Raccoon climbing a tall building

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Postby groupb » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:54 pm

Milk wrote:the problem is if they left all kinds of good treats on top o the building, now its gonna go to other raccoons and tell them it's really worth the trouble to climb those skyscrapers for food as long as you made sure to eat and drink plenty first. Plus you get a free ride down.

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Postby Jeremy » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:55 pm

Would the thing really want some cat food as opposed to like a big vat of hot garbage?
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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:04 pm

Buddy Glass wrote:There's something kind of Herzogian about this little raccoon just climbing to nowhere because nothing makes sense in this world anymore.


I'm not well versed enough in Herzog to make an attempt at a monologue but I could definitely imagine something along the lines of the ending to The Cave of Forgotten Dreams

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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:11 pm

For the record, MPRraccoon is a lady

The critter was spotted climbing up the corner of the UBS Plaza just before 3 a.m. Wednesday, presumably to find a stash of wet cat food and a live trap waiting to secure it on the rooftop.

And cat food, apparently, is the "cream of the crop" for raccoons.

"It typically is the thing that gets them in," said Christina Valdivia with Wildlife Management Services. She believes the raccoon is about a year old and female.
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Postby hbb » Wed Jun 13, 2018 1:37 pm

Jeremy wrote:Imagine looking at a building and thinking "I could probably climb that thing in about two days if I stopped to take naps on the ledges."


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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Jun 13, 2018 5:08 pm

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Postby woozy ducks » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:35 pm

Bad craziness wrote:For the record, MPRraccoon is a lady

The critter was spotted climbing up the corner of the UBS Plaza just before 3 a.m. Wednesday, presumably to find a stash of wet cat food and a live trap waiting to secure it on the rooftop.

And cat food, apparently, is the "cream of the crop" for raccoons.

"It typically is the thing that gets them in," said Christina Valdivia with Wildlife Management Services. She believes the raccoon is about a year old and female.


I went shrimpin' in Alaska with a native and used cat food. Caught a ton of shrimp too.
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Postby joe » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:39 am

trying to figure out how Raccoon climbing a tall building would work as a microgenre that doesn't involve white men claiming to be hobos in 1080p
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Postby Honk For Dracula » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:53 pm



I like this guy
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Postby scramble » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:00 pm

gonna need footage of the wild release
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