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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:05 am

feral wrote:Just wanna jump in here and say that kickers are not stupid.

They're much less random than TE, for example.

Drop TE's.

And whoever was The Unlucky One in the globey who had the misfortune of winning the crap Lottery by starting Mason Crosby is the reason why you get rid of kickers. Kicker shouldn't give you negative. They are very much a stupid position
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Postby pink snake » Mon Oct 08, 2018 10:30 am

In the league I'm in defenses are often the highest scoring position on a team and I think that's insane.
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Postby Hugh » Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:23 pm

wow, denver’s D and all my wideouts were complete trash yesterday. im screwed unless michael thomas goes bananas tonight.
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Postby werd » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:15 pm

i need brees reed and lutz to make up 50 points plus whatever no lb davis scores, hes projected for 7
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:18 pm

:lol:
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Mon Oct 08, 2018 5:20 pm


Connor owners hold on to him maybe for a little longer. There were already rumors between the Eagles and Bell
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Postby fury » Mon Oct 08, 2018 7:33 pm

Cool my rbs are all dead
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Postby pink snake » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:36 am

I have Conner and Leveon. I should definitely trade Leveon for Saquon Barkley right?
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:41 am

Yes
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Postby Shotfrog » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:42 am

Withstood Mark Ingram last night and now I'm alone in first place. Feels good.
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Postby Cone » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:58 am

Man what do I do with Kamara now? Shop him around or just have faith that he’ll still get his shares going forward?
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Postby That Demon Life » Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:14 pm

pink snake wrote:I have Conner and Leveon. I should definitely trade Leveon for Saquon Barkley right?


Yes
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Postby shirts optional » Tue Oct 09, 2018 6:15 pm

I doubt the Eagles will cash out to get Le'Veon, especially because they'll need to pay him

I'm floating offers for Connor, trying to trade him to the 2-3 Le'Veon owner for (his) Gronk for (my) Connor/Vance McDonald

his starting RBs are Duke Johnson and Ty Montgomery
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Postby Hugh » Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:45 pm

Someone trying to get Melvin off of me for Brees and Tevin Coleman.

Melvin untouchable.
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Postby That Demon Life » Tue Oct 09, 2018 9:39 pm

Hugh wrote:Someone trying to get Melvin off of me for Brees and Tevin Coleman.

Melvin untouchable.


Yeah no way in hell
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Postby uncledoj » Wed Oct 10, 2018 10:27 am

Would you guys drop Engram for Greg Olsen, non PPR?
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Postby Slamwich Artist » Wed Oct 10, 2018 10:59 am

uncledoj wrote:Would you guys drop Engram for Greg Olsen, non PPR?

probably not, unless you're really desperate to have someone to start till engram gets back
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Postby Slamwich Artist » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:03 am

having trouble picking 3 of these guys to start, PPR:

Tevin Coleman (TB)
Alshon Jeffery (@NYG)
Austin Ekeler (@Cle)
Quincy Enunwa (Ind)
Amari Cooper (Sea)

one of the three slots is an RB slot, so at least one of Ekeler or Coleman has to be in there
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Postby mego » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:20 am

wow would love to see bell on the eagles.

am i crazy if i play winston over wentz this week? winston is against the falcons so i think it might be a good play?
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Postby pink snake » Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:44 pm

I'm playing Winston over Wentz this week.

Is it crazy to play three Bengals? Mixon, Boyd, and AJ Green.
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Postby That Demon Life » Wed Oct 10, 2018 4:21 pm

I offered Lindsay/Corey Davis for Leveon to an 0-4-1 team that needs help badly. Terrible trade?
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Postby brent » Wed Oct 10, 2018 5:19 pm

may d'onta foreman carry my team the back half of the season
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Postby Slamwich Artist » Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:23 pm

That Demon Life wrote:I offered Lindsay/Corey Davis for Leveon to an 0-4-1 team that needs help badly. Terrible trade?

sounds ok to me, depends on the rest of your team though. i do think lindsay and davis both should get better and better over the course of the season (though mariota's ulnar nerve is worrisome), and there's a decent chance bell ends up in some shitty committee situation for the rest of the year.
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Postby Slamwich Artist » Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:24 pm

pink snake wrote:I'm playing Winston over Wentz this week.

Is it crazy to play three Bengals? Mixon, Boyd, and AJ Green.

i wouldn't say so. not quite the same but i've been playing mahomes, hunt and kelce (and butker) all year.
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Postby Slamwich Artist » Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:24 pm

mego wrote:wow would love to see bell on the eagles.

am i crazy if i play winston over wentz this week? winston is against the falcons so i think it might be a good play?

yeah i'm rolling with winston over goff this week. seems like a dream spot this week. he also might have oj howard back
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Postby That Demon Life » Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:46 pm

Slamwich Artist wrote:
That Demon Life wrote:I offered Lindsay/Corey Davis for Leveon to an 0-4-1 team that needs help badly. Terrible trade?

sounds ok to me, depends on the rest of your team though. i do think lindsay and davis both should get better and better over the course of the season (though mariota's ulnar nerve is worrisome), and there's a decent chance bell ends up in some shitty committee situation for the rest of the year.


After the trade at RB/WR, I'd have:

Melvin Gordon
Bell
Michel
Yeldon
Lamar Miller (and probably use the open spot to snatch Blue)

Julio Jones
Antonio Brown
Golloday
TY Hilton
Marvin Jones Jr
Demaryius Thomas

(plus Mahomes and Kelce)
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Postby Slamwich Artist » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:07 pm

That Demon Life wrote:
Slamwich Artist wrote:
That Demon Life wrote:I offered Lindsay/Corey Davis for Leveon to an 0-4-1 team that needs help badly. Terrible trade?

sounds ok to me, depends on the rest of your team though. i do think lindsay and davis both should get better and better over the course of the season (though mariota's ulnar nerve is worrisome), and there's a decent chance bell ends up in some shitty committee situation for the rest of the year.


After the trade at RB/WR, I'd have:

Melvin Gordon
Bell
Michel
Yeldon
Lamar Miller (and probably use the open spot to snatch Blue)

Julio Jones
Antonio Brown
Golloday
TY Hilton
Marvin Jones Jr
Demaryius Thomas

(plus Mahomes and Kelce)

yeah i'd do it then. you seem very deep, so good idea to consolidate a couple pieces and free up a roster spot.
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Postby shark week » Wed Oct 10, 2018 7:58 pm

about to do a diggs, juju, hyde for AB and Doug Baldwin trade

here's hoping that works out okay. i love Diggs and juju but i can't resist the AB upgrade and my depth is phenomenal

edit: 10team .5ppr league
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Postby That Demon Life » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:30 pm

shark week wrote:about to do a diggs, juju, hyde for AB and Doug Baldwin trade

here's hoping that works out okay. i love Diggs and juju but i can't resist the AB upgrade and my depth is phenomenal

edit: 10team .5ppr league


I wouldn't do it.
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Postby shark week » Wed Oct 10, 2018 8:35 pm

yah, it's a bad trade for me but i'm in love with my depth

RBs: Caf, Bell+Conner, Breida, Hines, Cohen
WRs: AB, Kupp, Landry, Ridley, Coutee, Baldwin
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