NBA 2018-19 Thread: I'm Juancho Want, I'm Juancho Need

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby delgriffith » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:32 am

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Survey of NBA Team Fandom
An Incomplete List of Boarders and the NBA Teams They Are Fans Of
Last update October 1st 2018

Not on this list? Do you want to be? Let me know - post your team in the thread or PM me!

EASTERN CONFERENCE
Atlantic
Boston Celtics: Rumours, nakedlunch, Jugdish, buriedinspace, lordofdiapers, kid pretentious, ecto, WAC, whatabout tim
Brooklyn Nets: swish chalet
New York Knicks: mcwop23, landspeedrecord, jon, dog liver, larry the cable guy tooth fairy 2, kid_chameleon, ThePettyDemon, Celiac Cruz, mini
Philadelphia 76ers: chandler, Spoilt Victorian Child, emotional fascism, mug, antoine, hyperbole man,
Toronto Raptors: Automatic, speakers, jerbear, endor holocaust, evil olive, stakeout, rollercoaster, gallits, qmass, Aeris Hilton, danslog

Central
Chicago Bulls: sleigh, mouthful of sores, s/ns, nefarious, brentmoney, Kuboaa, grayfox, stacks, tex porneau, deebster, Mesh, Jabberwocky, lightfoot, Dear You
Cleveland Cavaliers: Marcus Halberstram, charm school, Ankh, ernie, guidance
Detroit Pistons: pootis, murray st., unpredictable landlord, shirts optional, plashy
Indiana Pacers:
Milwaukee Bucks: dcm, 5% Tint, douchechill, Lucky, splasm, adamtrask, goldmatt

Southeast
Atlanta Hawks: freeform, epistrophy, iwillneverpost
Charlotte Hornets: Bernie, feral, alaska
Miami Heat: Asian Santa Baby
Orlando Magic: Eyeball Kid, G_S, midnite cobra, itsmecraig, DisposableGriot, Primary, the_village
Washington Wizards: shankly, shame dawg, surly, laserblast, Hugh, separator

WESTERN CONFERENCE
Southwest
Dallas Mavericks: good pups, pissydan, blab
Houston Rockets: dreamshake
Memphis Grizzlies: Durham
New Orleans Pelicans: iambic
San Antonio Spurs: scurrydog, Brouhaha, full of fire, watt, wintergreen, KPH, aeroplane, truncated

Northwest
Denver Nuggets: IRZ, The Dirty Turtle
Minnesota Timberwolves: Milquetoaster Strudels, uncledoj, boddy, hash driveway, bruceagain, Big Oil, jack
Oklahoma City Thunder: Thalidomide
Portland Trail Blazers: blake, hey look, delgriffith, unome, smartphone, hbb
Utah Jazz: jalapeño ranch, just trouble

Pacific
Golden State Warriors: Potential Boarder/wario lopez, manunder, famnexdo, mego, sconies
Los Angeles Clippers: milknight, tonybricker, jumper, Wilderness
Los Angeles Lakers: sako, rushofwings, Spotlight Kid, fury, Phils pecker, jumper, Amblin
Phoenix Suns: thrasher
Sacramento Kings: Spooky Jim

THE NBA DEVELOPMENT LEAGUE
Atlantic
Maine Red Claws: Gnarls


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Postby alaska » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:35 am

nba is basket ball right
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:35 am

Last time I checked, yeah. Who can really say?
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Postby alaska » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:35 am

that's awesome
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:36 am

Kevin Knox
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Postby Lucky » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:38 am

katy perry pissing all over my diamond-encrusted crown as I sentence another peon to death
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Postby bruceagain » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:43 am

Go dubs
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Postby trouble » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:43 am

the nba app is doo doo ass
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Postby bruceagain » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:47 am

It's not great
Also who in aus is paying like 900 a year for league pass
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:47 am

Life is so much better with the NBA
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Postby bruceagain » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:48 am

But the dang threes!
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Postby alaska » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:50 am

what team should i like
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Postby alaska » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:51 am

i guess i gotta like the freakin hornets...
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Postby bruceagain » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:54 am

alaska wrote:i guess i gotta like the freakin hornets...

Could be a lot worse, solid backcourt and the east is very soft atm
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:55 am

The Hornets have a very fun looking rookie called Miles Bridges. Now's the time to get in on the ground floor!
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Postby Lucky » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:58 am

how are the AI stepover and KD Next Chapter seeded freakin 10 and 8 in that meme bracket
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Postby alaska » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:58 am

ok i'm all in. put me down as a "hornets fan". charlotte nc baby, queen city, city of freakin angels
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Postby bruceagain » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:00 am

Parlaying an afl thread thing, who is the genuine worst fanbase in the league
I don't accept Celtics or jazz on purely racist terms but I'll hear other arguments
Solid case to be made for the regular performers: Lakers et al
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Postby bruceagain » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:01 am

alaska wrote:ok i'm all in. put me down as a "hornets fan". charlotte nc baby, queen city, city of freakin angels

Lawrence Demetric Motherfucken Johnson, mate
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Postby big zorb » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:02 am

the best fans are knicks fans
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:05 am

the soccer return believer wrote:how are the AI stepover and KD Next Chapter seeded freakin 10 and 8 in that meme bracket

I was about to come in here and say the Stepover being #10 is ridiculous. Looks like the voters agree.
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Postby bruceagain » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:05 am

that seems incredibly unlikely from an admittedly significant distance
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Postby delgriffith » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:06 am

12. DeAndre Jordan Chair: The iconic image of the greatest day in NBA Twitter history, the so-called “DeAndre Jordan Hostage Situation.”

No you idiots, the iconic image is the Paul Pierce rocket emoji and if that isn't on this list I'm gonna flip!!!
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Postby bruceagain » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:08 am

Bless you, del
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Postby Celiac Cruz » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:10 am

Knicks fans can be the best fans but social media Knicks fans might be the worst fans so it's a toss up!
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Postby landspeedrecord » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:12 am

big zorb wrote:the best fans are red claws fans
rather be an idiot than a sheeple
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Postby buriedinspace » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:13 am

'I'm Trying Jennifer' is a real modern classic
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Postby mcwop23 » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:13 am

MY MOTHERFUCKING KP KICKS ARE ON THEIR WAY AND IT IS TIME TO KNEEL AT THE ALTER OF KNOXROB
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Postby bruceagain » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:15 am

The altar of not making the playoffs
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