Things That Don't Suck About America: The Thread

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
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Postby laserblast » Sat Jun 30, 2018 6:52 pm

A thread for anyone in the midst of lamentation, or for travelers returned to a horror show, or for anyone simply hoping to take stock of things to be grateful for.

1. An absolutely beautiful and varied country, nature-wise.
2. New Orleans.
3. A lot of the good bands.

Feel free to add.
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Postby sadville » Sat Jun 30, 2018 6:54 pm

we have a really good soccer team
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Postby worrywort » Sat Jun 30, 2018 6:55 pm

the poor people's campaign
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:03 pm

Pretty much geography
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Postby i am rich » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:06 pm

new yawk city da graydest city in da woild
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Postby Lucky » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:07 pm

Doesn't basically every country have beautiful nature though? America is just bigger than most.

Some of the sports are cool.
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Postby laserblast » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:08 pm

Yeah the NBA might be No. 1 tbh
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:09 pm

yea it's geography
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:10 pm

has NYC
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Postby Lucky » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:10 pm

tv, film, music, sportz, some of the people on hipinion.com
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Postby Kenny » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:11 pm

All the cool stuff black Americans have created
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:11 pm

optimism
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Postby laserblast » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:11 pm

I am willing to concede NYC, it is in fact great and lately I've been thinking about moving there
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Postby laserblast » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:11 pm

and yeah the blues and jazz
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Postby jewels » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:13 pm

jazz and rap
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Postby laserblast » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:14 pm

I was thinking of rap when I said the good bands but worth stating explicitly yeah

TBH bluegrass and hillbilly music probably belong here too
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Postby tgk » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:16 pm

Free refills
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Postby Grey Poupon » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:17 pm

Dr Norm is there
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Postby laserblast » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:17 pm

tgk wrote:Free refills


this is a good one
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Postby Kenny » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:18 pm

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Postby i am rich » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:19 pm

fugazi
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Postby loaf angel » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:47 pm

I think our weirdos and freaks are top notch
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Postby Sobieski » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:56 pm

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Postby surly » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:59 pm

Until recently, it was laserblast-free
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Postby Sobieski » Sat Jun 30, 2018 7:59 pm

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Postby clouds » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:06 pm

roadtrips west of the mississippi
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Florida
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Postby snuggle » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:09 pm

Jazz, blues, Chomsky, stars of the lid, pizza
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Postby clouds » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:18 pm

are we talking uniquely american? if so it's kinda hard to count cuisine and music because not much of it is really from here. i guess american bbq is unique, but it is an amalgam of the bbq of multiple other places. cities are just good because of immigrants.

blasting down a desert highway is fucking all american, tho.
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Postby Classic Dog Avatar » Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:20 pm

Tom Cruise wrote:Doesn't basically every country have beautiful nature though? America is just bigger than most.

Some of the sports are cool.


I think it's rare to have the spectrum we have
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