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Postby goofjan » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:49 am

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plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby bro tones » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:53 am

very good new this morning. i really needed this.
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Postby hbb » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:56 am

zach york wrote:They put a bunch of food and other cool shit for him/her on the roof right


They did it all for tanuki
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Postby Autarch » Wed Jun 13, 2018 7:58 am

I'm so happy and relieved.
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Postby hbb » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:01 am

Yeah, I really didn’t think it would end up like this. I think everybody needed some good news.
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Postby goofjan » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:06 am

wait, I'm just now hearing reports that the raccoon has taken hostages! he wants $15 million transferred into a Swiss bank account, and a helicopter to take him to Buenos Aires.
plz if u get a chanse put some flowrs on algernons grave kthxbye
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Postby Milk » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:20 am

now i can go through my day.
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Postby G_S » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:30 am

tight little dude
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:33 am

If you're going up a building in St. Paul, keep going.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Wed Jun 13, 2018 8:34 am

jalapeño ranch wrote:I will refrain from eating raccoon meat from now on, thanks!

Conversely, Autarch's post has convinced me to start eating raccoon
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Postby identikit » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:25 am

boatwave wrote:


This little guy was the last thing I had on my mind when trying to fall asleep last night.

Today we had lunch in a local (Northern Irish) pub, the owners are a couple in their late 70s. We told them about this raccoon, they wanted to see the twitter pics on my phone as well, and when they had seen this happy ending on my phone, they invited us to come back for dinner tonight, for free. "That's on the raccoon, worth it."
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Postby brent » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:29 am

i saw a racoon scale my old 2 story duplex that had vinyl siding

these things can really climb
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Postby terminus » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:30 am

i will continue to never go to st. paul when i go to the twin cities, but this has earned them some points
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Postby conductor » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:34 am

brent wrote:i saw a racoon scale my old 2 story duplex that had vinyl siding

these things can really climb

You don't say...
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Postby boddy » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:36 am

boatwave wrote:


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Postby jca » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:38 am

conductor wrote:
brent wrote:i saw a racoon scale my old 2 story duplex that had vinyl siding

these things can really climb

You don't say...

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Postby alaska » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:55 am

hbb wrote:
zach york wrote:They put a bunch of food and other cool shit for him/her on the roof right


They did it all for tanuki


Lol
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Postby Jeremy » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:12 am

A couple of years ago there was this red squirrel where my parents live that covered the entire leeward part of their roof with pinecones. It would just collect pinecones all day and put them up there. Something about the particular way that roof geometry looked to that thing just set off its "I'm supposed to store a bunch of stuff here" brain module, until there were like a skillion pinecones there and eventually my dad went up there and shoveled them all off. I wonder if something like that was going on here, with the key difference being that the raccoon is the greatest hero humanity has ever witnessed.
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Postby Sobieski » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:22 am

Jeremy wrote:Imagine looking at a building and thinking "I could probably climb that thing in about two days if I stopped to take naps on the ledges."

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Postby blurst of times » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:42 am

alaska wrote:
hbb wrote:
zach york wrote:They put a bunch of food and other cool shit for him/her on the roof right


They did it all for tanuki


Lol


:D

so relieved this raccoon made it. i'm not used to happy endings these days!
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Postby hi-res » Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:46 am

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zach york wrote:They put a bunch of food and other cool shit for him/her on the roof right


They did it all for tanuki


you're the best hbb
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Postby madness and chaos » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:12 am

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Postby Milk » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:15 am

I bet this raccoon is really pissed that humans feel the need to build things that are so goddam stupidly high.
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Postby Viz » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:15 am

Happy that the little guy made it.

Was thinking last night that aside from falling, it could have died from exhaustion on a ledge, giving st pauls office workers a first hand view on the eating habits of crows.
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Postby Milk » Wed Jun 13, 2018 11:17 am

the problem is if they left all kinds of good treats on top o the building, now its gonna go to other raccoons and tell them it's really worth the trouble to climb those skyscrapers for food as long as you made sure to eat and drink plenty first. Plus you get a free ride down.
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Postby Bad Craziness » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:16 pm

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The so-called #mprraccoon that held the world rapt as it scaled a downtown St. Paul skyscraper has been safely trapped and will be released at an undisclosed location.


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Postby jalapeño ranch » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:17 pm

The undisclosed location: into my loving arms.
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Postby Kenny » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:19 pm

"Motherfucker... I climb all the way up her to get trapped"
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Postby hoopdog » Wed Jun 13, 2018 12:34 pm

identikit wrote:
boatwave wrote:


This little guy was the last thing I had on my mind when trying to fall asleep last night.

Today we had lunch in a local (Northern Irish) pub, the owners are a couple in their late 70s. We told them about this raccoon, they wanted to see the twitter pics on my phone as well, and when they had seen this happy ending on my phone, they invited us to come back for dinner tonight, for free. "That's on the raccoon, worth it."


This is incredible
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This little raccoon could unite the world
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