POLL: Do you eat the entire apple

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Fake computer crashes dining
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You're all fakes
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Come around
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Do you?

Yes
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No
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Sometimes
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:02 pm

It's been ingrained in me since childhood not to do this. Not helping is the one kid I knew in 4th grade who regularly ate the entire apple packed with his lunch. He already had a rep of being weird, and eating the entire apple didn't help.
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Postby NegativeCapability » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:06 pm

No one eats the entire apple. You imagined that child.
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Postby trouble » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:09 pm

im guessing you mean the core, seeds, and steam. No i don't. But I usually also slice my apples and don't just bite straight into one. I have a crown in the front of my mouth that I can't afford to break.
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Postby black drum » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:11 pm

In that child’s defense, he was a horse.
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:13 pm

The closest I've come to doing this was the time I split the apple width-wise like in those photos, and even then I did not eat the stem or the seeds.

This kid ate the stem and the seeds every single time.
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:13 pm

In one bite, yeah.
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Postby trouble » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:15 pm

even pigs chew, del
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Postby trouble » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:16 pm

i'm sure that atlantic article was all the rage on metafilter in 2013
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Postby Grumby » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:20 pm

i avoid the core because it is dangerous (though i think you need to eat like a thousand apple seeds to actually die so)
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Postby alaska » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:32 pm

Fuck yeah
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Postby alaska » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:33 pm

Basically the one thing I got out of hiking trips is Eating the Whole Apple
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Postby easy » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:43 pm

I ate the apple bones
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Postby Bad Craziness » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:53 pm

I tried this and it felt good but also so wrong
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Postby mactheo » Fri Aug 10, 2018 4:55 pm

on my first thru-hike of the AT (App. Trail), I learned to eat the whole apple. on my second thru hike, I learned to eat only the core
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Postby kayke » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:39 pm

When I was in school a crush of mine did this at a party and it was like a total power move. Hott.
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Postby werd » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:40 pm

who eats the entire chicken wing
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Postby Sobieski » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:44 pm

I would never
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Postby i am rich » Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:51 pm

what like the core too? aw hell naw welcome to earth
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Postby blab » Fri Aug 10, 2018 6:38 pm

i double dog dare u to eat an entire apple once

this d.d. dare goes out to everyone registered on web
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Postby hologram » Fri Aug 10, 2018 10:03 pm

apples are so much better sliced than mouth to surface

I wonder fucking why
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Postby truncated » Fri Aug 10, 2018 11:40 pm

More surface area for the juicy bits
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Postby Eyeball Kid » Sat Aug 11, 2018 6:39 am

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Postby alaska » Sat Aug 11, 2018 10:54 am

It was a weird twist that I turned out to be the coolest, most badass etc. member of this whole board
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:18 pm

Alaska knows how to shoot a gun from a prone position
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Postby alaska » Sat Aug 11, 2018 12:54 pm

It's true. I'm NRA certified (not joking)
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Postby alaska » Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:00 pm

I got pressured into it. It took two hours, most of which were spent sitting in this old guy's house. Then I shot a gun at a bottle. It was horrible! I got a piece of paper with my name on it.
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Postby alaska » Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:02 pm

The NRA's education wing is a masterclass in community-based propaganda/support-building. IIRC, the old guy didn't mention second amendment rights once! A lot of people think the NRA is just old guys teaching you how to clean your rifle or whatever
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Postby Gussie Fink-Nottle » Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:06 pm

No, I'm human.
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Postby conductor » Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:12 pm

The one thing I know about David Souter is that he eats the whole apple.
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