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Postby aububs » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:03 am

not good not good not good

I decided to help myself to a banana from the fruit bowl. I felt a pinch and then my left hand became stiff.

he found me white, sweating, screeching, clasping my left hand, which had turned red and looked like one of those comical foam hands.

As the nurse took my temperature her eyes widened with horror

My arm was almost black, with track marks that snaked towards my shoulder; which I later found out was the potent venom from a female brown recluse spider, a cousin of the black widow

my organs started to shut down as my blood thickened, which is rare and can be fatal

the doctor recommended amputating the arm up to the elbow because of the risk of necrosis spreading to my heart

I now never reach into a bowl of fruit without looking first.
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