thread to keep track of A24's insanity

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby mellowgold » Thu Jun 21, 2018 4:13 pm

Day 1




RIP to the Pepto Bismol First Reformed Challenge

A Frank Ocean song for the eyes etc.
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
User avatar
mellowgold
congrats on making 10,000 gay posts bb
 
Posts: 14346
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:25 pm
Location: 0 feet away

Postby mellowgold » Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:57 pm

wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
User avatar
mellowgold
congrats on making 10,000 gay posts bb
 
Posts: 14346
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:25 pm
Location: 0 feet away

Postby blab » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:00 pm

keep up the good work
User avatar
blab
 
Posts: 3249
Joined: Sun Nov 19, 2017 11:09 pm
Location: a family pond

Postby mellowgold » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:04 pm

Thanks I will
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
User avatar
mellowgold
congrats on making 10,000 gay posts bb
 
Posts: 14346
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:25 pm
Location: 0 feet away

Postby G_S » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:41 pm

thanks for this

how long until moviepass takes the crown? this Gotti stuff has had me REELING
User avatar
G_S
 
Posts: 15425
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:12 pm

Postby clwon » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:44 pm

v good thread already
aka piss chalet aka Mercedes Benzo
User avatar
clwon
business is very food
 
Posts: 32464
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:04 pm
Location: tunafishing '87

Postby mystery meat » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:45 pm

anyone ever get to the bottom of that frat house that had a monopoly on the the first reformed challenge
User avatar
mystery meat
 
Posts: 1439
Joined: Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:47 am
Location: paid to shit

Postby mellowgold » Fri Jun 22, 2018 3:54 pm

mystery meat wrote:anyone ever get to the bottom of that frat house that had a monopoly on the the first reformed challenge


No but omg if anyone does this please share bc that was fucking psychotic and I need to know everything
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
User avatar
mellowgold
congrats on making 10,000 gay posts bb
 
Posts: 14346
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:25 pm
Location: 0 feet away

Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:00 pm

I used to follow Melville House, but I grew very tired of their littering their timeline with jokey meme bullshit
User avatar
Eyeball Kid
 
Posts: 23715
Joined: Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:17 pm

Postby mellowgold » Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:17 pm

wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
User avatar
mellowgold
congrats on making 10,000 gay posts bb
 
Posts: 14346
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:25 pm
Location: 0 feet away

Postby mellowgold » Tue Jul 24, 2018 9:12 am

wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
User avatar
mellowgold
congrats on making 10,000 gay posts bb
 
Posts: 14346
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:25 pm
Location: 0 feet away

Postby incoherent grunting » Tue Jul 24, 2018 9:20 am

Enough with the coming of age movies, everyone. We're here, we're of age!
"let's get psychic not blacked out. Let's get wild without getting sick. Let's get turnt while staying woke."
User avatar
incoherent grunting
 
Posts: 4325
Joined: Fri Oct 30, 2015 5:21 pm
Location: life's a beach

Postby mini » Tue Jul 24, 2018 11:58 am

c'mon that looks fun, also has lucas hedges playing a different character than he does in every other movie
User avatar
mini
 
Posts: 266
Joined: Tue Jul 11, 2017 8:21 am

Postby galactagogue » Tue Jul 24, 2018 11:59 am

yeah it's getting real tedious. specifically the solar flare, california dreaming take on just about all of 'em
...ive said too much
User avatar
galactagogue
 
Posts: 9843
Joined: Fri May 02, 2014 12:27 pm

Postby haddonfield » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:02 pm

is everyone gonna switch to academy ratio again? how rad would that be
User avatar
haddonfield
 
Posts: 1461
Joined: Tue Dec 20, 2016 6:22 pm

Postby Poptone » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:05 pm

it's viral marketing for their slowcore arthouse take on Unfriended
User avatar
Poptone
cat fan
 
Posts: 18911
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:01 pm
Location: Heard about Pittsburgh, PA?

Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:18 pm

as the target demographic of this movie i will perform my fiduciary duty and pay to see it
hello
User avatar
Beautiful Jugdish
 
Posts: 6921
Joined: Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:01 pm

Postby mellowgold » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:21 pm

gotta love an a24 film with a 4:3 aspect ratio
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
User avatar
mellowgold
congrats on making 10,000 gay posts bb
 
Posts: 14346
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:25 pm
Location: 0 feet away

Postby mellowgold » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:22 pm

im sure this will be fine but it just looks like the least essential movie of the year

cant wait to see a24's insane marketing for it tho
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
User avatar
mellowgold
congrats on making 10,000 gay posts bb
 
Posts: 14346
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:25 pm
Location: 0 feet away

Postby tricksforchips » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:23 pm

Looks good good job Jonah Hill.
User avatar
tricksforchips
 
Posts: 2669
Joined: Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:21 pm

Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:23 pm

nakedlunch would like this, he was a sk8r boi
hello
User avatar
Beautiful Jugdish
 
Posts: 6921
Joined: Thu Jun 09, 2016 1:01 pm

Postby tricksforchips » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:24 pm

Should honestly just screen Video Days in theatres tbh.
User avatar
tricksforchips
 
Posts: 2669
Joined: Sun Sep 04, 2016 1:21 pm

Postby mellowgold » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:25 pm

Beautiful Jugdish wrote:nakedlunch would like this, he was a sk8r boi


i said c ya l8r boi
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
User avatar
mellowgold
congrats on making 10,000 gay posts bb
 
Posts: 14346
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:25 pm
Location: 0 feet away

Postby mellowgold » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:27 pm

help


wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
User avatar
mellowgold
congrats on making 10,000 gay posts bb
 
Posts: 14346
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:25 pm
Location: 0 feet away

Postby Klint » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:29 pm

sign me the fuck up for that 90's skater movie. Jonah is a known skate nerd so I'm stoked.
mites wrote:going back to ruining my life with drugs and drink and listening to public image ltd
User avatar
Klint
 
Posts: 17671
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:09 pm

Postby loaf angel » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:38 pm

MID90s!

such shameless nostalgia catnip titling it that
goldsoundz wrote:i'd bang that moron
User avatar
loaf angel
 
Posts: 32152
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:28 pm
Location: Jerklyn

Postby alaska » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:47 pm

Eyeball Kid wrote:I used to follow Melville House, but I grew very tired of their littering their timeline with jokey meme bullshit


all i see from them is retweets from the ceo or whatever's account about russiagate lol
mactheo wrote:
Emily Dickinson wrote:Our lives are ... so cool
User avatar
alaska
ride.
 
Posts: 8146
Joined: Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:36 pm
Location: Manhattans Upper East Side

Postby Canadian Todd (for Canadians) » Tue Jul 24, 2018 1:35 pm

When the Witch was released, a24 partnered with the Satanic Temple and allowed them to tour with the movie/do live readings and performances before the flick. They’re meme-based marketing is just kinda like ok cool man.

I feel like this distribution company is one of the most mercenary there is. It was created by finance group veterans and their whole bag is buying up and licensing rights to small budget vanity projects for stars or eclectic genre flicks that they can market like prestige shit. They’re on that Blumhouse tip of buying up rights to movies and making the money on distribution or putting very minimal budgets to partially fund the flicks up front, but they don’t just do horror. The stakes are always low.

I like a lot of the movies that they stamp and release, incidentally. Their bread-and-butter are lower-mid tier genre and genre-tinged dramas that would have been funded and released by the major studios back when they had a diversified offering each year and didn’t have the majority of their budgets tied up in three or four movies.
As a reader of historical naval fiction,

snow wave wrote:that video sucked

edit: the one canadian todd posted
User avatar
Canadian Todd (for Canadians)
 
Posts: 3283
Joined: Sat Jan 09, 2010 9:17 am
Location: I am a hungry boi

Postby mellowgold » Tue Jul 24, 2018 1:43 pm

Great post!!!!!!!!!
wimbledon, strawberries, bubbles, please protect me. happy midsumma, hope you spend it in your heart, everyone is there. bitch.
User avatar
mellowgold
congrats on making 10,000 gay posts bb
 
Posts: 14346
Joined: Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:25 pm
Location: 0 feet away

Postby came to wreck » Tue Jul 24, 2018 1:57 pm

what are the best a24 movies?
User avatar
came to wreck
 
Posts: 11450
Joined: Fri Dec 10, 2010 6:50 pm

Next

Return to Mamma Mia... Here We Go Again....

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Arturo, becky, brent, butter, Clive, dylanclub, Flossed Out, gambra, Geoff, Google [Bot], Google Adsense [Bot], Google Feedfetcher, granger, Grey Poupon, Hoxha, Jake SPEED, lame sayings, mmmbop, My Pal the Crook, NegativeCapability, palmer eldritch, powderfinger, rex, Shotfrog, the soccer return believer, The Sunken Place, trampoline, Vacancies, wong