Erowid Experience: Animals - Paper Wasp Venom

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Postby a-10 warthog champion » Wed Oct 10, 2018 10:56 am

Jeremy wrote:Don't Talk To Me Until I've Been Stung By A Bunch Of Wasps



First thing I thought of when I woke up this morning


I need my wasps
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Postby Beautiful Jugdish » Wed Oct 10, 2018 11:35 am

i don't need to be stung by a hundred bees to have a good time
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Postby jca » Wed Oct 10, 2018 2:25 pm

reality is a crutch for people who cant handle wasp venom
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Postby Jeremy » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:27 am

Ankh wrote:Animals - Fire Ants & Coffee

DOSE:
oral Animals - Fire Ants
oral Coffee (liquid)

https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=29703


Holy shit this rules.
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Postby Jeremy » Thu Oct 11, 2018 7:30 am

My hero wrote:It didn't take me long to sort out what was going on. The ant toxin was in the coffee. I slowly drank some more just to see what the affects would be like. They were pretty unpleasant.
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Postby Ankh » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:09 am

toad venom people seem like a very particular type
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Postby Jeremy » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:17 am

I'm going to submit a bad oxygen trip.
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Postby VHGisdead » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:17 am

you must shit and piss yourself to observe the beginning of the universe
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Postby loaf angel » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:21 am

Ankh wrote:Animals - Fire Ants & Coffee

DOSE:
oral Animals - Fire Ants
oral Coffee (liquid)

https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=29703


I post this every time an erowid thread appears on the board

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Postby Jeremy » Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:28 am

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I like the ambiguity of the title here. He seems to like the venom, having taken a second hit, but he also seems to like his actual toad, and identifies it as the "coolest thing" about smoking the venom.
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Postby a-10 warthog champion » Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:02 pm

Jeremy wrote:Put those wasps down. Wasps are for closers only.



I've thought about this post every day since it was made and it has yet to fail to make me laugh

Thread of the year imo
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Postby nautical hyperblast » Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:51 pm

y'all goofed me hard on my kambo (frog venom) thread but i still fully stand by that shit.
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:51 pm

Jeremy wrote:
My hero wrote:It didn't take me long to sort out what was going on. The ant toxin was in the coffee. I slowly drank some more just to see what the affects would be like. They were pretty unpleasant.

i think of this every time i go for coffee now
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Postby madness and chaos » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:19 pm

this is all fucking the best, especially that quote for the t-shirt design. life changing

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Postby a-10 warthog champion » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:31 pm

i just want to go around yelling WASPS ARE FOR CLOSERS but id probably get sent somewhere i dont want to be
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Postby dvr » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:50 pm

I don't get the closer thing
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Postby a-10 warthog champion » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:52 pm

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Postby dvr » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:56 pm

ah thanks
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Postby a-10 warthog champion » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:00 pm

i had actually not seen that before but i figured it was a movie line so thank you too dvr
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Postby waldojeffers1 » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:10 pm

Did you guys post the one with fly agaric and the Wicca couple doing piss drinking wizard cosplay on it
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Postby internetfriend » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:17 pm

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Postby Jeremy » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:18 pm

Beautiful Jugdish wrote:i don't need to be stung by a hundred bees to have a good time


Nobody that believes this has ever had an actual good time.
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