Fantasy Football 2018

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Postby That Demon Life » Thu Nov 08, 2018 8:33 pm

beefbroth inthe shitpipes wrote:And yeah I probably go ito I can't believe golladay is fizzling like this


Me neither. Commented last week to my gf/co-owner that he must've fucked Stafford's wife or something.
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Postby Cone » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:58 pm

Of course this is a good Vance McDonald week after I finally move on and trade for a new TE

I’m very ashamed of my Globey performance this season and my roster is just a disaster of desperation.
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Postby kit fox » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:21 am

thank you big ben, mccaffrey, and antonio brown for basically putting away my matchup tonight
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Postby pink snake » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:05 am

Fuck. Leveon is coming back.
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Postby Shotfrog » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:05 am

What a dick
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Postby Shotfrog » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:06 am

I guess it's a sign of the kind of year Conner has had that I'm disappointed with his output last night. But come on, his team scores 52 points and he only gets one touchdown?
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Postby pink snake » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:10 am

I have leveon and Conner but his return is gonna ruin my year huh
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Postby Double McDouble » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:32 am

Shotfrog wrote:I guess it's a sign of the kind of year Conner has had that I'm disappointed with his output last night. But come on, his team scores 52 points and he only gets one touchdown?

Lots of deep passes that connected and he left early with a possible concussion.
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Postby ratbags » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:19 pm

poor dez
session to session
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:39 pm

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo :cry:
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Postby separator » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:42 pm

that's terrible
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:50 pm

You know what sucks
my son who is 10 loves the Cowboys and Dez because I do. He was devastated when he was let go from Dallas and I had to explain how football works. I told him last night that he was a Saint. He drew me birthday card ( was my bday)with a picture of Dez
With the number 88 in Saints uniform. He told me since Dallas isn't doing so well at least we can for New Orleans to win the Super Bowl for Dez. Now I get to explain this to him that he'll never probably again most likely.
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:51 pm

On a side note you fools better grab Lamar just in case
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:59 pm


Cheat code

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Postby mego » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:08 pm

beefbroth inthe shitpipes wrote:You know what sucks
my son who is 10 loves the Cowboys and Dez because I do. He was devastated when he was let go from Dallas and I had to explain how football works. I told him last night that he was a Saint. He drew me birthday card ( was my bday)with a picture of Dez
With the number 88 in Saints uniform. He told me since Dallas isn't doing so well at least we can for New Orleans to win the Super Bowl for Dez. Now I get to explain this to him that he'll never probably again most likely.


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Postby kit fox » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:10 pm

good lookin out yall, added lamar in both my leagues

beefbroth, condolences to your son
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Postby pink snake » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:12 pm

I have Brees and Wentz. Do I need Lamar?
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:15 pm

pink snake wrote:I have Brees and Wentz. Do I need Lamar?

I don't know does your League trade for quarterbacks? I think people need to realize what quarterbacks like Lamar or Vick do in terms in fantasy. For instance cam runs for about 40 to 50 yards a game right? That's a floor of four to five points before anything else. You would imagine jackson could run for 100 at times. That's a bonus on top before passing even begins.
Who knows how he is as a passer but if you need a quarterback his schedule is sweet.
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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:21 pm

kit fox wrote:good lookin out yall, added lamar in both my leagues

beefbroth, condolences to your son

Thanks I mean it's just football but he is learning life stinks
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Postby That Demon Life » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:25 pm

I added Lamar just to keep him away from other playoff teams.
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Postby Slamwich Artist » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:41 pm

Slamwich Artist wrote:
mego wrote:
Slamwich Artist wrote:who's the better stash, Jameis or Lamar Jackson?


Probably Lamar? I think either ravens switch to lamar immediately after bye or flacco rides the year out. ravens next 5 games are against bengals, raiders, falcons, chiefs and bucs. so that's some pretty soft defenses.

i'm actually planning on stashing flacco over the bye week

thanks man. yeah i've been eyeing that sick schedule too. ended up just ditching ekeler and holding onto jameis (snagged mariota before MNF so i have 5 qbs now counting mahomes and goff :ugeek:)

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Postby beefbroth inthe shitpipes » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:04 pm

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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:24 pm

REAL BASED SLOB wrote:(2-1) just traded melvin gordon/doug baldwin/corey clement to the 0-3 team for leveon bell/leonard fournette/quincy enunwa


update: i didn't look at the schedule and was playing this team the following week and lost because of this trade lol. today, i saw this posted online
On the flipside, if you’re out of playoff contention and your team sucks and you’ve given up on fantasy football and decided that it’s just a dumb game for dumb people (as one is want to do when you’re currently sitting in a 1-8 hole because Le’Veon Bell and Leonard Fournette just haven’t played a lick of football this year) this time is still very important because no one wants to lose their league.


i'm 5-4 (8 of 12 teams make the playoffs, so i feel pretty good about going 3-3 in that stretch, about what i expected) and he's exactly 1-8 (99% eliminated) this whole scenario is due to trading draft picks in the weeks leading up to the draft. if lev really comes back and connor is held out for a bit with the concussion, i'll be rolling out kamara/bell/fournette and feeling pretty 8-)
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Postby REAL BASED SLOB » Fri Nov 09, 2018 8:25 pm

also just dropped goodwin for lamar jackson for brady's bye next week, and hopefully for much more
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Postby shark week » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:52 pm

which side does everyone choose in an OJ Howard for Adrian Peterson trade?

it's a 10team standard
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Postby shark week » Fri Nov 09, 2018 10:54 pm

Peterson has been pretty damn good but he just lost a ton of his linemen (3 or 4? of 5)
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Postby Slamwich Artist » Sat Nov 10, 2018 8:53 am

shark week wrote:which side does everyone choose in an OJ Howard for Adrian Peterson trade?

it's a 10team standard

Depends on what else you got at TE and RB but I think it’s pretty close. I think Howard is more likely to blow up down the stretch, Peterson maybe has the higher floor.
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Postby Cone » Sat Nov 10, 2018 9:22 am

Is sitting T.Y. Hilton for Valdes-Scantling this week a dumb decision or not.

Feel like T.Y. will be mediocre/middling at best while Marquez has more potential to put up a huge game.
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