Do trophy shops have a code of ethics?

Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying
Fake computer crashes dining
Cloning while they're multiplying
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson
You're all fakes
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:30 am

The thing with participation trophies is that participating in something that you suck at is really difficult and important.
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:30 am

Arguably more difficult than winning the Nobel Prize Of Economics.
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Postby Mr. Jackpots » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:37 am

Well, yeah. That’s why we award plaques.
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Postby Mr. Jackpots » Fri Oct 12, 2018 4:42 am

My plaque is still leaning on my computer desk. “Most improved wrestler, week 11”
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Postby alaska » Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:40 am

Congrats on your Nobel Prize, Jeremy! Wow
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Postby alaska » Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:40 am

alaska wrote:Congrats on your Nobel Prize, Jeremy! Wow


You can cite this as proof if you need. People wouldn't congratulate you for a prize you didn't actually win
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Postby important dentist » Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:49 am

Jeremy wrote:Arguably more difficult than winning the Nobel Prize Of Economics.

it's "about"
"My foremost duty is to the board," Important Dentist countered. "I
cannot afford to spend that much time researching human sexuality."
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Postby Durham » Fri Oct 12, 2018 9:57 am

I scoured their trade association website and I didn’t see anything about ethics

https://awardspersonalization.org/Home.aspx
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Postby Bad Craziness » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:05 am

imagine walking into someone's house and they've got everything. an oscar, an emmy, a grammy, a tony, the stanley cup, the vince lombardi trophy, a nobel prize, a medal of honor

and they just made them all themselves, like how the mythbusters guy makes guns from movies or whatever
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:12 am

I would know I had met my match.
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:12 am

important dentist wrote:
Jeremy wrote:Arguably more difficult than winning the Nobel Prize Of Economics.

it's "about"


Ah hell it clearly is.
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:29 am

I don't watch the Nobels anymore. Too many musical numbers.
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Postby delgriffith » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:29 am

But I'm happy for you, Jeremy.
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Postby Kenny » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:29 am

The only Nobel I like is Ross Nobel from QI
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Postby Jeremy » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:35 am

delgriffith wrote:I don't watch the Nobels anymore. Too many musical numbers.


They don't televise the technical awards anyway.
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Postby Autarch » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:37 am

my brother once got me a trophy for being best brother in the world
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Postby Kevin McCallister » Fri Oct 12, 2018 10:52 am

Autarch wrote:my brother once got me a trophy for being best brother in the world


My brother gave me a participation trophy. :x
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Postby dvr » Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:11 pm

Bad Craziness wrote:imagine walking into someone's house and they've got everything. an oscar, an emmy, a grammy, a tony, the stanley cup, the vince lombardi trophy, a nobel prize, a medal of honor

and they just made them all themselves, like how the mythbusters guy makes guns from movies or whatever



I might spend the next year giving these as gifts for every occasion
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Postby dvr » Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:12 pm

Imagine randomly getting a giant Stanley Cup engraved with your name for Christmas
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Postby Bad Craziness » Fri Oct 12, 2018 12:56 pm

they make super corny fake Oscar statues to sell in tourist shops all over hollywood Blvd but they’re too small and the design is copyrighted so they have to modify the pose to this garbage

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taking the time to make an actual forgery just to have in your house or give as a gift would be a massive power move
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Postby Jeremy » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:12 pm

You used to be able to get trophies at Goodwill stores, like I had a trophy that was just a plastic toilet on a false marble base with a plaque that said "Digital Bowling - Worst Team" in my locker for most of high school, but I don't know if they still sell them.
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Postby Jeremy » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:13 pm

Anyways I have slightly more money than I thought I did so I think I'll probably pick one of these up because that to me is the essence of the Nobel Prize About Economics.
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Postby alaska » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:18 pm

i might have said this befeore but good thread
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Postby alaska » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:19 pm

also bad craziness congrats on your "free engraving up to 40 characters" award
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Postby alaska » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:20 pm

counterfeit military medals are a really good idea. i wonder if i'd go to jail for making myself a couple of purple hearts
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Postby Jeremy » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:27 pm

oomphull wrote:wrestling has got to be the only competition that recognizes it's champions with enormous, gaudy belts. that and being from texas.


Belts aren't really that practical in my lifestyle, is there anything where you win an ostentatious yet comfortable robe?
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Postby Jeremy » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:28 pm

alaska wrote:counterfeit military medals are a really good idea. i wonder if i'd go to jail for making myself a couple of purple hearts


It might be kind of cool to sell scammy Nazi shit to idiots.
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Postby mites » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:28 pm

I should get a trophy for Ass Ass
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Postby Jeremy » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:31 pm

Hasn't Ass Ass already won a bunch of trophies?
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Postby guy forget » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:33 pm

alaska wrote:counterfeit military medals are a really good idea. i wonder if i'd go to jail for making myself a couple of purple hearts


just order em a dark shade of pink and you'll get off on a technicality
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