i took a girl that had a crush on me because i thought it was an easy way to get a date and please my mom (i know this was fucked up). i did the whole grinding thing on the dancefloor (very mechanically and without feeling) but then on the party bus back the lights were dimmed and every other couple was making out on the bus and when my date kinda made moves to initiate making out I did the only thing I could think of and pretended to be fast asleep on the bus. for like an hour. it was excruciating
I was going to go to a Do Make Say Think show instead of the prom, but then I got sick and had to stay home. So I'd probably want to relive that, clearly.
if you pause the kids growing up, but the rest of the world ages and sees time the same as always, i imagine your kids would feel like freaks whose friends are all growing up and doing cool stuff like going to prom and having 'finally' sex, while your children get left behind by what was once their peers
Stuntman wrote:This is what happens when you're an adolescent and you don't have a forest or the internet.
I went to prom night only cause i felt i had to. I was in jeans and t shirt, the only one of course. I didn't have a date. Me and friends got drunk, ended up in a hotel room where i temporarily fell asleep on the toilet. Terrible hangover the day after. Not a memorable night in any way. This might have been i think the next to last time i got drunk in my life. Actually just realised since it is june 24th, aka National Quebec Holiday, this means the last time i got drunk was precisely 23 years ago today.
I must insist on being a pessimist, I'm a loner in a catastrophic mind
golf is probably fun for people only because they really fucked up the ecosystem good just to do something real fucking boring and every game is just a big 'fuck you' to the earth
Stuntman wrote:This is what happens when you're an adolescent and you don't have a forest or the internet.
omg norm this color trucks thing is the most boring thing i've ever seen
and where are the sanitation workers???! is your kid one day gonna run outside and ask to take a picture with the truck and the can because he so admires their work, but who the hell is this guy messing with a beautiful, magical system?
Stuntman wrote:This is what happens when you're an adolescent and you don't have a forest or the internet.
i'm deciding between the workout and hangover options
but i need to know first if there a difference between fast forwarding and skipping something. like do i experience the workout at an accelerated pace but skip past the hangover entirely, or do i not really experience either?
mancubz wrote:omg norm this color trucks thing is the most boring thing i've ever seen
and where are the sanitation workers???! is your kid one day gonna run outside and ask to take a picture with the truck and the can because he so admires their work, but who the hell is this guy messing with a beautiful, magical system?
i took a girl that had a crush on me because i thought it was an easy way to get a date and please my mom (i know this was fucked up). i did the whole grinding thing on the dancefloor (very mechanically and without feeling) but then on the party bus back the lights were dimmed and every other couple was making out on the bus and when my date kinda made moves to initiate making out I did the only thing I could think of and pretended to be fast asleep on the bus. for like an hour. it was excruciating
pls nobody send me back to that time
I hate when your brain zaps you back to horribly awkward memories in which you are not proud of your behavior. You should forgive yourself for this one!
My body is trash and I think I could really turn my life around if I could just commit to working out and being healthy, but I'm stuck and I can't. So voting for workout here no question