tfw when you realize your boxer briefs have a fly opening

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Postby joe » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:46 am

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Postby joe » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:50 am

it was all hidden up in there
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Postby joe » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:01 am

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Postby ZONKER » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:12 am

Yeah ive been wearing B. Briefs since dropping my first pube and lemme tell ya, some of these underoos are so over-engineered that you really gotta dig around downstairs to find out where to pull your tackle out.
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Postby joe » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:22 am

this is the first pair of boxer briefs i've owned with a means to pull my tackle out
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Postby joe » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:22 am

unless i've been oblivious this whole time
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:49 am

never used the opening before

just pull down the front
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Postby strange potion » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:52 am

Yeah it's only useful if you're wearing overalls
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Postby strange potion » Thu Jun 14, 2018 7:54 am

Even then, you can still pull down the front

What the hell is it for
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Postby mcwop23 » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:01 am

like do people who wear jeans pull it out through 2 holes?
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:05 am

I assume Joe is talking about boxer-briefs designed with an actual fly opening like regular boxers have. Only a crazy person would would try to pull put their penis through the flap of a standard boxer-brief.
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Postby compatibility mode » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:00 am

Call me crazy but I stick my dick through the slot and urinate
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Postby neuartillery » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:01 am

Wait you guys don’t use travel catheters?
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Postby DasLofGang » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:03 am

you’re wearin em backwards mang, that’s the patented poo pocket
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Postby joe » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:03 pm

I think these are standard boxer briefs they are just the first ones I've owned. All others have lacked a dick hole. I have not worn these with pants yet so I can't report on whether they are conpeenient
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Postby joe » Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:35 am

Update: I do not recommend pulling your dick through that maze to pee if you are wearing pants. Not that hard to whip out, but very annoying to whip back in
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