RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
Run to your mansions
Come around
We'll kick your ass in

Postby Self Destructive Zone » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:21 pm

I accidentally cold cocked some guy's horse trying to put my mask on to rob him
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Postby Self Destructive Zone » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:22 pm

I'm an extraordinarily clumsy villian
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Postby domesticwhite » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:43 pm

there are so many goofy control issues that cause comically bad results in this game i've learned to love them

last night i found a guy drinking near a campfire in the mountains, he said he had sins to confess so i gave him so whiskey and listened and he admitted to exterminating native americans then passed out. i picked up his body and dropped him in his own campfire.

stay vigilant
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Postby kirito » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:52 pm

drum machine wrote:
kirito wrote:make sure to take a close look at the reward you get at the end of the gunslinger quest for a fun easter egg

im pretty sure i killed/got photos of all the gunslingers for that guys book but nothing seems to have happened yet

yeah the final one didn't pop up for me until chapter 4
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Postby mutism » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:55 pm

ive basically taken to executing anyone who admits to even an ancillary role in slaving and the game gives me +honour every time
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Postby mutism » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:56 pm

has anyone encountered what appears to be some kind of burning hell road near rhodes?
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Postby domesticwhite » Tue Nov 06, 2018 2:57 pm

mutism wrote:ive basically taken to executing anyone who admits to even an ancillary role in slaving and the game gives me +honour every time


yeah, i did the drunk Rhodes guy task and when i discovered he was a slave catcher i also shot him and burn him in his own campfire, got honor for each racist kill

have not encountered hell road like some of you, where is it?
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Postby kirito » Tue Nov 06, 2018 3:00 pm

i don't want to pay my bounties but i also don't want to be constantly run up on by dogs while hunting and fishing
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Postby mutism » Tue Nov 06, 2018 3:00 pm

oh im sorry i didnt know the hell road was a thing, ive been avoiding the thread for spoilers

it's sort of half way along the ride between rhodes and your camp. your horse dies almost instantly and you can stand by and watch NPCs burn to death as they pass through
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Postby Lucky » Tue Nov 06, 2018 3:00 pm

mutism wrote:has anyone encountered what appears to be some kind of burning hell road near rhodes?

Lucky wrote:Was just searching whether horses are actually scared of fire as mine seems to be and yikes, this glitch https://www.theverge.com/2018/11/1/18051994/red-dead-redemption-2-glitch-rhodes-road-fire-horse
katy perry pissing all over my diamond-encrusted crown as I sentence another peon to death
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Postby mutism » Tue Nov 06, 2018 3:01 pm

red dead thread moves fast
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Postby domesticwhite » Tue Nov 06, 2018 3:03 pm

ah i know that spot but i've never seen a horse get torched there, or a person for that matter, strange i guess i know what i'm doing after work
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Postby domesticwhite » Tue Nov 06, 2018 3:04 pm

going to blast cigs roadside and watch NPCs burn
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Postby WHITEBOYWASTED » Tue Nov 06, 2018 3:37 pm

I tie up everybody. You're gonna tattle on me for looting? Getting tied up. Mad that I accidentally swung my scope over you while tracking? Getting tied up. I'd tie up bears if I could.
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Postby Self Destructive Zone » Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:13 pm

am I allowed to kill people in my camp?
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Postby Esteban » Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:19 pm

Pretty sure you can't draw weapons in camp
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Postby Marcus » Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:20 pm

i love to lasso and drag jerks just long enough that they go from "you're gonna get it asshole" to "ok ok stop im sorry!"
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Postby Marcus » Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:22 pm

the best is when you stumble into some other guys who just robbed a bank and they tell you to run along

IS THAT SO HUH

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Postby came to wreck » Tue Nov 06, 2018 5:25 pm

Esteban wrote:Pretty sure you can't draw weapons in camp


what about a long distance sniper shot to micah bell?
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Postby domesticwhite » Tue Nov 06, 2018 5:34 pm

it greys out the ability to shoot
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Postby Jimmy Firecracker » Tue Nov 06, 2018 5:37 pm

the game doesnt let you raise your gun/aim anywhere towards the campsite. i figured this out when i was struggling to scope in on a buck when i thought i was far enough away
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Postby Beaver King » Tue Nov 06, 2018 5:44 pm

how do you fire straight up in the air, like a warning shot
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Postby Ferrous Bueller » Tue Nov 06, 2018 5:57 pm

press up on the d-pad while aiming
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Postby drum machine » Tue Nov 06, 2018 7:56 pm

rescued some women from that weird hills have eyes type gang, then set up a camp later one and had two of them show up and threaten me n shit.

also found a hanging body and got ambushed by some guys covered in white paint, just northwest of saint denis
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Postby came to wreck » Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:13 pm

i ran into the snake bit guy twice and the dialogue for the 2nd time he's like yeah i know, i messed up again lol
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Postby kash attick » Tue Nov 06, 2018 8:51 pm

drum machine wrote:also found a hanging body and got ambushed by some guys covered in white paint, just northwest of saint denis


there is a whole bunch of weird stuff that happens in that swamp

i keep finding myself going back to try and trigger more events. last thing to happen was a sudden increase in fog/ambient music cues and then my horse bucked after seeing someone dart between two trees. spooky.
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Postby Cone » Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:28 pm

Yeah what’s the thing with the ambient banjo music? Was trotting around with my horse and tried to follow it since it clearly only plays when you’re on a certain path but I couldn’t find anything.
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:14 pm

Really anticlimactic to murder a bunch of armed guys surrounding a huge house only to find out afterwards you can’t even enter the damn thing.
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Postby Robo-Chachi » Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:19 pm

I think I’m going to abstain from hunting for awhile. I wanted to focus on it initially, but I don’t like having to ride halfway across the map to camp or a trapper after every big kill. Makes it feel like a fetch quest.
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Postby came to wreck » Tue Nov 06, 2018 10:20 pm

yeah im def sick of riding to that trapper as well
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