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PLAY GOLF
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4%
MUTE MOTHER IN LAW
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9%
DELETE PARKING TICKETS
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9%
PAUSE KIDS GROWING UP
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6%
FAST FORWARD WORKING OUT
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SLO-MO VACTION
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9%
SKIP HANGOVER
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19%
REWIND TO PROM NIGHT
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Postby mcwop23 » Sun Jun 24, 2018 7:52 am

NO HANGOVER
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Postby rixx » Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:00 am

please nobody click the prom night one

i took a girl that had a crush on me because i thought it was an easy way to get a date and please my mom (i know this was fucked up). i did the whole grinding thing on the dancefloor (very mechanically and without feeling) but then on the party bus back the lights were dimmed and every other couple was making out on the bus and when my date kinda made moves to initiate making out I did the only thing I could think of and pretended to be fast asleep on the bus. for like an hour. it was excruciating

pls nobody send me back to that time
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Postby Brain Stew » Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:11 am

Oh you know imma play some golf :twisted:
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Postby The Priest » Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:15 am

Stuntman wrote:Why would any adult want to relive their prom night. Is that even a thing?


Finally ... sex!

(In this movie Sandler is married to Kate Beckinsale, who could never live up to Sandler's prom date experience)
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Postby The Priest » Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:16 am

As someone who loves a good nap I'd hit RIXXs prom in a second
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Postby Brain Stew » Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:23 am

I would love to go to prom night so I could work a shift at the grocery store.
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Postby The Priest » Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:37 am

I watched a bunch of my friends skinny dip at the beach on prom night. I did not want to see this
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Postby alaska » Sun Jun 24, 2018 8:45 am

good thread
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Postby The Priest » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:12 am

The board metaphorically asks you to dance every day
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Postby Jeremy » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:14 am

I was going to go to a Do Make Say Think show instead of the prom, but then I got sick and had to stay home. So I'd probably want to relive that, clearly.
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Postby Jeremy » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:15 am

Do you have to re-live the entire rest of your life from that point?
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Postby The Priest » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:24 am

Yes

But at least your damned mother in law will keep her trap shut!
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Postby mancubz » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:33 am

if you pause the kids growing up, but the rest of the world ages and sees time the same as always, i imagine your kids would feel like freaks whose friends are all growing up and doing cool stuff like going to prom and having 'finally' sex, while your children get left behind by what was once their peers
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Postby Grendel » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:54 am

Deleting the parking tickets. I have two that I haven't paid right now because they are bullshit!
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Postby Grendel » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:55 am

I'm innocent!
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Postby alaska » Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:58 am

I voted for "working out"
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Postby Milk » Sun Jun 24, 2018 10:00 am

I went to prom night only cause i felt i had to. I was in jeans and t shirt, the only one of course. I didn't have a date. Me and friends got drunk, ended up in a hotel room where i temporarily fell asleep on the toilet. Terrible hangover the day after. Not a memorable night in any way. This might have been i think the next to last time i got drunk in my life. Actually just realised since it is june 24th, aka National Quebec Holiday, this means the last time i got drunk was precisely 23 years ago today.
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Postby Jeremy » Sun Jun 24, 2018 10:19 am

Is golf even fun?
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Postby mancubz » Sun Jun 24, 2018 10:26 am

golf is probably fun for people only because they really fucked up the ecosystem good just to do something real fucking boring and every game is just a big 'fuck you' to the earth
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Postby mancubz » Sun Jun 24, 2018 10:30 am

omg norm this color trucks thing is the most boring thing i've ever seen


and where are the sanitation workers???! is your kid one day gonna run outside and ask to take a picture with the truck and the can because he so admires their work, but who the hell is this guy messing with a beautiful, magical system?
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Postby KALM » Sun Jun 24, 2018 10:35 am

i'm deciding between the workout and hangover options

but i need to know first if there a difference between fast forwarding and skipping something. like do i experience the workout at an accelerated pace but skip past the hangover entirely, or do i not really experience either?
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Postby Jeremy » Sun Jun 24, 2018 10:40 am

mancubz wrote:omg norm this color trucks thing is the most boring thing i've ever seen


and where are the sanitation workers???! is your kid one day gonna run outside and ask to take a picture with the truck and the can because he so admires their work, but who the hell is this guy messing with a beautiful, magical system?


Sounds like somebody's never watched golf.
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Postby kid_chameleon » Sun Jun 24, 2018 11:08 am

RIXX wrote:please nobody click the prom night one

i took a girl that had a crush on me because i thought it was an easy way to get a date and please my mom (i know this was fucked up). i did the whole grinding thing on the dancefloor (very mechanically and without feeling) but then on the party bus back the lights were dimmed and every other couple was making out on the bus and when my date kinda made moves to initiate making out I did the only thing I could think of and pretended to be fast asleep on the bus. for like an hour. it was excruciating

pls nobody send me back to that time


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Postby Jeremy » Sun Jun 24, 2018 11:47 am

It's important not to skip hangovers because they're when your brain consolidates all the insights from your spree.
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Postby blue sunshine » Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:07 pm

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this looks like an adam sandler real doll
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Postby Brevity » Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:44 pm

My body is trash and I think I could really turn my life around if I could just commit to working out and being healthy, but I'm stuck and I can't. So voting for workout here no question
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Postby Prof. Horatio Hufnagel » Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:46 pm

slo-mo vaction on codeine and ketamine
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Postby Seamus » Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:49 pm

rewind to prom night fix my life
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Postby blurst of times » Sun Jun 24, 2018 2:51 pm

Jeremy wrote:It's important not to skip hangovers because they're when your brain consolidates all the insights from your spree.


i don't think i've ever learned anything from a hangover besides 'i'm an idiot' but i think i already knew that

i voted skip hangovers!
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Postby brent » Sun Jun 24, 2018 3:03 pm

honestly none of these options are that great. shit remote
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