Does anyone else treat their pet like a ventriloquist dummy?

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Postby oomphull » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:02 am

I like to give the animals that live with me various voices/characters and interact with them like there's someone else in the room. It's fun and I end up doing things that I wouldn't normally do. For example, today I turned to the dog and said, "So what's for lunch today, pizza or corndogs?" The whole time I was thinking that I would probably make a pizza, but the dog's character said, "What, are you kidding me? Corndogs, you moron." So I had corndogs for lunch.
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Postby The Sunken Place » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:46 am

This was a "stopped me in my tracks"-level sad post
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Postby bruceagain » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:46 am

no but my sister does do a lot of preg testing horses, so there's that
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Postby The Sunken Place » Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:48 am

But I do talk to my wife using my pee hole and pretend my dick has his own character. It's hilarity at it's finest
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Postby MikeS » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:05 am

no, but anytime I'm razzing my gf or self defecating humor I turn to my dog to deliver the punch line. Generic examples "...and that's why we can't have nice things Walter," "...and Walter that's why she does the cooking."
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Postby oomphull » Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:35 am

The Sunken Place wrote:This was a "stopped me in my tracks"-level sad post


hahaha, i've never thought of it as being sad.

one of the dogs is practically always up in my face asking for food, so I guess I started improvising ideas of what she might possibly be trying to communicate other than fucking always being hungry and it evolved from there.
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