon climbing a tall building

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
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Postby dr. badvibes » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:20 am

goodnight everyone

goodnight raccoon. i believe you will die, but i love you and your audacious curiosity forever
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Postby fuckyoudad » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:27 am

Is climbing a tall building all I have to do to lose weight
Note: mildly comedic.
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Postby worrywort » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:34 am

if he makes it past this he'll have one hell of an anecdote. might even become a raccoonteurToggle Spoiler.
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Postby fuckyoudad » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:35 am

This reminds me unfortunately of the homeless guy in the tree in Seattle from a couple years ago
Note: mildly comedic.
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Postby Buddy Glass » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:49 am

fuckyoudad wrote:This reminds me unfortunately of the homeless guy in the tree in Seattle from a couple years ago

This was more recent and had a much happier ending so I'm choosing it as my thing to be reminded of
What became of her? She lived, as she liked to say, off the kindness of gentlemen. I assume she’s dead.
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Postby fuckyoudad » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:52 am

:)
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Postby Milk » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:02 am

too bad this french idiot did not know cape is written with an e. It ruins all of it for me.
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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:22 am

I like how the live viewer count is only going up as it gets later
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Postby Autarch » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:33 am

they need to stop shining the light at her.
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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:46 am

random woman on the livestream saying "HELLO" to someone on the phone after like 2 hours of silence just freaked me out :shock:

forgot I even had the audio on
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Postby Autarch » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:47 am

aren't there, like drones or something that we could use to save it or at least deliver some food?
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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:48 am

twitter's doing Racoon Rescue Research now

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Postby joe » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:49 am

godspeed little raccoodle
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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:52 am

oh shit he's going up again
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Postby madness and chaos » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:55 am

but the live feed is down! how do you know?!
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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:57 am

madness and chaos wrote:but the live feed is down! how do you know?!


Bad craziness wrote:the cbs station bailed on live coverage but fox is still going

RACCOON WATCH

https://twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1OdKrpEXWWkJX
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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:58 am

oh wait that's not a live feed anymore, just a 45 minute long video

jesus
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Postby Autarch » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:58 am

hopefully people can remember how they feel about this raccoon and remember how much they empathize with this raccoon and how important an animal's life is the next time they want to eat meat.
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Postby jalapeño ranch » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:28 am

I will refrain from eating raccoon meat from now on, thanks!
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Postby ratbags » Wed Jun 13, 2018 2:30 am

The deadly worms that burrow in brains that only raccoons carry was enough for me to refrain already
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Postby Infinity Lunker » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:51 am

Woot
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Postby joe » Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:53 am

raise the roof! (very carefully)
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Postby zach york » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:04 am

They put a bunch of food and other cool shit for him/her on the roof right
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Postby Buddy Glass » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:10 am

He is risen (to the roof)
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Postby wintergreen » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:16 am

:')
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Postby joe » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:18 am

zach york wrote:They put a bunch of food and other cool shit for him/her on the roof right


Roof is covered in edibles, discontinued candy bars, Mexican chips, and child-sized playground equipment
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:49 am

Imagine looking at a building and thinking "I could probably climb that thing in about two days if I stopped to take naps on the ledges."
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Postby Kenny » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:56 am

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
Ooh, heaven is a UBS roof

May we all get to our own personal UBS roofs someday
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Postby sympathy » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:44 am

what a sick little dude
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